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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 16, 2008, 12:56:47 PM

Title: It's Monday! What extraplanar goods did you summon to our world, dooming us all?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 16, 2008, 12:56:47 PM

So, I have this friend who's a Mormon, but also awesome, thus proving God has a sense of humor. I've totally seen her drink Diet Coke, though, so I think she's borderling for getting kicked out of the temple. This may push her over the edge.

A few months ago, she started a stuffed-animal making business out of her house that has become super successful for her (http://www.flaky-friends.com/). As you can see from her website, the fundamental components of a Flaky Friend are the sphere and the eyeball. And she also encourages custom orders of strange and unusual animals. So, of course I commissioned a Beholder:

(http://i25.tinypic.com/18yz5c.jpg)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/169l11k.jpg)
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2196fwh.jpg)

Wow, are his tentacles arranged in a mohawk? Does each eyeball have a unique shape and color? And he comes with a tongue? Wow, just wow. My stuffed animal can magically disintegrate your stuffed animal!

Title: Re: It's Monday! What extraplanar goods did you summon to our world, dooming us
Post by: Eric P on June 16, 2008, 12:58:05 PM

couldn't buy a search button, i see

Title: Re: It's Monday! What extraplanar goods did you summon to our world, dooming us
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 16, 2008, 01:00:50 PM

that thread wasn't open when I started writing mine! F U