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Title: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2008, 10:32:16 PM

I ask because my boss is a bitch, and she's always talking about how "feggits disgust" her and other slurs against homosexuals which just pisses me off. We have no one we can really talk to above her about it, so I was wondering if it would be legal for me to pretend to be a homo and quit and then sue them for sexual harrasment?

-Thanks

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 18, 2008, 10:33:33 PM

I love Japan.  Don't you?  I know you don't because you are American and therefore, inherently inferior.

Speaking of which, I need to go to the UK to get a gay trip set up.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2008, 10:47:20 PM

Try to set something up so that she walks in on you having sex with another man.

It should then be easy to sue for sexual harassment when she constantly ribs you about it.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2008, 10:48:48 PM

Only if I can pretend to be your gay lover in court. Hopefully we can have some hilarious hijinks that rival I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry during the process.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 10:48:57 PM

You need to go in with 'your friend' to fully convince them that you're gay. At least one public kiss is mandatory. After that you can always proceed with blowjobs behind the curtains.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 10:54:43 PM

What if you become one by pretending to be one?

Think about it

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: bagofeyes on June 18, 2008, 10:56:15 PM

I dunno, can you get AIDS from just pretending to be gay?

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 10:56:24 PM

I want to appear gay, but actually be one too. But the public must think it's an act! So I can maintain credibility while sucking dicks. It's the perfect plan.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:57:21 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 10:56:24 PM

I want to appear gay, but actually be one too. But the public must think it's an act! So I can maintain credibility while sucking dicks. It's the perfect plan.

Want to pretend to be gay with me?

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 11:00:11 PM

Only if you are really down deep inside  :-*

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 11:00:50 PM

Pretty sure Evilbore has made me gay, so yep.  :hump

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 11:02:23 PM

Ouch!  Cajole your rough beard just stung me. I told you to shave that thing off, I'm not kissing you again until :maf

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 11:03:53 PM

I did shave. For work. :(

And now for you.   :-[

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 18, 2008, 11:04:22 PM

fegs

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: lordmaji on June 18, 2008, 11:04:31 PM

open the closet door son.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 11:08:12 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 11:03:53 PM

I did shave. For work. :(

And now for you.   :-[

How long does it take you for stubble to show up?

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 11:09:27 PM

I can get away with shaving every other day.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: Powerslave on June 18, 2008, 11:11:55 PM

I don't shave until the stubble turns into a filthy beard. I'm lazy like that.

Title: Re: Can I pretend to be a homosexual?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 11:12:34 PM

I was the same way until I started this job.