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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Borys on June 18, 2008, 03:57:02 AM

Title: Game
Post by: Borys on June 18, 2008, 03:57:02 AM
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Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2008, 04:01:28 AM
what the shit
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 18, 2008, 04:06:39 AM
how unfortunate
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Post by: abrader on June 18, 2008, 04:08:35 AM
looks pretty freaky.

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Post by: Jabberwocky on June 18, 2008, 04:14:39 AM
Reminds me of that SFIV lesbian.
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Post by: brawndolicious on June 18, 2008, 04:17:23 AM
^don't bring up the UE3 bullshit.

even if the story is not that good, I'm interested in playing this game since it's obvious that there was a lot of effort put into the backstory of the world.
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Post by: Jansen on June 18, 2008, 06:54:51 AM
her legs look like they came out of a fugly ps2 game
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Post by: Tieno on June 18, 2008, 07:28:48 AM
A lot of these desins are trying too hard, like they took a page from The Matrix school.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 07:30:51 AM
Looks a bit past expiration date!
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 07:54:11 AM
Hair from the PSX era!

Better than Baldness from the 360 era amirite?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 09:13:55 AM
Hair from the PSX era!

Better than Baldness from the 360 era amirite?

Nope

:(

Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 10:09:36 AM
That's SK's idea of Hel? I fucking hate this company.  :punch
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Raban on June 18, 2008, 10:24:03 AM
:yuck
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Post by: Third on June 18, 2008, 10:26:51 AM
Too strange.

I dunno if I like it.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 18, 2008, 10:44:11 AM
I really hope the image quality is better on my TV screen than it is in all their screen shots.


jk this game will never be on my TV screen
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 01:07:29 PM
See, the whole point of using existing mythologies as part of your game/movie/comic should be to make it more interesting, and more powerful. This shit, much like the "Odin knights of the Crystal Thor" style turds that are shat forth by Japanese developers on a seemingly monthly basis, makes it less so.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2008, 01:15:03 PM
Clay animation :bow
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 01:31:49 PM
 :bow UE3  :bow2
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2008, 01:32:33 PM
This is seriously awful.

Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
I'm looking forward to playing it, but the design and graphics are terrible.  Dyack should have put Rein's balls in his mouth and submit to UE3 instead of bitching and trying to make their own shit. 
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 02:05:08 PM
I'm looking forward to playing it, but the design and graphics are terrible.  Dyack should have put Rein's balls in his mouth and submit to UE3 instead of bitching and trying to make their own shit. 

I bet the story and gameplay will rock though.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2008, 02:43:51 PM
it's a potentially interesting design ruined by shitty modeling and texturing.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:31:08 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 03:32:37 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 18, 2008, 03:34:44 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.


Yeah, around here, it's been crapped on more than Lair.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 18, 2008, 03:36:56 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)

Will you get a fucking grip please?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:42:33 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)

Uh, I really hope you're not suggesting that Too Human is getting the silky glove treatment.


I'm not saying that at all. :D
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:47:06 PM
I can only imagine the comments if this was a PS3 exclusive. ::)

Will you get a fucking grip please?

 :D
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 03:48:49 PM
Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:49:48 PM
People I used to play Counter-Strike with used to call me zero hour.

Used to.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 18, 2008, 03:51:55 PM
Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.


Do you have a list of people to be PMed at GAF?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.


What separates the good from the bad? A cigarillo is a cigarillo.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 03:56:48 PM
Is Zero Hour a ps3 fanboy ???

Thought they'd all been stamped out by now, huh? ;)
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 04:02:07 PM
This is such a brilliantly optimistic mindset.  :lol

Quote
If the story is as good as I'm hoping it will be, this will be a must have.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11627416&postcount=101
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: demi on June 18, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Cant wait to buy it, I will support Dyack :bow
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Post by: MedievalManIII on June 18, 2008, 04:13:01 PM
Why does she show her teared chest so openly? Wouldn't she want to cover that up or something?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 04:13:23 PM
Is Zero Hour a ps3 fanboy ???

He's zero tolerance from Gaf.....

