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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on June 29, 2008, 09:18:50 PM

Title: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Billy Rygar on June 29, 2008, 09:18:50 PM: tell me why i should send you a sealed copy of Culdcept Saga and i will do so. other people will judge this, but i won't tell you who.

more contests to come
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Vizzys on June 29, 2008, 09:20:16 PM: because ive never played it
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Ecrofirt on June 29, 2008, 09:21:03 PM: To be honest, you shouldn't send it to me. That's exactly why, however, you should send it to me.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Ecrofirt on June 29, 2008, 09:22:18 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 29, 2008, 09:21:10 PM
you're really going to have to try harder.

ps. i ship anywhere.
lol, I don't even play games anymore. I don't even know what this game is.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: pilonv1 on June 29, 2008, 09:24:48 PM: because i want it despite the fact it wont work on my 360
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Vizzys on June 29, 2008, 09:26:18 PM: photoshops of what
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Ecrofirt on June 29, 2008, 09:28:55 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 29, 2008, 09:25:54 PM
i want lousy photoshops

So I read up on the game a little bit, and it looks weird and not like something I'd like at all. This is probably why I don't play games anymore: You're all weirdos playing weird games.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 09:31:26 PM: I don't want anything from your aids infested taco hands. :-* :-[
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Eric P on June 29, 2008, 09:32:05 PM: because i don't even own a 360, so it would be ironic
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 09:37:26 PM: Girls are only good for pussy.

I just ruined your life ParticleReality.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: muckhole on June 29, 2008, 09:39:10 PM: Here's a banner if you want one, Cohen.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/CONTEST.jpg)

EDIT....wait. I misspelled Genghis. FUCK
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: muckhole on June 29, 2008, 09:45:23 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/CONTEST-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM: because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2008, 09:49:05 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM
because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here

oh you son of a bitch
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: duckman2000 on June 29, 2008, 09:53:36 PM: Bah, empty threats. Kittonwy would never leave the relative safety of the monkey ring. GAFers protested his ban, and went as far as to adopt kittonwyspeak. Suck on that one.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2008, 10:02:42 PM: to you i say RAWR
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: originalz on June 29, 2008, 10:03:42 PM: Despite me owning a Japanese box and thus the game wouldn't work, I could claim that I'm a hardcore niche gamer by owning such an obscure game and get props from people who I don't really care about.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: tiesto on June 29, 2008, 10:05:26 PM: Because I can beat originalz at Smash :-*
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Vizzys on June 29, 2008, 10:07:45 PM: my photoshop:

http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08260/culdcept599.jpg

edit: lol it was team xbox not ign, fixed

the original for lulz: http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08260/13926.jpg
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: pilonv1 on June 29, 2008, 10:17:27 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 29, 2008, 09:48:09 PM
because if you don't i will invite kittonwy here

i want that to happen, send it to me
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Grecco on June 29, 2008, 10:21:42 PM: Because i love you? ( I could really use a copy of that game)
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2008, 10:44:39 PM: You should send it to me because I have a half inch deep hole in my ass crack that gets stuffed with gauze everyday. I'm rather immobilized right now so all I do is play 360 games. Only mass effect was my last game that I had to play, and now that I'm finished with it, all I have to pass the time is dwell on the pain from my wounded ass.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 29, 2008, 11:09:53 PM: Got any free Gundam shit, Cohen?
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: DarknessTear on June 29, 2008, 11:10:56 PM: Because my first post is in your thread.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: y2kev on June 29, 2008, 11:28:42 PM: cuz everyone else here sux
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 29, 2008, 11:31:14 PM: I made a fake garfield comic to commemorate one of FoC's many bouts of internet libertarian awfulness, yet it was so awful in and of itself that I now refuse to post it, only link to it in a spoiler tag inspiried by the way that the russians put a huge tomb of concrete over chernobyl to prevent contamination from their disaster.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://home.nc.rr.com/fragamemnon/garfield2.gif
[close]

Obviously, if I am able to take the funniest thing on the forum all year and make it unfunny, then maybe it's time I played a strategy game with lighter fare than hexes and german ww2 tanks on it.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: xnikki118x on June 30, 2008, 12:02:45 AM: I liked it, especially Patel winning the thread. :)
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on June 30, 2008, 12:19:03 AM: worst prize ever, you're fired
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Beezy on June 30, 2008, 12:24:34 AM: But I already have Culdcept Saga. :(
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: pilonv1 on June 30, 2008, 12:30:35 AM: Quote from: demi on June 30, 2008, 12:19:03 AM
worst prize ever, you're fired

you could put up your copy of GH Aerosmith and beat him
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on June 30, 2008, 12:31:03 AM: I'm not done with it
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Mandark on June 30, 2008, 04:26:20 AM: Quote from: Fragamemnon on June 29, 2008, 11:31:14 PM
I made a fake garfield comic to commemorate one of FoC's many bouts of internet libertarian awfulness, yet it was so awful in and of itself that I now refuse to post it, only link to it in a spoiler tag inspiried by the way that the russians put a huge tomb of concrete over chernobyl to prevent contamination from their disaster.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://home.nc.rr.com/fragamemnon/garfield2.gif
[close]

Obviously, if I am able to take the funniest thing on the forum all year and make it unfunny, then maybe it's time I played a strategy game with lighter fare than hexes and german ww2 tanks on it.

That's a lotta damn text. You should used Cathy as the base. Plus the "Ack!" face is how I imagine Patel reacting to FoC's post.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Tieno on June 30, 2008, 01:55:01 PM: Lol, like I'd ever want to play a japanese card game.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Shuri on June 30, 2008, 02:35:15 PM: I hate j-rpgs, and having this game would be punishement.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on June 30, 2008, 04:35:07 PM: ^ waste of time, you get like 50 points for beating the story
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 04:48:06 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 30, 2008, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on June 29, 2008, 10:44:39 PM
You should send it to me because I have a half inch deep hole in my ass crack that gets stuffed with gauze everyday. I'm rather immobilized right now so all I do is play 360 games. Only mass effect was my last game that I had to play, and now that I'm finished with it, all I have to pass the time is dwell on the pain from my wounded ass.
jesus

Do I win?
If not you should know that the reason they stuff it with gauze is to keep it from healing all at once, so everyday they rip the gauze, which has fussed with the wound making it bleed all over again, out to let it just heal millimeters more. It's like medieval torture.

Do i win now?
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 05:08:43 PM: Nothing has ever been up their other than a cute doctor's finger!

Dr. Miletski I think the name was.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 05:12:49 PM: :bow :bow :bow

A true hero.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 05:26:15 PM: I'm a 21 year old virgin who'd like something to play while you're all out there bonin'.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on June 30, 2008, 05:27:14 PM: ^ step aside chump, 22 year old v-card member
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 05:28:28 PM: lol what a loser

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hump Let's end our troubles together.
[close]
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on June 30, 2008, 05:35:50 PM: Did you pick a winner, because the allure of Culdcept Saga is too hard to resist, I am sure
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 05:41:01 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 30, 2008, 05:30:19 PM
Apparently, Jarosh has an extra hole you can use, or he used to. :yuck

I think Mupepe is the only one here small enough to use it though. :'(
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: muckhole on June 30, 2008, 08:24:58 PM: If were basing this of body holes, I put a power drill through my hand this summer, laughed, and then reversed the drill back out.

Then I went right back to work. :punch
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 09:14:04 PM: That reminds me of the time I put my power drill in your mouth, came, and then backed out.

Then went right back to work on your ass. :hump
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: muckhole on June 30, 2008, 09:42:17 PM: And you were all wondering where Father Mike was.

:shh
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 30, 2008, 10:09:26 PM: Actually I was fulfilling a dream I've had ever since watching Dexter.

http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=a28ae8e0-5221-400a-b63a-db13f3c7d49e
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: xnikki118x on July 02, 2008, 12:36:19 AM: I dunno I don't see any excellent responses here. I'm disappointed in the lack of creativity. :(
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2008, 12:51:24 AM: you should send it to me because i've been a loser for most of my life. when i was a young man i was born with a broken leg. i didn't walk or talk until i was 4, and by that time it was too late: i was a bruised ghost of a child with no walkable path or understanding of the king's english. as i slowly began to understand the world around me i became superstitious, as most cripples do. my stunted legs offered me little relief from the pursuit of black cats yet i managed. my constant struggles caused me to have weight problems: by the time i was 6 i only weighted 40 pounds. i must have been a pathetic sight: a pint sized, overalls wearing negro boy sporting a top hat and a gucci bag for my asthma medicine. by the time i reached 10 i was still in first grade, yet still the smallest child in the room. william said i was special but i knew what that really meant. i was nothing more than the little boy the principle locked in his office bathroom for hours at a time as he threw licorice at me, demanding i tap dance for entry into the second grade.

that's why i deserve the game
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 02:46:03 AM: send it to me and i promise i will murder* one of rare's test staff in your name (or crom's)

TO ECHELON: *in effigy. or i will get him drunk and place my balls on his face.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Tieno on July 02, 2008, 03:24:51 AM: You guys realise this is a japanese cardgame, right?

:gun
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 02, 2008, 11:44:43 AM: Hey I'm in Canada. You should send it to me just to save on shipping.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 11:55:18 AM: Rygar is Canadian? WTF?
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Brehvolution on July 02, 2008, 01:33:04 PM: Sex changes gone wrong?

Shrapnel?
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM: did i win
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: muckhole on July 02, 2008, 07:55:16 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.

That hardly seems fair. You already get to have that awesome extra body-hole that you can use as a personal hide-a-key or for spare change.
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2008, 02:38:54 AM: Quote from: muckhole on July 02, 2008, 07:55:16 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 02, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
did i win

Nope, I did. While you may have been a loser in like grade 2, I'm a complete loser now, which is much worse.

That hardly seems fair. You already get to have that awesome extra body-hole that you can use as a personal hide-a-key or for spare change.

But the hole is already filled! With gauze, and blood, and pain!
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: demi on July 03, 2008, 02:41:36 AM: You're all winners

Except Arvie

Sorry
Title: Re: The laziest anniversary contest ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2008, 02:44:36 AM: Well I knew that already. That's why I should win this thread; I'm the only stand out person in here.