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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2008, 01:25:58 AM

Title: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2008, 01:25:58 AM
I hate fireworks

1. They're dangerous
2. They're loud
3. I don't like the smell

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks. If someone is lighting them near me, I walk away as fast as I can. If I hear them outside I go into the basement. They just rub me the wrong way. I've seen people get burned by them and read stories about people losing limbs/fingers. Yea probably only happens to dumbasses but I don't take chances.

Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on July 04, 2008, 01:28:53 AM
dangerous? 

black people have an irrational fear of the police, fireworks and hard work.

white people have an irrational fear of black people
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: T234 on July 04, 2008, 01:31:21 AM
I hate fireworks

1. They're dangerous

Only for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows who don't know what they're doing.

2. They're loud

So is the wind that comes out of your ass.

3. I don't like the smell

The wind that comes out of your ass.

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks. If someone is lighting them near me, I walk away as fast as I can. If I hear them outside I go into the basement. They just rub me the wrong way. I've seen people get burned by them and read stories about people losing limbs/fingers. Yea probably only happens to dumbasses but I don't take chances.


Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2008, 01:41:54 AM
This is America, dude.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Candyflip on July 04, 2008, 01:42:10 AM
You sound like an old woman
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on July 04, 2008, 01:44:31 AM
they're loud and i can't hear my stories
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Positive Touch on July 04, 2008, 01:45:39 AM
You sound like an old woman
bullshit.  i don't know any old women that hide in the fucking basement when they hear fireworks go off.  

smh
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2008, 01:48:22 AM
You sound like an old woman

Even my grandmother comes over on the 4th of July to watch the fireworks at my house.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 04, 2008, 01:52:39 AM
you fucking mary
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2008, 01:59:42 AM
Anything good in life is dangerous to some degree.  And fireworks aren't even that dangerous.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: demi on July 04, 2008, 02:01:04 AM
You had a boring childhood

Homeschooled

Black
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: T234 on July 04, 2008, 02:06:31 AM
Anything good in life is dangerous to some degree.  And fireworks aren't even that dangerous.

They are when you have something powerful enough to blow the drain assembly out of a metel sink at a high rate of speed, spiderweb glass from FEET away and shatter almost 1-inch thick PVC pipe with ease.

FANTASTIC noisemakers those.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 04, 2008, 02:07:08 AM
Wiener.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:08:15 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 04, 2008, 02:09:10 AM
Home made fireworks are more interesting then there's a real chance of injury.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: xnikki118x on July 04, 2008, 02:10:21 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.

This made me snort, lol.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: T234 on July 04, 2008, 02:11:09 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Read reply #11 in this thread plz
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2008, 02:15:35 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Read reply #11 in this thread plz

I mean ones that are legal to get in the United States.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: T234 on July 04, 2008, 02:17:23 AM
I don't like fireworks because they aren't loud and dangerous enough.
Read reply #11 in this thread plz

I mean ones that are legal to get in the United States.
I can still acquire them easily.

EDIT: I just checked and they are legal in your home state, sir.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 04, 2008, 02:20:30 AM

black people have an irrational fear of eating pussy

1. It's dangerous
2. It's loud (sometimes)
3. They don't like the smell
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 04, 2008, 02:22:13 AM
I hate fireworks

I have an almost irrational distrust of fireworks.


You have an irrational distrust of fireworks.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2008, 03:21:03 AM
Are you some kind of bubble boy?
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: xnikki118x on July 04, 2008, 03:24:24 AM
Are you some kind of bubble boy?


I think so!
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2008, 03:31:05 AM
I propose to change PD's name to Bubble Boy.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: cool breeze on July 04, 2008, 03:37:44 AM
I like Fireworks.  I used to live in the mountains where you could buy TNT at a firework stand for cheap.  We would burn shit and blow shit up all night long.

One year a friend shot a mortar towards the big firework display and it caused some docks to catch fire.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 04, 2008, 03:48:23 AM
The only way fireworks become "fun" is when your drunk and with a group of people screaming "AMURICA" and "FREEDOM"
Title: Re: Fireworks depreciation thread
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2008, 06:23:23 AM
Aries dies. :(