Seriously, this guy is the image of SDF.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 04:23:15 PM
:piss Diablo  :piss2

And  :lol at the NeoGAF xtards bleeding martyr blood again. No, bitches, some games, exclusive or not, are not "welcome" on that particular forum.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 04:28:47 PM
As old as xcunts whining about the world supposedly being against them because one or two games that happen to be exclusive to their beloved system haven't received the blessing of the forum? Probably, but whatever.

Dyack brought this one upon himself, he really did. And really, it just seems awfully convenient to blame the reception on a supposed bias, as opposed to on the fact that what is shown looks like crud.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 18, 2008, 04:31:41 PM
That guy is a known distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, thankfully.

edit - oops, I meant that guy who thought this would have a great story
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Jansen on June 18, 2008, 04:34:03 PM
:piss Diablo  :piss2

And  :lol at the NeoGAF xtards bleeding martyr blood again. No, bitches, some games, exclusive or not, are not "welcome" on that particular forum.


Your whole anti-martyrdom shtick is getting old.

getting? it was old the moment he started it on gaf and it continues to be old.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
As old as xcunts whining about the world supposedly being against them because one or two games that happen to be exclusive to their beloved system haven't received the blessing of the forum? Probably, but whatever.

Dyack brought this one upon himself, he really did. And really, it just seems awfully convenient to blame the reception on a supposed bias, as opposed to on the fact that what is shown looks like crud.


Nobody is really crying about this game here buddy.

You must think you are somewhere else.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
He went on this binge of telling everyone not to hype their game, because they don't deliver, then he does the exact fucking thing.

Also note that Dyack didn't say shit about the horrors of previews until the previews turned negative. But now he has Matt Assman by his side, so all is good.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 04:42:42 PM
Who gives a fuck about GAF.  Keep that shit over there.

True
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2008, 04:45:47 PM
The people on gaf saying shit like "Most 360 exclusives aren't "welcome" here." are such ignorant bastards.  Go read the massive thread for Gears 2, or how about the TWO official threads for Halo 3, or how about the Ninja Gaiden 2 thread.  The difference here is that Too Human looks like shit, sounds like it will play awful, and Dyack keeps popping his head in every once in a while to give false promises and blow more hot air.  The thing Too Human has going for it is the concept of Diablo action, in space, with Norse mythology!  I really hope it does turn out good, because I like those three key selling points, but it is hard to get that excited for it based on what was shown.  A lot of aspects of it remind me of Lair (although I am looking a lot more forward to Too Human that I ever was for Lair).  And twin sticks for combat was just a bad choice and I just hope I am proven wrong when I eventually get to play the game.

I am sorry for bringing back gaf posters in to this much more civilized placed, but it is ridiculous.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
Cry some moar
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 18, 2008, 05:13:45 PM
Seriously now, can we get some good sfags in here? I need some god damned back up, and my crew isn't what it should be.


I'm a PS3-only owner, but seriously, Sony still pisses me off a lot.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: brawndolicious on June 18, 2008, 05:29:59 PM
Too Human looks like shit, sounds like it will play awful, and Dyack keeps popping his head in every once in a while to give false promises and blow more hot air.  The thing Too Human has going for it is the concept of Diablo action, in space, with Norse mythology!  I really hope it does turn out good, because I like those three key selling points, but it is hard to get that excited for it based on what was shown.  A lot of aspects of it remind me of Lair (although I am looking a lot more forward to Too Human that I ever was for Lair).  And twin sticks for combat was just a bad choice and I just hope I am proven wrong when I eventually get to play the game.
I agree but I don't see Dyack pushing this game out after a decade without making sure the gameplay mechanics and setting are done well.  He probably cares about this game too much to do that but I would never buy it unless I liked the demo.  That demo is going to be their last chance to really impress (or dissappoint) everybody.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 05:32:06 PM
I'm a PS3-only owner, but seriously, Sony still pisses me off a lot.

Well, yeah.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 18, 2008, 06:24:59 PM
I am soo buying this.  Space Diablo.  :-*
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 18, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
I do not have a gaf account.

(http://www.sunbelt-software.com/ihs/alex/Obiwanmindtrick_small.jpg)
 "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 18, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
this game is gonna be such a disappointmenton :gloomy

why must we settle for fourth-rate Canadian imitations of glory* :-\

*imitations of glory...in space
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 07:51:23 PM
If SK would have shut up about the game until three months before release or something I think it would have fared better with internet critics who are justifiably tired of hearing about SK, Denis, and TH.

