THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 08:21:00 PM
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What would you do if you had the opposite sex organs for a day?
I'd be so entertained I probably wouldn't leave the house all day.
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Coke bottles, door knobs, revolvers, bottle rockets, you name it, it's going in. If I just have a gash for a day, it doesn't really matter if I totally destroy it. I might even try that female circumcision thing that is so popular in other parts of the world.
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i'd probably taste myself
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Try to get guys to fuck me.
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I'd masturbate for 24 hours.
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Coke bottles, door knobs, revolvers, bottle rockets, you name it, it's going in. If I just have a gash for a day, it doesn't really matter if I totally destroy it. I might even try that female circumcision thing that is so popular in other parts of the world.
:lol
i'd make a man lick my g in exchange for letting him cum inside me
i always wondered how that felt
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Get Joe Molotov to fuck me senseless
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Would I still be me, but with a vagina, or will I be a female? If I was a female (who would probably be really hot), I would be a huge slut for that day. But if I'm me with a vagina, probably what TVC said.
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:lol Jesus you guys.
Would I still be me, but with a vagina, or will I be a female? If I was a female (who would probably be really hot), I would be a huge slut for that day. But if I'm me with a vagina, probably what TVC said.
I was thinking a male with a vagina or vice versa. However, I was actually just thinking that I'd love to be a hot chick for a day - I'd have a string of lesbian trysts and sleep with most of EB's male population.
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Well then this isn't very fair. Females with a penis is almost a plus since lesbians will be all over you in troves. I have never met a lesbian who was straight up like "I like the vagina". They are all about dildos and doing that shit to each other. They would love for one of them to have a penis. On the other side there are homo guys who are all about the cock, so they probably wouldn't be cool with pounding your newly acquired vagina. Straight guys would also be too creeped out to bone you. The only hope of another human interaction within a day (no time to Craigslist it) is a random Bi guy, but he probably would also be freaked out.
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cry and then make wild unfounded accusations
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1215760575101.jpg)
i'd create a mold of my vagina and sell it to the fleshlight company
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Get Joe Molotov to fuck me senseless
If I ever get to have a penis for a day, I will. :-*
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Try to get guys to fuck me.
Come on, you wouldn't be at least a little tempted to try something new?
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Try to get guys to fuck me.
Come on, you wouldn't be at least a little tempted to try something new?
:lol :lol
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I am no homo irl, I only suck cocks on the net.
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Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.
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haha, TVC is just being honest
Personally I am too cowardly to take a hammer to my crotch
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It would have to be in the winter so I could pee my name in the snow. :) :)
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While I have the requisite equipment, I've never even seen snow - peeing in it would surely be awesome. 8)
Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.
:rofl WTF @ your imagination - you should write children's books or something.
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I'd prostitute myself the entire day. Make a good couple grand at least.
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Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like
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Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like
Damn what a brilliant post.
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Once I was down to the last hour or so with my vagina, I'd just pour a couple of bottles of anbesol on my pussy and go nuts on it with the claw end of a hammer, trying to see how swollen and lacerated I could make it. And then my penis would come back and I'd be fine.
Jesus fucking christ. I've never felt so attracted and so repulsed at the same moment. You've tapped inot the bottom of my beating repitilian drive.
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Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like
I feel the same way about a penis.
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What if your penis feels like a vagina?
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What if your penis feels like a vagina?
Then I think you have bigger issues to worry about. :D
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What if your penis feels like a vagina?
Then I think you have bigger issues to worry about. :D
not that big.
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ooooh witty
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Fuck, i wish i could have a vagina for a day just to see what it feels like
I feel the same way about a penis.
you will grow to love you penis. every time you accidentally rub something against it, it feels good.
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your*
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You could also have edited your post. Oh wait you can't because you got lepered for not paying Ichi's 50 dollars back yet in all these years.
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I'd be too scared to part my legs. Don't women drip all the time?
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I'd be too scared to part my legs. