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Title: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 03:52:18 PM: Greatest horror franchise of all time. Can't wait to be blown away by yet another epic twist. Fuck the haters!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/2618863794_d89d798bfe_o.jpg)
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: GilloD on June 30, 2008, 04:06:25 PM: Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 03:52:18 PM
Greatest horror franchise of all time. Can't wait to be blown away by yet another epic twist. Fuck the haters!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/2618863794_d89d798bfe_o.jpg)

smh

I haven't seen one since the first, but they always sound amusing
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: lordmaji on June 30, 2008, 04:16:25 PM: make it fucking stop. christ. ::)
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:31:50 PM: Quote from: GilloD on June 30, 2008, 04:06:25 PM
smh

I haven't seen one since the first, but they always sound amusing
If you liked the first, go watch the rest. The first is still my favorite but that may be the nostalgia talking, although the first's twist is definitely my favorite. That was one of the greatest and most OMG twists in cinematic history. I was absolutely blown away beyond belief. The next three all have great twists, too. The fourth has like a few smaller twists instead of one monster twist and it starts to get kinda complicated but it's still great. If you watch them back to back then the fourth won't be complicated because everything will be fresh in your mind.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 04:36:26 PM: Have only seen the first two. The first was full of shit dialog and awful acting, but it had a decent twist I guess. The second was a pile of cat diarrhea.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM: "decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 04:43:26 PM: Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history
:/ You really think so?
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Tauntaun on June 30, 2008, 04:43:44 PM: Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history

Could you splain to me the twist in a spoiler? I've never seen the movies.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: etiolate on June 30, 2008, 04:44:39 PM: This is even worse than one initially thinks. Every time they make a new Saw, they are in turn providing material to make another Scary Movie sequel.. Just realize, all you filmees, every time you make a bad horror flick, you are in turn making a new Scary Movie sequel. THINK ABOUT IT
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:46:38 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 04:43:26 PM
Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history
:/ You really think so?
Absolutely, and movies with twist endings are my favorite type, meaning I've seen them all

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 30, 2008, 04:43:44 PM
Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history

Could you splain to me the twist in a spoiler? I've never seen the movies.
Not a chance. Go watch it as soon as you can... even download it, just do whatever you can to see it.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 04:47:13 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on June 30, 2008, 04:43:44 PM
Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history

Could you splain to me the twist in a spoiler? I've never seen the movies.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dead guy in the room isn't actually dead. He's the bad guy.
[close]
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:47:58 PM: Tauntaun, don't read the spoiler. Nobody read it if you haven't seen the film.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: lordmaji on June 30, 2008, 04:49:48 PM: torture porn. :(
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: duckman2000 on June 30, 2008, 04:50:59 PM: Read the spoiler, avoid the film. It's a very, very bad movie. Ghost Ship caliber.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:52:21 PM: yeah, it's brutal...not for the squeamish :o
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:52:42 PM: Quote from: duckman2000 on June 30, 2008, 04:50:59 PM
Read the spoiler, avoid the film. It's a very, very bad movie. Ghost Ship caliber.
i knew you'd hate it
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Tauntaun on June 30, 2008, 04:58:50 PM: Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:47:58 PM
Tauntaun, don't read the spoiler. Nobody read it if you haven't seen the film.

Sorry bubby, not into horror movies so I read it. Don't hold it against me, I'll give you a back rub. :-*
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: GilloD on June 30, 2008, 05:08:02 PM: Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history

What? A good twist is like Citizen Kane- Elegant and obvious afterwards. There's setup, it all makes sense. The end of SAW is just "BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT FUCKIN COMIN DID YOU I GOT YOU SO GOOD". There's no setup, no clues, just a cheap thrill. Exciting? Yes. Cinema? No.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: duckman2000 on June 30, 2008, 05:08:53 PM: Ghost Ship also had a twist ending. Just saying.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2008, 05:11:35 PM: Quote from: GilloD on June 30, 2008, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
"decent" twist?

It was one of the greatest twists in cinematic history

What? A good twist is like Citizen Kane- Elegant and obvious afterwards. There's setup, it all makes sense. The end of SAW is just "BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT FUCKIN COMIN DID YOU I GOT YOU SO GOOD". There's no setup, no clues, just a cheap thrill. Exciting? Yes. Cinema? No.
Exactly. It was shocking, but really it was a pretty crappy twist.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2008, 05:12:11 PM: OMG, Lionsgate's release list for the next 6 years just leaked!!!!

2008 - Saw 5: Jigsaw Takes Manhattan
2009 - Saw 6: The Sawening
2010 - Saw 7: The Final Saw
2011 - Saw 8: The Saw Warriors
2012 - Saw 9: The Saw Master
2013 - Saw X: Jigsaw vs. Puppet Master vs The Demonic Toys
2014 - Saw in Space
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 30, 2008, 05:13:27 PM: well, i don't mind if twists aren't 'elegant'... i just want to be blown away, and the original Saw's is one of the best ever, imo.

also, the great saw music that plays just makes it that much more amazing... anyone else love that music? man it's so epic
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2008, 05:40:33 PM: Shitty movie is shitty. People who like "horror" movies are so willing to overlook crappy film making to get their fill of their favorite genre that it's just very sad. The upside of that is that you can make a bunch of money on it for very little investment, like my friends who sold their flick at Sundance for 2.4 million or whatever.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2008, 07:57:22 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on June 30, 2008, 07:22:07 PM
WTF? Why does this keep going?

In a perfect world, all sequels would have to be greenlit by an extremely stringent Sequel Approval Board that would prevent atrocities like the upcoming Spiderman 4 and all Saws after the third one. And all those Disney sequels? Forget about it.

lol, like Spider hyphen Man 3 wasn't an atrocity.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Yeti on July 01, 2008, 01:30:00 AM: The Saw movies will catch up to the Land Before Time movies pretty soon.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 01:41:54 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 30, 2008, 05:40:33 PM
Shitty movie is shitty. People who like "horror" movies are so willing to overlook crappy film making to get their fill of their favorite genre that it's just very sad. The upside of that is that you can make a bunch of money on it for very little investment, like my friends who sold their flick at Sundance for 2.4 million or whatever.

Have you seen the Saw movies? They are kinda good (for me) in the same way as trashy soap operas. You know it's terrible, and they are demonstrably terrible, but jesus fuck you want to see what sort of shit they pull next. I'd at least give the first 2 a rent. I think that the first movie is a legitimately half-decent thriller. The acting is hit and miss, but the narrative is non-linear enough to at least keep you hooked. The second movie is full on trashy fun. I thought the third one was kind of half-assed all around, so I have not yet checked out the fourth, although the audacity of the concept aq fourth movie will probably have me checking it out sooner rather than later.

I mean, hate things that deserve it, like Transformers and The Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump. Saw is trash, but it's the guilty pleasure sort of trash.
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: Crushed on July 01, 2008, 02:01:01 AM: But it's not a guilty pleasure at all. It's, "this fucking sucks i am receiving no pleasure at all from this piece of shit."
Title: Re: First SAW 5 poster
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 02:08:49 AM: Quote from: Crushed on July 01, 2008, 02:01:01 AM
But it's not a guilty pleasure at all. It's, "this fucking sucks i am receiving no pleasure at all from this piece of shit."

That's what I got from most of 3, but the first 2 were pretty entertaining flicks, trash-wise.