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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:47:56 PM

Title: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:47:56 PM
She's big into boxing, if you know what I mean
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2006, 01:48:18 PM
Mom...?  :(
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
I was suprised too, she's usually very ravenous for "the bone"
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: BlackMage on November 15, 2006, 01:49:40 PM
yeah i dont think so
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
Because your mom is a straight up hooker :lol
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2006, 01:51:10 PM
fuck you dude my mom may be a lesbian and a slut but she is NOT a hooker
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: BlackMage on November 15, 2006, 01:51:17 PM
Because your mom is a straight up hooker :lol

why you frontin on me? im your homey
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:51:17 PM
OH SNAPS
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:52:40 PM
Because your mom is a straight up hooker :lol

why you frontin on me? im your homey
:lol

I'm sorry man, I couldn't help it. I remember seeing one of your threads on GAF about a blank check or something on the kitchen counter
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 15, 2006, 01:52:47 PM
Only real lesbo is:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/2006-08-03%20Thursday%20Rice%20Eater's%20(Brice's)%20Homecoming%20015.jpg)

... rodi!
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2006, 01:53:42 PM
Today is full of shocking truths. So my birth was just a cover?

*sob*
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:54:14 PM
Asian women might as well all be lesbians, because either way they aren't getting any dick from asian men
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2006, 01:55:48 PM
No, they get dick from asian men it's just that asian women don't like sex WITH dick so they cry during it and so they go lesbo. It's the obvious chain of events. Asian women need dry humping and licks to the cooter to get turned on.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:56:52 PM
Apparently you didn't get the joke
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2006, 01:57:59 PM
i got the joke, it's just that it's entirely false. I have seen Asian porn and they DO get dicked...it's just that they always cry and WAH WAH WAH WAH  as if they're being raped. Asian women are NATURAL LESBIANS
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2006, 01:58:28 PM
I think its called bisexual lol.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: whiteACID on November 15, 2006, 01:58:34 PM
My mom got breast implants.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:59:20 PM
I was saying asian men don't have dicks because they're so small...

Why do I have to explain that. Makes me look stupid :-\
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2006, 02:02:23 PM
I already got the joke but the fact that asian women alwasy cry during sex is like 1000 x more funnier
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 02:04:26 PM
It's sick actually. Why the fuck should they cry because the genital equivalent of a two month old baby's pinkie finger is stuck up their hole? If I stick a greenbean up my ass right now I wouldn't cry
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: whiteACID on November 15, 2006, 02:06:35 PM
I would cry..out of shame
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 02:12:13 PM
I would too if my pussy was so banged up it was backed into my stomach
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 02:13:26 PM
What about your rectum?
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: BlackMage on November 15, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
What about your rectum?

rectum? damn near killed em!
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 15, 2006, 02:48:04 PM
Well i'll be honest my mom is a Lesbian.  :-\ My dad fucked her up that much that she now goes for the woman lovin. She's not told me about her partner but she's been on and off with this one lady for a few years. And no my mom isnt a butch. Her special friend is though. And yeah its ok but at the same time is sad. Cause i know it wasnt something my mom wanted i think.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 02:51:32 PM
Your mom didn't want to be a lesbian?
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 15, 2006, 02:53:10 PM
I dont know if she's just bi or full on gay cause she still goes and looks for dick at bars. But i think my dad traumatized her so much that she cant trust men anymore.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 02:53:33 PM
Well i'll be honest my mom is a Lesbian.  :-\ My dad fucked her up that much that she now goes for the woman lovin. She's not told me about her partner but she's been on and off with this one lady for a few years. And no my mom isnt a butch. Her special friend is though. And yeah its ok but at the same time is sad. Cause i know it wasnt something my mom wanted i think.

Wow your dad must suck at being man. No wonder you eat so much
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 15, 2006, 02:56:37 PM
My dad abused my mother and i from the time i was 3 till i was 10. Pyschically and mentally screwing up both my mom and i for life.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 02:57:58 PM
 :(

Sorry
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Christopher on November 15, 2006, 03:00:25 PM
I fail to see how that makes your mom want to lick the carpet...wouldn't she just go after another man (nicer) at that?  Don't say "she can't trust men", becuase what the fuck if her girl beats the shit out of her?

Animals?
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 15, 2006, 03:02:46 PM
My moms a serious animal lover and so is her friend. Thats how they met. And her friend isnt a angry type of person. My mom just wasnt open to finding a guy and still isnt. Cause she feels that she doesnt deserve a nice guy. That everything that happened to her and i was her fault. Like i said she's fucked up cause of it all. I dont know everything about how she feels but i know her well enough to know she can trust men. I mean fuck she trusts me.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 03:04:34 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice? :shh
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 15, 2006, 03:04:46 PM
No wonder I'm a lesbian then! Thanks, Drinky! :-*
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 15, 2006, 03:05:26 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice? :shh

For women yeah for men no
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Christopher on November 15, 2006, 03:06:25 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So she should just look into a chick with a dick
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:08:20 PM
I'm sure there are women that are born gay, just like men. But I'm saying. To START OUT liking the cock and then switching to eating box? That usually comes from women who have HAD IT with men.

Personally speaking, I've been fucked over by women ever since I became interested in 'em, but I never once thought "man it would be so much easier if I just liked guys!". Wait, no, that's not 100% correct. There was military school, but that was more of a convienience thing. Even then though I stuck to masturbating.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 03:10:15 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice? :shh

For women yeah for men no

That doesn't make any sense.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:15:05 PM
Sure it does. Might not be correct, but grammatically speaking? It was fine.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 03:17:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AQvMHKhm7s

Looks like a choice to me har har!




































I kid :-*
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:20:56 PM
Damnit Phoenix Dark, stop posting YouTube shit in EVERY FUCKING THREAD
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Bacon on November 15, 2006, 04:13:35 PM
Only real lesbo is:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/2006-08-03%20Thursday%20Rice%20Eater's%20(Brice's)%20Homecoming%20015.jpg)

... rodi!

 :gloomy

My mom loves dick btw.
Title: Re: Your mom is a lesbian
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 04:14:54 PM
You don't have to tell me that, Bacon