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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 12:46:56 AM

Title: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 12:46:56 AM: I just watched Eastern Promises and I have a bigger pecker than Viggo Mortensen. Suck on it Aragorn.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2008, 12:52:45 AM: Suck on yours, or his own?
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 01:00:27 AM: remember to link and spoiler the pics i am about to demand
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2008, 01:01:48 AM: i've been anticipating seeing this for ages but i don't want to be The Guy Who Brought A Movie Home That Had Penis In It. so i'm gonna wait till i'm alone and rent it :o
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM: I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/22/1120885273668.jpg
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Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: muckhole on July 02, 2008, 01:05:36 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM
I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/22/1120885273668.jpg
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That's pretty much how the fight scene in the sauna looked, as I recall.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM: Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM: Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Tauntaun on July 02, 2008, 09:54:32 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM
Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.

You know what you must do. Get Vigo to be horny and take a pic of his erect penis then take a pic of your erect penis (they both must be side views) and post them here for us to decide. Make a poll about it.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM: You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Tauntaun on July 02, 2008, 10:13:15 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM
You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.

Ooooohh good point. Use a banana.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2008, 12:22:11 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.

A little cum?
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2008, 01:52:48 PM: Everybody claims to have a bloodpenis, don't act like you're special.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 01:56:07 PM: "bloodpenis" is possibly the most awful concept ever
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 02:10:44 PM: Bloodpenis/Fleshpenis sounds like a song from the Rozz Williams-era of Christian Death. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM: so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM: Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM: what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:33:15 PM: Misery, Prinskorv
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM
so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"

I thought bloodpenis is to erect as fleshpenis is to flaccid.

Either way, this topic is going to make me hurl.

Bloodpenis makes me think of a 12 year old boy who just got circumsized.

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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(
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Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(
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Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 02:42:51 PM: Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM
Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.

I'd take some on some flatbra.
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Tauntaun on July 02, 2008, 02:47:53 PM: Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(
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Someone need some sexual healing? :hump
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:50:32 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump.
:(
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 02:59:54 PM: It will just make our first time easier. :-*
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Tucah on July 02, 2008, 04:18:30 PM: I missed the fun bloodpenis talk :(
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Tauntaun on July 02, 2008, 04:28:36 PM: I wish I could split my penis in half and make them dance like a snake. That'd pwn. :punch
Title: Re: Best day all year.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2008, 04:32:25 PM: Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
We can still talk about penises. Thats what EB excels at :-*

Ya just give the thread a cockring to keep it going.