I'm looking forward to it, but I've also ignored it for the last 10 years or whatever and only got interested recently.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 08:03:07 PM
People always bring up Denis Dyack as the reason this game gets so much shit, forgetting the laughable (and I do mean laughable) demo at e3.

Well, Dyack was at the center of that. The E3 demonstration is what set him off on his righteous path, and what made him yap at length about the horrors of showing off games before they are done (of course, forgetting the very positive preview that as printed in EGM prior to the E3 demonstration). And that demonstration made all of his earlier claims of the greatness of Too Human seem comical. Yes, there was indeed a time when Dyack was talking up the combat in his game, comparing to various high profile action games. Of course, since then we've learned that we shouldn't expect combat of that caliber, and instead think of it as akin to Diablo.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 18, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
People always bring up Denis Dyack as the reason this game gets so much shit, forgetting the laughable (and I do mean laughable) demo at e3.

it was probably the worst E3 demo I've ever seen, and I played Shadow Madness on the show floor
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 08:12:07 PM
Anyone know what year was that awful E3 demo?  2006?  Or longer ago?

They shouldn't have shown a demo at all, bad demo or otherwise.  They've been building hype for too long - any hype they built died off ages ago.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: brawndolicious on June 18, 2008, 08:21:32 PM
I remember that like a few months later, Dyack blamed somebody else for why there even was a demo at E3.  I mean you would sort of expect it since they showed a trailer the year before that they would have a demo ready by the next E3 since that's usually what happens.

Did they confirm that TH comes out this holiday?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 08:22:58 PM
I remember that like a few months later, Dyack blamed somebody else for why there even was a demo at E3.  I mean you would sort of expect it since they showed a trailer the year before that they would have a demo ready by the next E3 since that's usually what happens.

Did they confirm that TH comes out this holiday?

August.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 08:28:13 PM
I wasn't following TH closely back then - but I get the impression 2006 E3 kicked off the really bad vibes on the internet and they've never really been able to recover.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 08:29:25 PM
Whoever was in charge of putting that demo in anyone's hands should have been fired.

The demo got screwed by major technical problems that the Unreal Engine 3 update brought to the game. SK wanted to pull out, but MS said no, they had to show the game, or so they thought.

MS fucked up. And they have been trying to do things better ever since. And for all the "Art is crap", "Graphics are crap" etc whatever, people that have played the game recently have been pretty positive about how fun it is.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 08:33:58 PM
Whoever was in charge of putting that demo in anyone's hands should have been fired.

The demo got screwed by major technical problems that the Unreal Engine 3 update brought to the game. SK wanted to pull out, but MS said no, they had to show the game, or so they thought.

MS fucked up. And they have been trying to do things better ever since. And for all the "Art is crap", "Graphics are crap" etc whatever, people that have played the game recently have been pretty positive about how fun it is.

Previews, eh? Now there's stuff you can trust!
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: brawndolicious on June 18, 2008, 08:35:37 PM
I wasn't following TH closely back then - but I get the impression 2006 E3 kicked off the really bad vibes on the internet and they've never really been able to recover.
He was getting hate back in his gamecube days.  I mean, he was a unique dev who made gamecube-exclusives so he of course had some insane fans even though he never really did a bad job on any of his games.  I'm sure his nintendo fans didn't help him in any way as far as being popular.

Bullshit.  The cameras, controls, animations, lighting etc. were all fucking terrible and that has nothing to do with the engine.  I'm calling bullshit on the ue3 story since they could have reverted the build to the one that got the glowing praise a month earlier.
so what do you think happened at E3, that the magazine preview was due to a money hat or that the developers did something wrong?
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 08:36:08 PM
Whoever was in charge of putting that demo in anyone's hands should have been fired.

The demo got screwed by major technical problems that the Unreal Engine 3 update brought to the game. SK wanted to pull out, but MS said no, they had to show the game, or so they thought.

MS fucked up. And they have been trying to do things better ever since. And for all the "Art is crap", "Graphics are crap" etc whatever, people that have played the game recently have been pretty positive about how fun it is.

