THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 08:10:24 PM

Title: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 08:10:24 PM: I just got to the dream segment where it suddenly turns into a bullet hell shooter. :lol
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 08:15:44 PM: awesome fun video games :bow2

hating video games to be cool on the internet :piss2
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Narag on June 17, 2008, 08:20:11 PM: It was pretty cool but was too much of a parody for my tastes in the end. I did enjoy the last boss though.
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 17, 2008, 08:25:07 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 17, 2008, 08:17:49 PM
There wasn't anything particularly fun about it (Suda can't do gameplay), I since it ditched the surreal parts of Killer7 in favor of Otaku nonsense, I I didn't find much in the game. As a bonus it looks like a Dreamcast game.

Killer7 > No More Heroes

I've been dropping this science for months, it's about time we got it added to the curriculum
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: demi on June 17, 2008, 08:32:12 PM: Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 08:10:24 PM
I just got to the dream segment where it suddenly turns into a bullet hell shooter. :lol

More like, a not bullet hell shooter
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Tucah on June 17, 2008, 08:34:12 PM: NMH boss fights were really fun. That's about it. Still one of the better games in the Wii library though.
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Post by: Grecco on June 17, 2008, 08:52:18 PM: My favorite game of 08. /bow Suda.
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 09:05:16 PM: I think the gameplay is fun and awesome.

Suda51, master of gameplay. :bow2
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Post by: abrader on June 17, 2008, 09:12:51 PM: the game is awesome.....

This thread made me not ban my Wii again
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2008, 09:14:30 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 17, 2008, 08:17:49 PM
There wasn't anything particularly fun about it (Suda can't do gameplay), I since it ditched the surreal parts of Killer7 in favor of Otaku nonsense, I didn't find much in the game. As a bonus it looks like a Dreamcast game.

My sentiments exactly.
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 09:36:14 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 17, 2008, 09:07:58 PM
For the most part it's button mashy shit. The boss fights are cool, and some are genuinely hard/mecahnically interesting, but honestly sitting through the rest just wasn't worth it.

I like it. :-\

Edit: Kitten finding game! :dur
Edit 2: OH NOE JEANNE FOLLOWED ME I HOPE SHE'LL BE OKAY :omg
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 17, 2008, 09:40:24 PM: It drags in the middle, but everything else was pretty good.

Also, I liked some of the sidequests, like catching lost kittens or mowing some guy's yard. :lol
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 09:43:48 PM: spoiler (click to show/hide)
THUNDER RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All he ever wanted was for me to strip naked and clean my ass for our training together. :'(
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Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2008, 10:18:47 PM: yeah, no more heroes is pretty awful. it ejected funny pomo commentary for otaku indulgence, which is a change fit only for gaffers and 4channies
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 11:03:27 PM: Considering that it takes the piss out of otakus as nerdy unlikeable assholes who hump body pillows, I don't really think so.
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 18, 2008, 12:00:04 AM: I don't really like the free fight missions. I can't get hit once? What's the point in that? It makes more sense as a special assassination mission type (there IS one like that). Just make them convenient "kill enemies here without having to sign up" locations, not annoying challenges that never go away.

But still, getting enemies into a bunch and swinging the Wiimote to slice off about ten heads at once, while coins and blood cover the screen, is intensely satisfying.
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2008, 12:23:24 AM: I enjoyed the game, but it fails so hard when it comes to the shit between each mission. The game would be 1000 times more awesome if it had an Arcade mode that let you play through each mission without any bullshit between them. Also, a lot of the boss fights were really boring, but it was nice to see that the last two were really great. Not many games these days have an awesome boss fight at the end (MGS4 did!).
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: bork on June 18, 2008, 01:56:37 AM: Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
Considering that it takes the piss out of otakus as nerdy unlikeable assholes who hump body pillows, I don't really think so.

Sounds like a pretty accurate description!
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 18, 2008, 02:04:42 AM: Fuck, I started a New Game+ instead of doing the "REAL ENDING" boss fight. I hate it when I do that. :-\
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: demi on June 18, 2008, 02:05:39 AM: lol... i did that too
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2008, 02:45:03 AM: Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
Considering that it takes the piss out of otakus as nerdy unlikeable assholes who hump body pillows, I don't really think so.

considering that most otakus enjoy sneering at each other when they aren't wallowing in total self-loathing, i do in fact think so
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 18, 2008, 02:55:20 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 18, 2008, 02:45:03 AM
considering that most otakus enjoy sneering at each other
Is this a confession? :pimp
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: The Sceneman on June 18, 2008, 04:19:28 AM: As Suda's biggest apologist on this board (I think) I can safely say that the game is fucking amazing
Title: Re: lol no more heroes
Post by: Crushed on June 18, 2008, 12:12:06 PM: Quote from: Borys on June 18, 2008, 03:39:53 AM
Did ya beat Deus Ex, Crushed or did ya ditch it in favor of some obscure japafag Wii title?
I got to Area 51, when the thing kept crashing because of some sound bug. :'(