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Title: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 07:46:27 PM

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One Night. THIS NIGHT.

I'm looking for people to watch and enjoy the original theatrical cut of Sam Raimi's Army of Darkness with me, starting from 12: 30 EST.

I'm pretty sure PuertoRicanJuice is in, who else? Who else is manly enough to take on the army of darkness? To make cinematic love the Bruce Campbell way? ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH, EVILBORIANS?!

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:48:03 PM

What a terrible movie. If I want to watch people getting bowls of grits thrown on their head, I'll turn into Cartoon Network

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 07:50:03 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:48:03 PM

What a terrible movie. If I want to watch people getting bowls of grits thrown on their head, I'll turn into Cartoon Network

Says the guy who owns the motherfucking Harry Potter movies. Go sit at the kid's table, Pheonix. You're not man enough to handle AOD night.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:51:33 PM

Prisoner of Azkaban is a great movie. Goblet is good.

Both offer better acting and more interesting plots than AOD

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 04, 2006, 07:54:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:51:33 PM

Prisoner of Azkaban is a great movie. Goblet is good.

Both offer better acting and more interesting plots than AOD

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Looks like it's tiime to ban THIS jackass!

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2006, 07:55:52 PM

BAN TIME!

CrystalGemini has my copy of AoD :(

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 07:57:08 PM

BAN HIM FOR...... ONE WHOLE DAY!

And that's how you do spoilers? Weaksauce  :-\

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: Vizzys on August 04, 2006, 07:57:30 PM

Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2006, 07:57:52 PM

We're working on it, Shake.  Hopefully we'll rectify it with the next software update :P

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 07:58:51 PM

Quote from: Viz on August 04, 2006, 07:57:30 PM

Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

(http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/408045c8df535e52b783f880322fe510.jpg)

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2006, 07:59:14 PM

I gave AOD a fair chance, and I wanted to like it. Sadly, it's not a good movie; I didn't even see the whole thing. 30min convinced me.

Grits falling on people's heads? Ash having two heads, and then shooting the other one after muttering "I'm the guy with the gun, lolz"?

Or what about the little people jumping down his throat? WTF is that

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 08:06:05 PM

WTF... SHAKE!!

We were supposed to watch AOD next Wednesday...

PRJuice will be in here promptly to boot you in the fanny.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 08:10:53 PM

Nay, next Wednesday is far too long a wait  :-\

WE MUST DO THIS NOW OR NEVER. ARE. YOU. WITH. ME?

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 08:12:05 PM

I'm always down for AOD, but... I have to be up early tomorrow  :(

So, I dunno...

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 08:13:14 PM

Fine, I guess we can do this next week  :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2006, 08:18:59 PM

You guys are weaksauce.  I was up to 1:15 AM getting the server ready for you  guys, and headed out the door at 6 AM to pick up my sister at LAX.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 08:27:51 PM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 08:18:59 PM

You guys are weaksauce.  I was up to 1:15 AM getting the server ready for you  guys, and headed out the door at 6 AM to pick up my sister at LAX.

I don't mess around with that cocaine stuff!

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2006, 08:29:18 PM

You can't be successful in Hollywood without a healthy cocaine habit.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 08:36:24 PM

All of my idols have feet of clay  :(

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2006, 09:25:44 PM

I"M IN!


...if I don't go see Talladega Nights tonight.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 09:28:40 PM

Fuck that lameass Will Ferrel bullshit. Army of Darkness is where its at  ;)

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2006, 09:39:42 PM

Well, here's an update.

I'm seeing Talladega Nights.

Next Wednesday Shake. That was the original plan. Keep Movie Night alive.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 09:42:20 PM

Fuck that, Wednesday is comics night  :-\

FRIDAY SHOULD BE MOVIE NIGHT GODDAMN IT!!! When are you getting back?

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2006, 09:44:56 PM

I'm going at 12:15.  :(

I really thought Wednesday was a good idea because you know... some people do stuff on the weekends.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 09:49:18 PM

Quote from: PRJuice on August 04, 2006, 09:44:56 PM

I'm going at 12:15.  :(

I really thought Wednesday was a good idea because you know... some people do stuff on the weekends.

And people don't work during the week (well, I don't but  :P)?

Friday night is perfect for me, because all I usually do on Friday nights is go to movies with a couple friends (and earlier than 12:15)  :P. So, in my case, its already movie night.


But, if you insist.... how about Sunday nights?

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 04, 2006, 09:53:05 PM

Yea, you're right about the working. I guess the initial reaction to Die Hard I got on a Wednesday night in #ga gave me the wrong idea. I don't know anymore Shake. Maybe Sunday would be good...

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: Cyanista on August 04, 2006, 09:54:31 PM

Evil Dead 2 is so the better movie. . .

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 04, 2006, 10:02:22 PM

EDII is definitely the better movie, but AOD is the far more quotable/humorous film that EvilBore Movie Night requires  :P

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2006, 10:23:48 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on August 04, 2006, 09:54:31 PM

Evil Dead 2 is so the better movie. . .

It's true!

btw, I resized Miss Archer for you, because the both of ya are just too cool:

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Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:22:20 AM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 07:55:52 PM

BAN TIME!

CrystalGemini has my copy of AoD :(

Yeah, I'm watching it right now.  It's so awesome, thank you, honey.  :-*

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 03:23:32 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:22:20 AM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 07:55:52 PM

BAN TIME!

CrystalGemini has my copy of AoD :(

Yeah, I'm watching it right now.  It's so awesome, thank you, honey.  :-*

I thought he already "tied you down and forced you to watch it"?

YOU COULD HAVE DONE AOD NIGHT WITH US!!! NOW ALL IS LOST!!!!

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Night (or: laugh at Pheonix Dark)
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:32:44 AM

Quote from: Master Shake on August 05, 2006, 03:23:32 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 05, 2006, 03:22:20 AM

Quote from: Willco on August 04, 2006, 07:55:52 PM

BAN TIME!

CrystalGemini has my copy of AoD :(

Yeah, I'm watching it right now.  It's so awesome, thank you, honey.  :-*

I thought he already "tied you down and forced you to watch it"?

YOU COULD HAVE DONE AOD NIGHT WITH US!!! NOW ALL IS LOST!!!!

HA!  Whatever!  I wanted to watch it!  And what's wrong with watching it again?!  I have the DVD!  IT'S AOD NIGHT EVERYNIGHT, BABY!   ;D

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 05, 2006, 03:38:02 AM

There's nothing wrong when watching it whenever (especially since its awesome), BUT WE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A BOARD-WIDE MOVIE NIGHT!

 :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: Cyanista on August 05, 2006, 10:25:26 AM

E. Mac!  So much <3.

Title: Re: The Official ARMY OF DARKNESS Appreciation Thread!!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 05, 2006, 09:27:24 PM

Quote from: Master Shake on August 05, 2006, 03:38:02 AM

There's nothing wrong when watching it whenever (especially since its awesome), BUT WE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A BOARD-WIDE MOVIE NIGHT!

 :-[ :-[ :-[

Yea, I would've definitely been in. I would've made an awesome screencap summary thread of the movie in real-time.