Previews, eh? Now there's stuff you can trust!


Well, i'm talking about impressions from people that don't need to act nice. 1upyours, where Garnnet and Shane pretty much crapped on certain games, they were very positive about Too Human, i can only look at that as a win scenario.

Bullshit.  The cameras, controls, animations, lighting etc. were all fucking terrible and that has nothing to do with the engine.  I'm calling bullshit on the ue3 story since they could have reverted the build to the one that got the glowing praise a month earlier.

Well, people who played both builds said that the E3 build was notoriously worse than the one before. But hey....i don't know.

Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: duckman2000 on June 18, 2008, 08:40:53 PM
Previews that take place at developers studios tend to have the effect of overlooking huge flaws in the game.

Wasn't Matt specially invited to SK for the great post-ice bucket showing? "Now that you show it to me like this, I really get where you guys are going with this"
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 08:45:33 PM
Doesn't really matter. Game is coming in August, i for one am excited to give it a chance, all the haters can suck my dick.

If the game is shit than so be it, but right now i have a good feeling about it.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 08:58:52 PM
Why even bother talking about the game if that is the case?

Because i have to man, because i have to. It's my NANOMACHINESsssssss
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on June 18, 2008, 09:00:53 PM
Thos tits are super disgusting.  yuck
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 09:05:25 PM
I wasn't following TH closely back then - but I get the impression 2006 E3 kicked off the really bad vibes on the internet and they've never really been able to recover.
He was getting hate back in his gamecube days.  I mean, he was a unique dev who made gamecube-exclusives so he of course had some insane fans even though he never really did a bad job on any of his games.  I'm sure his nintendo fans didn't help him in any way as far as being popular.

That's true, although I don't remember it being so vicious back then.  A lot of people might hate Denis, but I feel sorry for him more than anything.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 18, 2008, 09:09:37 PM
Guys, it can't be that hard to make a hack-n-slash loot game with awesome gameplay, and while the game has been delayed for several years, I think we should give Silicon Knights the benefit of the doubt.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.flagshipped.com
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Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2008, 09:14:50 PM
nobody hates denis. most sane folks think he's an overpromising and underdelivering windbag, though, based solely on sk's mediocre history
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 09:55:32 PM
I don't follow what he says closely, but does Denis really do much over-promising?  There was the co-op thing of course, but he just doesn't strike me as reaching the fantastic over-promising levels set by Molyneux for example. 

Then again I'm not a fan of, and don't really listen to, developer pre-release banter.  Of which Denis certainly does a ton.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 10:48:25 PM
I don't follow what he says closely, but does Denis really do much over-promising?  There was the co-op thing of course, but he just doesn't strike me as reaching the fantastic over-promising levels set by Molyneux for example. 

Then again I'm not a fan of, and don't really listen to, developer pre-release banter.  Of which Denis certainly does a ton.

He does talk a lot of shit. "Never done before, more content than anything, it's moving the medium of storytelling" etc

The guy should shut up and put up.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: GilloD on June 18, 2008, 11:00:13 PM
Daikatana.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Positive Touch on June 18, 2008, 11:54:50 PM
haven't been following Too Human, but for Twin Snakes he repeatedly said that the game would surprise players familiar with the original, and it would include a lot of extra shit.  then the game came out and it was played more like a $40 TC than a game developed by professionals.

all of SK's games started with lofty ideas and promises, but the team just doesn't have the talent or ability to deliver a game thats actually worthwhile.  wait for the reviews before you drop $60 on this.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2008, 11:59:13 PM
He does talk a lot of shit. "Never done before, more content than anything, it's moving the medium of storytelling" etc

The guy should shut up and put up.

Either shut up or put up.  I would rather he put up.  I want the 4 player co-op he promised along with the Devil May Cry combat system.
Title: Re: TOO HUMAN Tits
Post by: Grecco on June 19, 2008, 01:52:25 AM
I remember that E3

What was so funny was there was a leaked cam video on youtube of people, testers playing Too Human a couple months before that E3 and it looked like utter shit but the talk at Gaf was about how it was an "Early" build and not the build at E3...


Funny how that turned out. Oh well.