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Title: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 01, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
I want it to be:

1) black and silver
2) rectangular and rectilinear
3) have a shelf that is accessible from all four sides

Apparently I ask the IMPOSSIBLE
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: Bildi on July 01, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 01, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
rectilinear

Great word.
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 07:52:59 PM
Not what you're looking for but I think I'm in love with this one:

(http://freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/coffee-table.JPG)
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 01, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
Quote from: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 07:52:59 PM
Not what you're looking for but I think I'm in love with this one:

(http://freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/coffee-table.JPG)

does it sit over your lap?  couse that would be awesome.
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 08:02:15 PM
Sadly no. Although I'm sure you could get your legs under it.

Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
 :lol That would totally be my office chair.
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
Hmmm, fine, you can buy the furry fuck chair with a chunk of my life insurance.
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
Speaking of which, there was a fat furry at Fry's yesterday.  He was, no lie, wearing a fucking fox tail and a set of ears and he had some indicative shirt on.  I was going to take a picture but his friend caught me gawking while futzing with my phone.
Title: Re: I want to buy a modern coffee table
Post by: muckhole on July 01, 2008, 08:20:13 PM
People actually go out dressed like that?! I always assumed they just did that shit for conventions.

I think he would get shot in my neck of the woods wearing that in public.