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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Tieno on July 11, 2008, 02:31:53 PM

Title: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Tieno on July 11, 2008, 02:31:53 PM: Interesting lineup
GV: http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/19886
Podcast: http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/071108.m4v
WMV: http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/Download/gv.com.1upshow.0906_640x360.wmv
MOV: http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/Download/gv.com.1upshow.0906_640x360.mov
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 02:40:08 PM: Filefront links (not all uploaded yet):

MOV: http://www.filefront.com/r.b/filepath__/oneupshow/gv.com.1upshow.0906_640x360.mov
WMV: http://www.filefront.com/r.b/filepath__/oneupshow/gv.com.1upshow.0906_640x360.wmv

no clue what the third is so fuck it.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 03:03:03 PM: Shane never liked FPSs. But i bet he loves killzone amirite?
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 03:20:51 PM: lol He played Unreal on the PC, amazing how he only brought that up as justification to play UT3 on the PS3.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:25:01 PM: who gives a shit

why does it even bother you
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: JustinP on July 11, 2008, 03:29:10 PM: shows a lot about the art direction in KZ2. new footage from same level we've seen. new cinematic footage (real-time) and the process they go through for creating it. it's a good behind-the-scenes segment

Quote from: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
who gives a shit

why does it even bother you

they gotta keep their troll quota going
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 11, 2008, 03:30:53 PM: I can't wait to see the kind of fucked up shit that will take place in Clear Sky. I expect many dungeons that make me wet myself.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Crushed on July 11, 2008, 03:31:23 PM: Quote from: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
who gives a shit

why does it even bother you

hahahahaha kev's mancrush on shane is showing again
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:38:21 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on July 11, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
Shane is so dreamy.

:-*

internet is a bunch of yenta henmothers
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Crushed on July 11, 2008, 03:41:47 PM: "Oh Mangod, sweep me off my feet and take me back to your HOME. We can wildly gesticulate all night long."

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/shanefail.gif)
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Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 03:43:20 PM: I would defend Shane's honor here, but after the act last week in 1upyours with Too Human/Dyack, he is behind saving.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 03:49:01 PM: Garnett has ursurped Shane as the Mangod and has become the Nu-Mangod. imo.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:50:01 PM: Agree, Garnett is NuMangod.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2008, 03:51:03 PM: gayness itt
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 03:51:25 PM: Andrew Fitch already bested Shane months ago. I guess he can be ManZeus or something if Garnett is the nMG.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
gayness itt

Were you uh, expecting the Adam's Family instead?
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:52:41 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on July 11, 2008, 03:51:25 PM
Andrew Fitch already bested Shane months ago. I guess he can be ManZeus or something if Garnett is the nMG.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
gayness itt

Were you uh, expecting the Adam's Family instead?

the crisis core party crash was funny :lol
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Draft on July 11, 2008, 03:54:56 PM: The obsession with the unshaven hobo "personalities" of 1UP eludes me.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 03:55:03 PM: The whole singing thing to that J-Idol shit was way embarrassing tho. I am conflicted. Then again, Shane did ask a sick Jay Mohr if he wished he fucked Katie Holmes and joined Scientology instead of Tom Cruise. That was borderline Donahoe level.

Quote from: Draft on July 11, 2008, 03:54:56 PM
The obsession with the unshaven hobo "personalities" of 1UP eludes me.

I think you know.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:59:25 PM: Quote from: Draft on July 11, 2008, 03:54:56 PM
The obsession with the unshaven hobo "personalities" of 1UP eludes me.

i like my 1up personalities in the same way I like james bond or sawyer and kate...as characters
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 04:03:00 PM: The fact that 1up has pushed them as personailities is the reason why their podcasts are generally the more enjoyable ones out there. Hell ive become a fan of GFW and the last game i played on a pc was WOW and i quit that a year ago.

Though ill admit i really enjoy playerone and giantbomb.

oh and evilbore needs a podcast
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Draft on July 11, 2008, 04:08:31 PM: I watch the 1UP show every couple months.

Relentlessly hairy dudes in Wip3out t-shirts trading "ummm" filled game impressions while the camera dances around like got lost going to a Next! taping.

