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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 01:23:06 PM

Title: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 01:23:06 PM: Today is going to be the day it happens. I can feel it. I'm so sick that I had to call into work. I'm so hot. I can feel the reaper circling my bed, and he's coming for me. Been hearing crows all morning. This is it. This is what it feels like to die. Last night I prayed to multiple deities, asking for it to come either quickly or painlessly, and it's become evident that my calls have been ignored, and all those gods are going to let me waste away in misery. Since they ignored that request, I am guessing that they are also ignoring my pleas to let me into whatever paradises they have been advertising despite me mocking their existences my entire life. My morning plans include combing the bible for fine print that I can potentially D&D-style rules lawyer myself into heaven with. Time is short, which is why I am going with the bible. There are more Christians in the world which means their religion might be closer to being right, and even if it bullshit, perhaps some sort of FF7-esque LIFESTREAM has made their delusions some sort of reality. Plus if I have time I can look through some of them old testament things and get cool with the jews.

I guess I had better put a brief will here since I have none.

To MAF: My DVDs and Blu-Rays. Prole can have the doubles. Distantmantra can have any doubles that Prole may already have. If Distantmantra has what I've got, contact Element.
To Prole: All of my beloved Apple products and my collection of niche erotica.
To Patel: I really don't know what to give you. I am pretty sure our music collections are semi-comparable and I know your comic collection molests mine. I guess you can have the copy of Mana Khemia I bought and never told anyone about. You're into that sort of thing, right?
To cohen: Kinda same as Patel. I don't know what to get you. How about my collection of signed Neal Stephenson first editions. You love CYBER LIBERTARIANS, right?
To Triumph: I have either a signed copy of Timequake or Bagombo Snuff Box. No Cat's Cradle, but it's free, so shut your entitled liberal cornhole, hippie.
To demi: My soiled underwear collection, and my collection of empty Tylenol PM bottles.
To Cajole: All DVDs in my collectiont hat feature 70s boobs, plus and X-rated cartoon DVDs that may pop up in my mailbox after my death.
To BlueTsunami: My beloved 40D and all my other camers.
To EricP: You can have my books and digital media collection. Just take all my external hard drives. There are backups there, too.
To Willco: My 360 HD-DVD drive.

I also request that I be buried with all of my money and my beautiful jewels. Also, Prole, cremate me and use my ashes to baptize the new Party Mansion. That's how I'd want it. Also, Prole, if my mom contacts you and asks how I died, tell her I got AIDS just like my dad always said I would :(
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Eric P on July 01, 2008, 01:29:37 PM: i say we have him killed so we can get all of his stuff

forum postings are legally binding right?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 01, 2008, 01:29:41 PM: I should get your gaf account. That would blow everyones mind.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Positive Touch on July 01, 2008, 01:30:07 PM: since you're dying, you might as well post some pics of you dick ITT
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: demi on July 01, 2008, 01:30:37 PM: Oh fuck off already
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2008, 01:30:47 PM: wait, i don't get shit? I'M YOUR PORN MILK BROTHER
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 01:40:35 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 01, 2008, 01:30:47 PM
wait, i don't get shit? I'M YOUR PORN MILK BROTHER

Well, since you're black, I guess you can have my Parliament, Funkadelic, James Brown, and Bobby Womack CDs.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2008, 01:41:32 PM: just send me your graphics card, PSU, and RAM and i'll get you into heaven don't worry
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: bud on July 01, 2008, 01:45:14 PM: why are you always sick? there's always something wrong with you.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 01:45:48 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 01, 2008, 01:41:32 PM
just send me your graphics card, PSU, and RAM and i'll get you into heaven don't worry

My main rig is a Mac Pro, so my PSU and RAM are of no use to you. I have like 4 GPUs laying around the apartment, feel free to grab one. All of them mostly work but are prone to overheating.

Quote from: bud on July 01, 2008, 01:45:14 PM
why are you always sick? there's always something wrong with you.

I have a cold. I have said before that if you gave my D&D stats, I would probably have a constitution of like 6 or 7. I am basically Raistlin Majere.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 01, 2008, 01:59:38 PM: Drink airborne every morning, take vitamins, there ya go!
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 01, 2008, 02:18:28 PM: It's probably rude to laugh, but this thread is funny.

TVC, I feel for your plight. I can't imagine how bad your constitution is going to be when you are 50+ years old. You better start picking out what assisted living complex you are going to live in now.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Eric P on July 01, 2008, 02:23:46 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 01, 2008, 02:18:28 PM
...assisted living complex you are going to die in now.

ice cold
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2008, 02:42:26 PM: wow. i don't fucking get anything? screw you
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 02:51:04 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 01, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
wow. i don't fucking get anything? screw you

You can have an hour alone with my body before it is cremated :-*

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 01, 2008, 02:18:28 PM
It's probably rude to laugh, but this thread is funny.

TVC, I feel for your plight. I can't imagine how bad your constitution is going to be when you are 50+ years old. You better start picking out what assisted living complex you are going to live in now.

Shit, I need to avoid that situation. What's the best way to avoid that? Die young? Am I too old to join the army?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2008, 03:39:53 PM: some people have bad immune systems. i know a chick who's sick almost every month. at first i thought it was because she didn't dry her hair in the morning (smh white people) but that's not it. summer colds always baffle me. hell, i get sick once every three years :bow
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2008, 03:41:01 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 01, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
wow. i don't fucking get anything? screw you

You can have an hour alone with my body before it is cremated :-*

That's all I need :)
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Ganhyun on July 01, 2008, 03:45:42 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 01:45:48 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 01, 2008, 01:41:32 PM
just send me your graphics card, PSU, and RAM and i'll get you into heaven don't worry

My main rig is a Mac Pro, so my PSU and RAM are of no use to you. I have like 4 GPUs laying around the apartment, feel free to grab one. All of them mostly work but are prone to overheating.

