I could use a vacation. Anyone want to shack me up for 30 days?
How old are you TVC?
Back then, in my salad days, I saw beauty everywhere, and I wanted to tell the world all about. Flowers and shit, the shapes of breakfast cereal pieces, wistfully placed bottles of hand soap, and even the ants crawling in the salad. It was such a beautiful world. It's so much less blissful now, and the saddest thing is that I am now smart enough to know that human beings can only feel physical euphoria via elicit drug use. Everything would be so much better if I were dead. If I died before I knew what I know now. I wish my mom wasn't irish catholic so she just would have gotten a coat hanger jammed into my soft spot before I was born. Even though it was legal to get abortions when she was pregnant with me, I wish she'd just get it done the old fashioned way out of her sheer hatred for me, and for how much I hate myself and being alive.
I am 27 years old, old enough to know that life is by its very nature a terrible thing and any and all happiness is either illusory, delusive, fallacious, or all of the above.
Plus I will be dead which will be awesome. YOU'LL ALL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE! Even you, demi. Nobody will ever again masturbate while thinking about you after I die while trying to defend the sovereignty of Taco Bell.
Okay! I'm going to bed! I;m getting up at 5:30 to run. Ugh. We'll see, yo.
Sooooo... How's this coming along?
I've decided to start alternating push-ups and sit-ups every day (push-ups yesterday, sit-ups today). Once my upper body strength has moved to a level beyond "bedridden," I may start going to the gym at my office building.You'll quit within 2 weeks.
Now that you've said this I better not :punchI've decided to start alternating push-ups and sit-ups every day (push-ups yesterday, sit-ups today). Once my upper body strength has moved to a level beyond "bedridden," I may start going to the gym at my office building.You'll quit within 2 weeks.
When you keep it up, I will say it's because of my motivation.
If you quit, which you will, I'll be right.
I always win.
Am I right yet?Now that you've said this I better not :punchI've decided to start alternating push-ups and sit-ups every day (push-ups yesterday, sit-ups today). Once my upper body strength has moved to a level beyond "bedridden," I may start going to the gym at my office building.You'll quit within 2 weeks.
I'm already up to four days I think, though one day I forgot to do it :-\
Tonight is sit-up night and I am not forgetting!