THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 19, 2008, 05:07:41 AM
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:drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge
It's a rare occurence, but Harry actually spewed venom on a flick. Even if he reviews a bad film, like Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of FUCK THIS SHIT, he says stuff like, "These parts were good, though!" But fortunately, The Love Guru gets nothing but hate:
"However, I have a very strong belief in witnessing the terror. People had to survive the Holocaust to hold those responsible, responsible. This film isn't as bad as the Holocaust. Nothing could be. But in the realm of film going experiences - it's a third trimester abortion. It is a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette and drinking a Coors Light. "
"This was a painful film experience. Imagine injecting hydrochloric acid into your left teste... or right breast. Imagine following that up with injections throughout your body."
"THE LOVE GURU is one of the most inept pathetic terrifyingly awful experiences I've ever suffered through."
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jesus christ he's a terrible writer
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His blood sugar level was probably low at the time of writing and made him cranky.
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Mike Myers was on Fresh Air yesterday to talk about this movie. It sounded like Terry Gross was trying REALLY hard to act like she thought he was funny.
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This movie is going to rock so hard. I remember thinking how unfunny So I Married an Axe Murderer looked.
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Harry Knowles doesn't care about Mike Myers
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Who the fuck is Harry Knowles and why should I care?
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the hyperbole suggests to me that this review is merely meant to "prove" that he can pan a big money flick.
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the hyperbole suggests to me that this review is merely meant to "prove" that he can pan a big money flick.
It certainly seems to be the movie to shit on at the moment. I think this is fallout from all the great Indiana Jones reviews. Reviewers are trying to get back their "cred" by dogpiling on this flick.
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Harry Knowles getting married was the apocalypse. There is no hope in the world anymore.
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I'll be seeing this and Get Smart this weekend probably.
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He panned Minority Report too, because Steven Spielberg didn't invite him to set. I'm sure Love Guru is actually worthy of hatred though, it looks awful.
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I quit visiting AICN when Harry used to tongue bathe all of Kevin Smith's stuff (especially post-Dogma). It's pretty clear he has some sort of payola-type scam working.
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I thought Harry and Kevin didnt get along?
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He panned Minority Report too, because Steven Spielberg didn't invite him to set.
:lol what a child
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he writes as if someone is hitting him in the temple with a hammer while he's typing