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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:05:27 PM

Title: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:05:27 PM: TVC says:
I am kinda hungry. Maybe I will go into Hellevue and search for fuud
TVC says:
What sounds guud
Drinky says:
cheez nips
TVC says:
Cheese Nips don't have a taste!
Drinky says:
Cheez Its don't
Drinky says:
CHEEZ NIPS do!
TVC says:
THEY ARE THE SAME THING
Drinky says:
clearly you are no shitty baked snack connoisseur

this man is high and shames all americans
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:06:46 PM: I proposed that we have a blind taste test to tell them apart. Any losers of the taste test must read and do a book report on:

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2290/9b55a67f505cdf36d37dc00dw5.jpg)
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 10:07:07 PM: Cheez Its taste like a mans taint.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:07:21 PM: also he is a MONSTER GHOST

i will take this test
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:08:36 PM: You've probably already read that book!
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:09:29 PM: cheez-its are bland and disgusting. cheese nips are the congealed oils used by god when sexing the virgin mary's asshole, and are so delicious even the devil shits rainbows after eating them. cheese nips also have the added benefit of being named after the race sexually preferred by lyte edge and ichirou, which automatically gives them evilbore credibility.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Powerslave on June 24, 2008, 10:09:49 PM: Do icons only talk about, and with icons exclusively??
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:10:49 PM: who -- no, what the fuck are you?
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Vizzys on June 24, 2008, 10:10:50 PM: the fuck?

cheese nips are far worse than cheez-its

DAMN YOUSE
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Crushed on June 24, 2008, 10:11:29 PM: Cheez-Its are good, but drinking any kind of carbonated beverage afterwards leaves a bizarre battery acid like taste in your mouth.

Anyone who thinks it and Cheese Nips are even remotely similar should be dragged through the streets and ceremoniously gelded.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:14:28 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:13:25 PM
EVERYBODY LOVES CHEDDAR CHEESE SNACK CRACKERS. THEY'RE CHEESY AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.

But neither of them taste remotely like cheese!
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Grecco on June 24, 2008, 10:14:40 PM: I like Goldfish crackers myself
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:15:46 PM: they go passably with a light beef bourguignonne and a mid-market austrian pinot noir, foodie
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: T234 on June 24, 2008, 10:17:44 PM: BETTER BE RAGGIN ON MAH CHEEZ-ITS NOW
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:18:10 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2008, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 24, 2008, 10:13:25 PM
EVERYBODY LOVES CHEDDAR CHEESE SNACK CRACKERS. THEY'RE CHEESY AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.

But neither of them taste remotely like cheese!
THEY'RE ~~CHEESY~~ AND SALTY AND CRUNCHY, SO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.
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I can't stand either
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I always thought eating cheese its/nips was basically like saying "I kinda want things on my mouth that I can chew on, but I don't care what they taste like, or even if they have a taste at all! Hey, where's a box of baked shit to eat?"
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Powerslave on June 24, 2008, 10:19:18 PM: where the FUCK am I :'(
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:19:21 PM: you'd eat them if they came in a honey mustard flavor!
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:20:43 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:19:21 PM
you'd eat them if they came in a honey mustard flavor!

I wouldn't if they tasted as much like honey mustard as cheese its/nips taste like cheese, ie NOT AT ALL ALIKE.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:21:31 PM: what is wrong with the flavor of CHEEZ i ask the court
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:22:56 PM: you'd totally put these in your mouth, and by mouth i mean asshole

(http://home.comcast.net/~rvanderpoel/Gummilighthouses1.jpg)

mmm, himu snax
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:23:13 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:21:31 PM
what is wrong with the flavor of CHEEZ i ask the court

They don't taste like cheese!AT ALL!
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2008, 10:25:17 PM: Professor Prole, more like Professor (http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8400/prof20fackfaceut4.jpg)
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 24, 2008, 10:26:18 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Crushed on June 24, 2008, 10:27:34 PM: WARNING!
IT GOOD.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Beezy on June 24, 2008, 10:28:50 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:22:56 PM
mmm, himu snax
:rofl
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 24, 2008, 10:35:49 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 24, 2008, 10:09:29 PM
cheez-its are bland and disgusting. cheese nips are the congealed oils used by god when sexing the virgin mary's asshole, and are so delicious even the devil shits rainbows after eating them. cheese nips also have the added benefit of being named after the race sexually preferred by lyte edge and ichirou, which automatically gives them evilbore credibility.

*slow clap*
*adjusts monocle*

A very spirited summation old chap, but you're forgetting one thing...
(http://i25.tinypic.com/5ogubo.jpg)
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: brawndolicious on June 25, 2008, 12:01:25 AM: Quote from: Grecco on June 24, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
I like Goldfish crackers myself
If you put those in some thin soup, it's pretty awesome.

And cheez-nips/its taste more like a fried grilled cheese sandwhich or something. They don't taste like cheese alone but they don't need to.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 25, 2008, 12:28:46 AM: (http://g.photos.cx/20080512-c2.jpg)
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2008, 12:34:51 AM: It was just posted a couple of hours ago on GAF. I would've posted it too. :lol
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Mandark on June 25, 2008, 01:34:33 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2008, 10:06:46 PM
I proposed that we have a blind taste test to tell them apart. Any losers of the taste test must read and do a book report on:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2290/9b55a67f505cdf36d37dc00dw5.jpg

Dafydd Ab Hugh!

Last time I heard about this guy it was as a wingnut who sometimes subs for Michelle Malkin. Here's a post by Teresa Nielsen Hayden (http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008683.html) from around that time, including the quote "[p]eople who’ve argued with Dafydd have frequently been far more diligent, responsible, and hygienic than he has."

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1395/dafydd20ab20hughaw8.jpg)

No idea why she'd throw hygenic in there.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: TVC15 on June 25, 2008, 01:35:30 AM: fuck I had better win this taste test.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Mandark on June 25, 2008, 01:38:57 AM: You should email Ab Hugh and ask for some tips. Seems like he'd be a bit of a lay expert in the Cheez milieu.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 25, 2008, 08:46:07 AM: Once again PP proves that age begats wisdom. Cheese Nips, while disgusting, absolutely have a taste. Cheese-Its taste like powdered air. A blind and deaf monkey could tell the difference.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Eric P on June 25, 2008, 08:49:06 AM: i'm a fan of the 100 calorie packs of baked cheese nips

salty, cheddary, and no HFCS
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Reb on June 25, 2008, 09:25:50 AM: Wow, that Sienfeld strip is perfect.
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 25, 2008, 09:29:44 AM: cheese nips? what the fuck?

CheezIts>*

i luv the tobasco version
Title: Re: tvc is an uncultured bastard
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2008, 09:33:26 AM: they're both pretty fucking disgusting even for a low class snack