I miss the early days of G4 when they'd just have some hot young lady dance and spin while they played game footage in the background. THAT'S how you do game television.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 04:11:03 PM: Err well they kinda do that? Problem is G4 is clustered with Non Gaming shows like Ninja Warrior, Star Treck 2.0, Cops 2.0, Cheaters, and Super Banzuke.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 04:13:44 PM: Ninja Warrior is the the best show on G4. And yeah, sometimes the camera work in the 1upshow is terrible most of the time.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 04:31:31 PM: Quote from: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
who gives a shit

why does it even bother you

If it didn't bother me i wouldn't be watching 1upshow our listening to 1upyours would i? I would just download the game footage.

If i listen to 1upshow and 1uoyours then that must mean that i somehow give a shit about what these people say no? I hate how people like you bring questions like that, well think about it for a minute dur

I don't care enough to hang around forums with Mangod avatars though, that's for sure.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 04:58:09 PM: Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
Quote from: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
who gives a shit

why does it even bother you

If it didn't bother me i wouldn't be watching 1upshow our listening to 1upyours would i? I would just download the game footage.

If i listen to 1upshow and 1uoyours then that must mean that i somehow give a shit about what these people say no? I hate how people like you bring questions like that, well think about it for a minute dur

I don't care enough to hang around forums with Mangod avatars though, that's for sure.

so you like listening to annoying people

crushed, can we get some more posts in here please
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 11, 2008, 05:03:07 PM: 1upyours (and 1up in general) panders to the GAF crowd at a truly embarrassing level

these guys spend more time posting on GAF than they do the forums on their own fucking website

I still like GFW okay, but they're just as guilty of GAF-fluffing as the others
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 05:05:14 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 11, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
1upyours (and 1up in general) panders to the GAF crowd at a truly embarrassing level

these guys spend more time posting on GAF than they do the forums on their own fucking website

I still like GFW okay, but they're just as guilty of GAF-fluffing as the others

Have you seen their own forums? Fuck id spend time elsewhere too.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 05:05:48 PM: Blame that on how shitty the 1up forums are. When they actually used that forum on 1upyours there was only one guy worth talking about.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 05:07:31 PM: beige
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 11, 2008, 05:08:08 PM: so how do you make the forums on your website better

by spending more time on other forums

that makes perfect sense, in nonsense land
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 05:09:52 PM: They try. I mean, the forum even got an overhaul a while ago to make it more like neogaf. It can't help but suck. It is one of those places where people probably post to talk to the workers there, almost like how IGN functions, also less awful. Not to mention some users over there though they could just steal ideas from neogaf and have them work over there, but sadly they were mistaken.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 11, 2008, 05:17:24 PM: it's the forum catchphrases that irritate me the most

some of that shit just doesn't ever need to be spoken aloud

"weekend confirmed"

jesus, garnett, you're as old as i am

i just don't like 1upyours - or most videogame podcasts nowadays, to be honest

as i posted in another thread, they're usually just GAF out loud

ill-informed, poorly researched (I can't tell you how many times I've heard misinformation coming from a "pro" podcast, and considering I only halfway pay attention to gaming news that's pretty bad)

also, hosted by snarky douchebags who think everything they shit out of their mouths is the height of wit
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 05:23:19 PM: The only podcast that has snarky douchebags is Retronauts. That is mainly because Jeremy Parish likes to pretend he is 'old skool' when he is wrong about 100% of games he talks about, and Sharkey is that guy who is constantly stuck in the mentality of acting 'too cool for school'. Not to forget how much Parish thinks of himself as some important being who is harming himself by doing his podcast he hates so much. One of the best episodes of Retronauts was when he wasn't there.

GFW is amazing most of the time and 1upyours is entertaining. 1up FM is also interesting despite them fucking up the backlog by doing Psychonauts (again a product of the horrible forums over there).
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 05:28:40 PM: are they really doing psychonauts?

i'm so fucking tired of that game.

congrats 1up forums. THIS IS THE LIBERTY YOU'VE WON FOR YOURSELVES
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 05:29:24 PM: 1up fm is ok. I just dont like the two person banter thing. Feels like Nick and Koller are a couple.

