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Title: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 07:18:07 PM
Prole and I just had an argument about this.  Here's how I'd rank myself.

Strength: 9
Intelligence: 13
Wisdom: 14
Constitution: 6
Dexterity: 6 (I almost died while operating a dumpster)
Charisma: 13

Prole was up in this bitch trying to spin that he has a 16-17 int.  That is like super genius levels; some nobel prize winning science guy.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 02, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
16-17 int? puhleeaze

he's a 15 at best (as are we all)
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: cubicle47b on July 02, 2008, 07:34:10 PM
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 12
Wisdom: 11
Constitution: 7
Dexterity: 9
Charisma: 7
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 02, 2008, 07:34:35 PM
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 4
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 5
Dexterity: 6
Charisma: 2
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Robo on July 02, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
Strength: 4
Intelligence: 4
Wisdom: 2
Constitution: 1
Dexterity: 5
Charisma: 1
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 07:36:27 PM
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 2
Wisdom: -5
Constitution: 5
Dexterity: 3
Charisma: 0
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Tucah on July 02, 2008, 07:52:21 PM
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 9
Constitution: 6
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 7
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:03:24 PM
i have a 181 iq. i am clearly a 16, maybe a 17.

str: 10
int: 16 (eat it, haters)
wis: 12
con: 10
dex: 8
cha: 8

i am a wizard of awesome
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2008, 08:09:55 PM
i have a 181 iq. i am clearly a 16, maybe a 17.

str: 10
int: 16 (eat it, haters)
wis: 12
con: 10
dex: 8
cha: 8

i am a wizard of awesome

For real?  Why come you didn't go to a more famous U? 
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:11:48 PM
because my family was a bunch of dirty poors who sent me to the college that gave me five years' worth of payout?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 08:12:26 PM
Why do you troll internet message boards?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2008, 08:14:00 PM
Why do you troll internet message boards?

To validate his superior IQ, of course!
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:14:50 PM
the world is full of squandered lives! WHAT IS THIS, THE INQUISITION

I'M TOO HIGH-LEVEL FOR THIS CRAPPY ADVENTURE

(i took the iq test when i was 11. i have gotten progressively dumber thanks to drugs, alcohol and the fact that iq tests really only measure memory, spatial awareness, and basic logic skills.)
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 08:15:18 PM
Why do you play WoW? :P
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 08:17:05 PM
I think that has happened to all of us, Prole. Unfortunately, the rest of us didn't start out at 181.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2008, 08:17:31 PM
Why do you IM with people who've never tried Diablos?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:18:08 PM
fine!

int: 10

HAPPY
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 08:18:20 PM
If you're so smart, why am I so much better at Robotron than you?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:19:06 PM
fine!

int: 6

HAPPY
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 08:19:30 PM
Why did you buy a Wii?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2008, 08:19:47 PM
How strong is 18/00?  1000lbs bench press?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:20:40 PM
Why did you buy a Wii?

fine!

int: 3

HAPPY
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 02, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
I am content.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: cubicle47b on July 02, 2008, 08:23:49 PM
i have a 181 iq. i am clearly a 16, maybe a 17.

str: 10
int: 16 (eat it, haters)
wis: 12
con: 10
dex: 8
cha: 8

i am a wizard of awesome

Looks like somebody rolled using 8 as a stat base and adding 7d6.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 08:23:52 PM
How many times have you paid money for Oblivion again?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: cubicle47b on July 02, 2008, 08:24:32 PM
How strong is 18/00?  1000lbs bench press?

I think 18/00 was a military press of 480.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:25:17 PM
i have a 181 iq. i am clearly a 16, maybe a 17.

str: 10
int: 16 (eat it, haters)
wis: 12
con: 10
dex: 8
cha: 8

i am a wizard of awesome

Looks like somebody rolled using 8 as a stat base and adding 7d6.

i'm using ad&d v2 rules, which specified 11 as "average"

ad&d 3/3.5/4 are for dirty useless hippies
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: TVC15 on July 02, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
How many Yu-Gi-Oh! products have you purchased in the past 5 years?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2008, 08:29:31 PM
ah jesus :'( :'( :'(

wait, this is WIS shit y'all are harpin' on!
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: cubicle47b on July 02, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
i have a 181 iq. i am clearly a 16, maybe a 17.

str: 10
int: 16 (eat it, haters)
wis: 12
con: 10
dex: 8
cha: 8

i am a wizard of awesome

Looks like somebody rolled using 8 as a stat base and adding 7d6.

i'm using ad&d v2 rules, which specified 11 as "average"

ad&d 3/3.5/4 are for dirty useless hippies

I only played v2.  I wasn't talking about the average stat, just the roll method (VI).
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Eric P on July 02, 2008, 09:27:17 PM
let's figure out my character using HERO rules instead

i'll be back in four days
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 02, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 14
Wisdom: 9
Constitution: 6
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 7
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Mondain on July 02, 2008, 10:33:27 PM
GURPS is 10000x better than AD&D
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2008, 10:37:41 PM
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 8
Wisdom: 15
Constitution: 18
Dexterity: 8
Charisma: 2

In other words I don't go into the dark, scary house when a killer is on the loose
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Frankly, I think TVC's 6 for Constitution is way the hell more dubious than Prole's INT claims. I don't think TVC can make it out of bed without projectile vomiting, never mind swing a bastard sword.
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2008, 10:40:54 PM
tvc just might be the weakest man i've ever met on the internet. he seems more suited as an evil genius - who flies around in a rocket propelled wheelchair
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: tiesto on July 03, 2008, 12:00:28 AM
I don't play D&D, what's the difference between Intelligence and Wisdom?
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 03, 2008, 12:36:38 AM
int: ability to do complicated mental tasks; logical ability; iq test skillz
wis: common sense; emotional intelligence; empathy
Title: Re: What would your AD&D (2nd Edition) stats be?
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2008, 01:50:26 AM
9-11 is average.  Or 8 to 11.  I forget.