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Title: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: T234 on June 23, 2008, 11:37:26 PM
I just did, and it was unpleasant!
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Bildi on June 24, 2008, 12:56:18 AM
Was it a big one - like you hadn't been for a few days?
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: T234 on June 24, 2008, 12:58:10 AM
No, I have been shittin like the car is on fire for the past few days.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Bildi on June 24, 2008, 01:01:54 AM
So you're regular? 

Nice.  8)
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: T234 on June 24, 2008, 01:03:00 AM
It was kinda liquidy, and I had TREMENDO gas.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: max_cool on June 24, 2008, 01:38:09 AM
Quote from: T234 on June 24, 2008, 01:03:00 AM
It was kinda liquidy, and I had TREMENDO gas.
ah ha!
Your teeth chatterin' was most likely the result of loss of body heat from the hot hot shit you took.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: T234 on June 24, 2008, 01:49:41 AM
I have been kinda cold since then.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: muckhole on June 24, 2008, 10:08:55 AM
 :lol

Next time take something to bite down on.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 24, 2008, 10:21:31 AM
I've taken shits so hard that they made me cry.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Ganhyun on June 24, 2008, 10:34:43 AM
Just drink something kinda warm and u should be ok. But yea, at least you werent like the guy on gaf who hadnt shit for like a week.

Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 24, 2008, 10:55:52 AM
(http://tinyurl.com/3vwafy)
"lol noobs"
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Tauntaun on June 24, 2008, 11:55:48 AM
Was it like this?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/1109_final_biggest_crap.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 24, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
My bowel cycle is unusually different than everyone elses--I go like every two or three days (it's been that way since I was young, meh), but I never have overly-painful ones.  When I do get that one that just doesn't want to come out, it really does suck.  It affects your entire body, heh.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Crushed on June 24, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
"Have you ever taken a dump so big that yer pants fit better afterwards?"
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Tauntaun on June 24, 2008, 12:29:57 PM
Quote from: Crushed on June 24, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
"Have you ever taken a dump so big that yer pants fit better afterwards?"

Most definitely.  :bow
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Candyflip on June 24, 2008, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on June 24, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
My bowel cycle is unusually different than everyone elses--I go like every two or three days (it's been that way since I was young, meh), but I never have overly-painful ones.  When I do get that one that just doesn't want to come out, it really does suck.  It affects your entire body, heh.
Me too. It's not like I don't have enough fiber in my diet, either. Sometimes I wonder if I subconsciously suppress the urge to go.
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: hyp on June 24, 2008, 01:33:22 PM
i just took a shit.  it was nice and smoooooth.  fiber FTW
Title: Re: Have you ever taken a shit so hard your teeth chatter?
Post by: Tauntaun on June 24, 2008, 03:19:47 PM
I just took a very satisfying dump about 10 min. ago.  :-*