I was in an armored card with a Death Star-like force shield. That's how protected I am!
i had an ex poke pin holes in my condoms :'( crazy bitch.
When we started to get intimate she just turned completely bipolar. From resistant to wanting to maul me. Then she started to sob and said that she liked me, but that she's hurt everyone she's been with. She said she's cheated on every boyfriend. She was 21-years-old and had 30+ partners (she can't remember some), including one time when she cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend some married dude - at the same time (fingercuffs!). Then she said she was raped when she was six-years-old.
This pretty much all came spewing out of her mouth in one big, semi-coherent ramble and scared the SHIT out of me. I bolted quick. She had a great pair of boobs and was a lot of fun to hang out with before that incident (and one of the sexiest women I had been with), but it was apparent that she had some kind of courtship facade going on as not to scare away potential suitors.
i had an ex poke pin holes in my condoms :'( crazy bitch.
i had an ex poke pin holes in my condoms :'( crazy bitch.
omg I thought it was just me
goddamn those all-Japanese girls
do it to me everytime
My crazy ex really, really, really wanted a kid. I nearly moved in with her, but just barely dodged that bullet. We broke up, and then 11 months later she gave birth to a son by another guy (some ex of hers she dragooned into fatherhood). Oh my God I was doing the math so hard.:rofl :rofl
I only noticed the condoms when a friend asked if I had any he could have for a date later. I went in and grabbed one and was like "hey, there's no air" and then I looked closer and I was like "oh my god, what the fuck!"
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
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[12:29] Mupepe: now go hit her up for pregnant sex and sensitive titties!
[12:30] Mupepe: yeah, and you'll be on the other side of the country when she decides to get clingy and/or really crazy
[12:30] Mupepe: perfect escape
[12:30] Mupepe: don't tell her you're moving
i still think my advice rocks
When we started to get intimate she just turned completely bipolar. From resistant to wanting to maul me. Then afterwards, she started to sob and said that she liked me, but that she's hurt everyone she's been with. She said she's cheated on every boyfriend. She was 21-years-old and had 30+ partners (she can't remember some), including one time when she cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend some married dude - at the same time (fingercuffs!). Then she said she was raped when she was six-years-old.
This pretty much all came spewing out of her mouth in one big, semi-coherent ramble and scared the SHIT out of me. I bolted quick. She had a great pair of boobs and was a lot of fun to hang out with before that incident (and one of the sexiest women I had been with), but it was apparent that she had some kind of courtship facade going on as not to scare away potential suitors.
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
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Hey, fuck you buddy. At least we don't export our fans to your crappy city.
actually she does have this cd wallet that says 'blu ray' on it -- supposedly received in some industry party gift bag, BUT ACTUALLY A SIGN THAT SHE'S PART OF A SONY CONSPIRACY TO GIVE ME MAD STDSall part of the master plan.
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
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Hey, fuck you buddy. At least we don't export our fans to your crappy city.
Don't be mean. It's not Cajole's fault that New York is a disgusting shithole that only distinguished mentally-challenged and simple people like.
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
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Hey, fuck you buddy. At least we don't export our fans to your crappy city.
Don't be mean. It's not Cajole's fault that New York is a disgusting shithole that only distinguished mentally-challenged and simple people like.
Hey now, it's not our fault that we're not cool enough to live in Seattle ::)spoiler (click to show/hide)I actually like Seattle a lot[close]
lolz, an ex from about 5 years ago decided she wanted to be sly and stop taking her pills. after about two months i caught her with a pregnancy test and busted her on it. fortunately i think i shoot blanks, which is pretty awesome.
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Hey, fuck you buddy. At least we don't export our fans to your crappy city.
Don't be mean. It's not Cajole's fault that New York is a disgusting shithole that only distinguished mentally-challenged and simple people like.
Hey now, it's not our fault that we're not cool enough to live in Seattle ::)spoiler (click to show/hide)I actually like Seattle a lot[close]
Don't apologize for being an NYer, they're just jealous. :punch
Wrap that shit up.
Where can I meet normal women?
And now another semi-crazy broad (damaged goods with emotional baggage!) with a good body, but a BOYFRIEND, is inquiring about us hooking up before I leave. Like, "Well, he's leaving the state, I might as well have a go!"
Where can I meet normal women?
Where can I meet normal women?
craig's list
:lol :lol :lol ::)Where can I meet normal women?
craig's list
:rofl
Where can I meet normal women?
craig's list
* Painful urination
* Lower abdominal pain
* Vaginal discharge in women
* Clear Discharge from the penis in men
* Painful sexual intercourse in women
* Testicular pain in men
Where can I meet normal women?
craig's list
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, so I'm gonna start off slow in the "casual" section
i had an ex poke pin holes in my condoms :'( crazy bitch.
omg I thought it was just me
goddamn those all-Japanese girls
do it to me everytime
A friend of mine paid child support to a girl in Japan for a child that didn't exist.
Where can I meet normal women?
craig's list
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, so I'm gonna start off slow in the "casual" section
A friend of mine paid child support to a girl in Japan for a child that didn't exist.
Yeah see, if some old flame in a foreign country called up saying she needed money for our kid that I'd never heard of before, I'd be spending that first month's worth on a P.I. before I started forking out actual money.
The story was wayyyy more complicated than that, but he was a bit of a dumbass.