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Title: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Mupepe on June 26, 2008, 07:14:48 PM
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http://youporn.com/watch/64858/two-women-one-guy/
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"just go back to sleep jimmy"
"what's happening"
"you're gettin your cock sucked, kid"
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2008, 07:20:19 PM
I posted this ages ago

:bow :bow :bow

"i don't want to touch it"
"well he's your nephew"
 :lol

Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: patrickula on June 26, 2008, 07:22:51 PM
 :rofl :elephant :rofl :elephant :rofl
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2008, 07:41:49 PM
This is great, the dialogue is inspired, and the acting is great.  What makes the acting great is that it is like, legitimately sitcom-quality acting.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Honey Wilder and Kay Parker <3
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 26, 2008, 08:25:48 PM
Fake incest  :-\
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2008, 08:34:49 PM
aunt-nephew sex isn't really incest most of the time. if it's your blood uncle's wife then she's not really related to you. at least that's how i look at it.

it's not the best porno but carmen luvana's scene with mandingo is definitely top 10 :bow
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Shuri on June 26, 2008, 08:36:12 PM
why is it that I find women from '70 and '80 porn more attractive, somehow. They just feel more dirty than the suck-machines plastic dolls we have nowadays.


Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2008, 08:38:41 PM
Banana boobs > post-banana boobs
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2008, 08:54:13 PM
i agree with shuri 100%. you can basically see the sex friction of 70s stuff, whereas today most porn looks more like pure business than a passionate skill. i prefer porn that looks real, and what's realer than hairy, unattractive men fucking hairy above average women who are actually having fun. there are soooo many hot chicks doing porn today but it's obvious they aren't having fun, and they don't even pretend to.

i know my fellow porn connoisseur Smooth Groove disagrees, but i LOVE gianna michaels. she may not be good looking but she puts everything into her scenes. she has fun, is convincing, and even tries to make the guns cum before they're supposed to - not  because she wants the scene to end but because she enjoys the challenge. that's what i like in my porn. 
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2008, 09:05:38 PM
Who ever said Gianna Michaels wasn't hot? She's amazing.

Don't worry PD, your fellow minority member has your back.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2008, 09:09:04 PM
Smooth Groove said she was ugly. Her face is ehh, but her body is great. He doesn't like Sara Jay either. She's definitely a butterface but omg she's amazing. Her My Friend's Mom scene=  :o :o :o

not really feeling the butt implants she has now. looks odd on her. face it sara, you aren't black, you can't pull it off
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
Sara Jay MMMMMMM. Man she is so fine.

I think Giannas face is beautiful

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when covered in cum, like in that one bukakke video of her I have
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Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Bacon on June 26, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
Nice muffs. :heart
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: bork on June 26, 2008, 10:37:14 PM
Smooth Groove said she was ugly. Her face is ehh, but her body is great. He doesn't like Sara Jay either. She's definitely a butterface but omg she's amazing. Her My Friend's Mom scene=  :o :o :o

not really feeling the butt implants she has now. looks odd on her. face it sara, you aren't black, you can't pull it off

PD, please cut down on your porn intake.  It's disturbing.   :-\
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Shuri on June 26, 2008, 11:26:46 PM
i agree with shuri 100%. you can basically see the sex friction of 70s stuff, whereas today most porn looks more like pure business than a passionate skill. i prefer porn that looks real, and what's realer than hairy, unattractive men fucking hairy above average women who are actually having fun. there are soooo many hot chicks doing porn today but it's obvious they aren't having fun, and they don't even pretend to.

i know my fellow porn connoisseur Smooth Groove disagrees, but i LOVE gianna michaels. she may not be good looking but she puts everything into her scenes. she has fun, is convincing, and even tries to make the guns cum before they're supposed to - not  because she wants the scene to end but because she enjoys the challenge. that's what i like in my porn. 
exactly. I swear to god, If I see another generic scene featuring a couch randomly sitting in the middle of a rented out Beverly hill house, i'm going to scream. The actors back then had fun doing this, now its all generic dudes and chicks, all there for their pay check; you even have girl moaning in the same 'oh yes oh yes' pattern over and over again, even if its not timed with whatever action is going on. THey all look like plastic cyborgs. The sex in the '70 and '80 flicks was honestly much between because you felt chemistry between people; you could feel that those people actually knew each other, they just didnt show up 30 minutes ago to fill std-check paperwork.

Now everybody is so generic, calculated and so on, I just don't give a fuck
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Brehvolution on June 26, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
Now everybody is so generic, calculated and so on, I just don't give a fuck


Of course. It's porn. People do it and finish.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: aoi tsuki on June 26, 2008, 11:34:00 PM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: cool breeze on June 26, 2008, 11:35:30 PM
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

I always suspect that people into incest don't have siblings or parents.  That or they are seriously screwy in the head.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 26, 2008, 11:52:26 PM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

Pretty disturbingly sexy.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2008, 12:01:08 AM
hahah *2.5 minutes of you touch it no you touch it* 'it's too stiff lemme slickin it up and it'll slide right in *licks penis*.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: aoi tsuki on June 27, 2008, 12:09:43 AM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

Pretty disturbingly sexy.
The only disturbingly sexy incest video i saw was with this black-haired mom who was jilling off her daughter from behind while her daughter's blonde friend fucked her with a strap on. Her mom was stroking her lovingly, not like the animalistic fucking you'd expect in porn. It was like she was teaching her how to masturbate, and have sex with a woman i guess, which made it more weird. Even that was less arousing and more "wtf am i watching".