4 weeks of psychanauts will make me want to shootmyself
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: y2kev on July 11, 2008, 05:35:37 PM: and its totally funny and genuinely funny like most games you laugh at bad writing but this game is genuinely funny and yeah there's like a two hour beginning and mark macdonald has a girlfriend who worked on the game and also there is an annoying level before the one with the giant fish and also the woman who teaches you to "levitate" is hot also nobody bought it
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Grecco on July 11, 2008, 05:42:17 PM: There was soo much hype for this game G4 had entire shows on Tim Schafers studio, his life story, his body of work. I had never seen so much hype for a non halo/gta type game.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 05:53:22 PM: I like Psychonauts, I really do, but the constant cock in the mouse attitude this game gets is gross. Not only was this game already done in 1upyours where they all got bored of it, they had 3 other games, including God Hand, yet they all picked this. Two of the four people who choose even said they really wanted to play God Hand. Fuck the forums and just make it God Hand.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Darunia on July 11, 2008, 06:34:13 PM: kz2 footage was disappointing. not enough gameplay footage and talk about the actual game, but all the more bonus LE dvd content about weapon designs and mocap
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: bud on July 11, 2008, 09:13:45 PM: Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
I don't care enough to hang around forums with Mangod avatars though, that's for sure.

you're just saying that because you're banned
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 09:20:06 PM: Quote from: bud on July 11, 2008, 09:13:45 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
I don't care enough to hang around forums with Mangod avatars though, that's for sure.

you're just saying that because you're banned

But i'm not banned, wtf are you talking about? I'm posting, see.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2008, 09:21:18 PM: Quote from: Darunia on July 11, 2008, 06:34:13 PM
kz2 footage was disappointing. not enough gameplay footage and talk about the actual game, but all the more bonus LE dvd content about weapon designs and mocap

http://gamevideos.com/video/id/19887

HD gameplay video from KZ2. New footage there. Only problem I have graphically is how flat the ground looks despite being covered in pebbles and rocks. Bump map that shit or do something.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: bud on July 11, 2008, 09:21:44 PM: banned from gaf, duh
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 11, 2008, 09:23:29 PM: What does that have to do with anything? Who gives a shit.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: Tieno on July 12, 2008, 05:12:31 AM: From everything I've seen Killzone 2 still hasn't sold me on the gameplay. It looks beautiful but I'm not yet convinced it'll be an engaging shooter.
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: homborg on July 13, 2008, 12:50:59 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on July 11, 2008, 05:23:19 PM
Sharkey is that guy who is constantly stuck in the mentality of acting 'too cool for school'.
what? do you even know what you're talking about? or are you basing that all off that one picture of him with his feet up that everybody somehow inverted their penises so that they could get that much more mad about it?

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Not to forget how much Parish thinks of himself as some important being who is harming himself by doing his podcast he hates so much.
important be...? how do you get that from someone who barely ever says anything nice about anything he does anyway? you gotta work on your insults, man. context is key. let's see how you do, then I'll reconsider being your BF(F)
Title: Re: 1UP Show 7/11/08 - E3, STALKER2 and KZ2
Post by: cool breeze on July 13, 2008, 11:04:58 AM: Quote from: homborg on July 13, 2008, 12:50:59 AM
what? do you even know what you're talking about? or are you basing that all off that one picture of him with his feet up that everybody somehow inverted their penises so that they could get that much more mad about it?

I'm not sure what picture you are talking about. I am talking about times in podcasts like in the music one where he reads a mail where someone says the Tetris theme is his favorite one. It just comes off as him insulting the guy and making it seem like woe is him for having to read such a cliche response. That is just one example.

Quote from: homborg on July 13, 2008, 12:50:59 AM
important be...? how do you get that from someone who barely ever says anything nice about anything he does anyway? you gotta work on your insults, man. context is key. let's see how you do, then I'll reconsider being your BF(F)

There was the video Retronauts called bonus stage or something that was stopped because he didn't get the video equipment that he wanted to film or edit it in. That can slide and is slightly understandable. Then are are situations like when he complains about having to edit the podcasts, or doing long podcasts, or other thing around that line. I mean, I understand that he is doing this for the fans, but do you really have to piss and moan like you are doing everyone this huge favor by doing this? well, you are, but you don't have to act so high and mighty like it is a burden to do it.

And just because I think they are snarky douchebags doesn't mean I don't appreciate the effort and listening to the podcast, but they can learn from the elder Garnett by doing everything with an inebriated smile. Garnett does everything and still has time to hit on Jade Raymond when drunk.