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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2008, 11:42:03 AM

Title: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Economy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2008, 11:42:03 AM

I just watched television and some psychotherapist was on saying that since we're in a recession, more people are staying home and having sex - because it's cheap and awesome! :lol

... but that we must fornicate safely and use birth control.

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Reb on July 07, 2008, 11:44:58 AM

Poor Ecnomoy. :(

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2008, 11:47:12 AM

i want to be your friend willco  :-\

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 07, 2008, 11:47:29 AM

I wonder if Bush will send me my Refund Sex

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Powerslave on July 07, 2008, 11:48:04 AM

dont give a fuck

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 07, 2008, 11:53:01 AM

I just got a raise and am now making more than I ever have in my life

my sex life has been adjusted accordingly

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 07, 2008, 11:57:42 AM

yeah wtf

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2008, 11:57:52 AM

PhoenixDark - I got offered no strings sex from a female who is dating some dude because I'm leaving town.  I can transfer this offer to you.  Good for one night only.

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 07, 2008, 12:01:07 PM

Willco will need to wrap her in a bow to mark the exchange as a 'gift' to avoid PD having to declare it as taxable sex income.

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2008, 12:08:22 PM

is she hispanic?

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 07, 2008, 10:00:49 PM

Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 07, 2008, 11:47:29 AM

I wonder if Bush will send me my Refund Sex

I lulled. :lol

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: FatalT on July 07, 2008, 10:06:02 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 07, 2008, 12:08:22 PM

is she hispanic?

Beggars can't be choosers. Now take his offer before I do.

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 07, 2008, 10:11:53 PM

I was posting chat logs of this broad to Nikki last night and we were dying.  She was blunt.

wfederman007: This chick is trying to convince me to come over Friday so she can do sinful things to me.
wfederman007: And she's dating some other guy lawl.
xnikki118x: hahahaha
wfederman007:

William Federman: THEN I WILL FLEE THE STATE
[name withheld]: damn you
William Federman: You wouldn't want me to stick around anyway
[name withheld]: no, but i want to hit it before you quit it

xnikki118x: haha woow
wfederman007: Pretty direct!
xnikki118x: absolutely!

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 07, 2008, 10:20:55 PM

Quote from: Willco on July 07, 2008, 10:11:53 PM

I was posting chat logs of this broad to Nikki last night and we were dying.  She was blunt.

wfederman007: This chick is trying to convince me to come over Friday so she can do sinful things to me.
wfederman007: And she's dating some other guy lawl.
xnikki118x: hahahaha
wfederman007:

William Federman: THEN I WILL FLEE THE STATE
[name withheld]: damn you
William Federman: You wouldn't want me to stick around anyway
[name withheld]: no, but i want to hit it before you quit it

xnikki118x: haha woow
wfederman007: Pretty direct!
xnikki118x: absolutely!

She has the clap, def.  :-X

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Ecnomoy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 07, 2008, 10:25:45 PM

Gross Domestic Product is down while Gross Domestic Pussy is up...

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Economy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 07, 2008, 11:15:56 PM

Yeah...didn't think about it like that.

Title: Re: Haha, good news for PhoenixDark: Economy is down, but sex is up!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 07, 2008, 11:20:06 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on July 07, 2008, 10:55:25 PM

Gross Domestic Pussy sounds like something you'd find in downtown Kalamazoo :gloomy

:rofl