Quote from: bud on July 01, 2008, 01:45:14 PM
why are you always sick? there's always something wrong with you.

I have a cold. I have said before that if you gave my D&D stats, I would probably have a constitution of like 6 or 7. I am basically Raistlin Majere.

OMG, its worse than we thought! He's confusing D&D with Dragonlance!!!
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2008, 03:51:15 PM: Can I have your Steam account or some of your many hard drives?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2008, 04:04:34 PM: best will and testament EVER
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 04:19:04 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 01, 2008, 04:04:34 PM
best will and testament EVER

For you and Cajole, perhaps.

At least he didn't leave me his Leonard Cohen.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 01, 2008, 04:22:51 PM: TVC would be this character from Persona 3:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l303/Kunoichi-ame/FUUKA.jpg)
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2008, 04:26:41 PM: who would be stupei?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 01, 2008, 04:32:50 PM: I kinda wanna be Stupei, he's awesome.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2008, 04:36:03 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 01, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
"Guess what? TVC willed me his collection of first signed first edition Neal Stephenson's"
"Who?
"He's a cyberpunk author"
"No, who is TVC...wait I don't know who the other guy is either"

That will be your legacy.

Poor TVC. That's a worst fate than Solid Snake's.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: MCD on July 01, 2008, 04:37:33 PM: Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 01, 2008, 04:22:51 PM
TVC would be this character from Persona 3:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l303/Kunoichi-ame/FUUKA.jpg)
i'd hit t.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2008, 04:43:53 PM: Wow, while I'm sure you're overreacting I still kind of want both of those signed Vonnegut books. Hey, what happens to your cat? I'm not sure any of us are cut out to care for it, to be honest. Although I have like five dogs in my care at any given time, haha.

I'm one of those people that never gets sick even though until recently I drank like an unemployed Irishman and ate like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Still, just get a cold every other year or so. Sorry your blood is shit, dude.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 04:48:03 PM: You want the cat, it's yours. I just didn't think anyone would want it after it, you know, ate part of my corpse or something.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2008, 04:50:42 PM: What about my request, bro? I'd remember you every time I log into Steam.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Reb on July 01, 2008, 04:52:55 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
You want the cat, it's yours. I just didn't think anyone would want it after it, you know, ate part of my corpse or something.
It would have your power, it would be extra awesome.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 04:53:58 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2008, 04:50:42 PM
What about my request, bro? I'd remember you every time I log into Steam.

Sure, you can have my steam account.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Brehvolution on July 01, 2008, 04:54:22 PM: May I have your 360?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
At least I asked politely
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Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Beezy on July 01, 2008, 04:55:12 PM: :lol

Do you have a PSP? Can I have it and its games?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Beezy on July 01, 2008, 04:58:41 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 01, 2008, 04:56:42 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on July 01, 2008, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
You want the cat, it's yours. I just didn't think anyone would want it after it, you know, ate part of my corpse or something.
It would have your power, it would be extra awesome.
It would only be able to vomit and correct grammar.
On the bright side, you would only have to feed it soymilk and cranberry juice.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Reb on July 01, 2008, 04:58:47 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 01, 2008, 04:56:42 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on July 01, 2008, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
You want the cat, it's yours. I just didn't think anyone would want it after it, you know, ate part of my corpse or something.
It would have your power, it would be extra awesome.
It would only be able to vomit and correct grammar.
That's what I said, awesome!
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2008, 05:01:19 PM: i'll also take your cameras, and whatever you consider the most embarrassing item you own
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2008, 05:05:45 PM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 01, 2008, 05:01:19 PM
i'll also take your cameras, and whatever you consider the most embarrassing item you own

You fail at reading, cameras were willed to BT.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2008, 05:52:19 PM: not if i send him pics of my asshole
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 01, 2008, 06:48:53 PM: No one called your HDTV yet? I want, please. :P

The 70s boobs and x-rated cartoons will look even better!
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2008, 08:32:41 PM: [youtube=425,350]naXCGpABh9I[/youtube]

man i'd nail the redhead stupid
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 01, 2008, 09:51:11 PM: Have any poetry books? I'll take those.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: tiesto on July 01, 2008, 10:46:53 PM: Can I have your Eno CDs?
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 11:00:05 PM: Cajole just told me he's going to go gay, so I'm going to see about hanging on for at least a few more days.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 01, 2008, 11:43:10 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 01, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
Cajole just told me he's going to go gay, so I'm going to see about hanging on for at least a few more days.
:o

I almost feel obligated to send dick pics.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: xnikki118x on July 02, 2008, 12:16:09 AM: I was sick this morning too, TVC. I ran to the bathroom 3 or 4 times in the morning at work because I kept thinking I was going to puke, but would only dry heave. :-\

Thankfully it got better and I got my 8 hours in.
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: xnikki118x on July 02, 2008, 02:20:21 AM: Quote from: Spencer on July 02, 2008, 02:15:05 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 02, 2008, 01:30:38 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on July 02, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
I was sick this morning too, TVC. I ran to the bathroom 3 or 4 times in the morning at work because I kept thinking I was going to puke, but would only dry heave. :-\
:o
hopefully ecro knows

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick burn

Haha no, no baby Ecros yet.

Really, I have stomach problems that are pretty ridiculous. I vomit a lot more than most people. Boo. :(
Title: Re: Tuesday: Now with added Worse Than Mondayness
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 02:30:01 AM: I could out-vomit you on your most vomittingest day of the year. I puke every single fucking day and I don't have an eating disorder. Fuck, for how much I puke, I *wish* I had one. I'd be motherfucking Twiggy.