America: Land of the Free and home of the forever Indebted :american :american :usacry :usacry
I've had two clients who have won the lottery (I'm an accountant) and they've both blown it all on essentially nothing and are back to struggling like always.I'm gonna be an accountant. :tophat
One won a bit over $1m and it was gone in a year and a half. Looking down their bank statement you'd just see endless withdrawals: $8,000, $13,000, $2,000, $20,000 etc...
Fuckin' dumbasses. They could have retired and lived off the interest.
I'm gonna be an accountant. :tophat
The lottery is so clever. It's like a "you're stupid" tax. The tax rate increases proportionate to one's stupidity, to boot. It's poifect!
I wouldnt want to win the lottery, then everyone starts begging you for money and shit, then you got the downright crazies who will probably give death threats. I've seen those sob stories, I'm not being THAT guyThat's why you just sit on it then run it through an anonymous trust so no one ever knows you've won!
I wouldnt want to win the lottery, then everyone starts begging you for money and shit, then you got the downright crazies who will probably give death threats. I've seen those sob stories, I'm not being THAT guy
Me: The odds of winning the lottery are something like 25 million to 1.
Co-worker: But if you don't play, you can't win.
Me: You can't lose either.
Co-worker: Well, you can get struck by lightening tomorrow, so you never know what's going to happen.
Me: Well a giant fucking dick can pop out of your forehead right this instant, but that doesn't mean it will happen, jackass.
Co-worker: ...
I've had two clients who have won the lottery (I'm an accountant) and they've both blown it all on essentially nothing and are back to struggling like always.I'm gonna be an accountant. :tophat
One won a bit over $1m and it was gone in a year and a half. Looking down their bank statement you'd just see endless withdrawals: $8,000, $13,000, $2,000, $20,000 etc...
Fuckin' dumbasses. They could have retired and lived off the interest.
I've had two clients who have won the lottery (I'm an accountant) and they've both blown it all on essentially nothing and are back to struggling like always.I'm gonna be an accountant. :tophat
One won a bit over $1m and it was gone in a year and a half. Looking down their bank statement you'd just see endless withdrawals: $8,000, $13,000, $2,000, $20,000 etc...
Fuckin' dumbasses. They could have retired and lived off the interest.
me too :bow
Isn't one of the requirements of claiming the winnings that your name and likeness be publicly disclosed?The lottery is so clever. It's like a "you're stupid" tax. The tax rate increases proportionate to one's stupidity, to boot. It's poifect!
I play on occassion but it keeps license plates cheap where I live!I wouldnt want to win the lottery, then everyone starts begging you for money and shit, then you got the downright crazies who will probably give death threats. I've seen those sob stories, I'm not being THAT guyThat's why you just sit on it then run it through an anonymous trust so no one ever knows you've won!