Most of the "real incest" is a bunch of hillbillys or trailer trash (probably from West Virginia) fucking their very underage daughters.

After that, i stopped searching for "real incest". Fake incest is boring because it's obviously fake, but real incest is just too real and sick. The clip posted has been around for a while; i had a copy like five or six years ago. The acting in classic porn is so much better than the "hay i has a video camera now fuck" shit we have today.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Candyflip on June 27, 2008, 01:15:37 AM
Moar 70s porn please.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: bud on June 27, 2008, 11:36:00 AM
that's private teacher. the entire movie is on youporn.

70s porn :bow2

edit: my last two posts are about the same 70s porn movie :-\
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Tieno on June 27, 2008, 11:39:48 AM
That's some pretty good acting for a porn movie.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 27, 2008, 07:00:03 PM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

Pretty disturbingly sexy.
The only disturbingly sexy incest video i saw was with this black-haired mom who was jilling off her daughter from behind while her daughter's blonde friend fucked her with a strap on. Her mom was stroking her lovingly, not like the animalistic fucking you'd expect in porn. It was like she was teaching her how to masturbate, and have sex with a woman i guess, which made it more weird. Even that was less arousing and more "wtf am i watching".

Most of the "real incest" is a bunch of hillbillys or trailer trash (probably from West Virginia) fucking their very underage daughters.

After that, i stopped searching for "real incest". Fake incest is boring because it's obviously fake, but real incest is just too real and sick. The clip posted has been around for a while; i had a copy like five or six years ago. The acting in classic porn is so much better than the "hay i has a video camera now fuck" shit we have today.


I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to individual posters on forums, but fuck, you're now "the guy who actively searches out real incest vids"  :\


anyway, Kay Parker  :bow2   
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 27, 2008, 09:08:54 PM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

Pretty disturbingly sexy.
The only disturbingly sexy incest video i saw was with this black-haired mom who was jilling off her daughter from behind while her daughter's blonde friend fucked her with a strap on. Her mom was stroking her lovingly, not like the animalistic fucking you'd expect in porn. It was like she was teaching her how to masturbate, and have sex with a woman i guess, which made it more weird. Even that was less arousing and more "wtf am i watching".

Most of the "real incest" is a bunch of hillbillys or trailer trash (probably from West Virginia) fucking their very underage daughters.

After that, i stopped searching for "real incest". Fake incest is boring because it's obviously fake, but real incest is just too real and sick. The clip posted has been around for a while; i had a copy like five or six years ago. The acting in classic porn is so much better than the "hay i has a video camera now fuck" shit we have today.


I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to individual posters on forums, but fuck, you're now "the guy who actively searches out real incest vids"  :\


anyway, Kay Parker  :bow2   
Are you unfamiliar with aoi tsuki?  that's pretty light on his "guy who does X" scale.


mind blown  :lol
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 27, 2008, 11:04:55 PM

I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to individual posters on forums, but fuck, you're now "the guy who actively searches out real incest vids"  :\


Yes, he's that guy. Him. No one else!
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 28, 2008, 12:21:02 AM

I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to individual posters on forums, but fuck, you're now "the guy who actively searches out real incest vids"  :\


Yes, he's that guy. Him. No one else!


oh i'm sorry, I shouldn't be so judgmental.  wat
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: aoi tsuki on June 28, 2008, 12:48:45 AM
Fake incest  :-\
Real incest is unfortunately pretty disturbing.

Pretty disturbingly sexy.
The only disturbingly sexy incest video i saw was with this black-haired mom who was jilling off her daughter from behind while her daughter's blonde friend fucked her with a strap on. Her mom was stroking her lovingly, not like the animalistic fucking you'd expect in porn. It was like she was teaching her how to masturbate, and have sex with a woman i guess, which made it more weird. Even that was less arousing and more "wtf am i watching".

Most of the "real incest" is a bunch of hillbillys or trailer trash (probably from West Virginia) fucking their very underage daughters.

After that, i stopped searching for "real incest". Fake incest is boring because it's obviously fake, but real incest is just too real and sick. The clip posted has been around for a while; i had a copy like five or six years ago. The acting in classic porn is so much better than the "hay i has a video camera now fuck" shit we have today.


I don't pay a hell of a lot of attention to individual posters on forums, but fuck, you're now "the guy who actively searches out real incest vids"  :\


anyway, Kay Parker  :bow2  
i stopped searching for it ages ago. Way too much pedophilia involved for my tastes. And i mean actual pedo shit, not the sixteen year olds that summon Pedobear 'shops at GAF.
Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Shuri on June 28, 2008, 07:18:14 AM
yeah well this thread just got fucking creepy.

Title: Re: omfg best porno ever
Post by: Eric P on June 28, 2008, 07:50:08 AM
yeah well this thread just got fucking creepy.



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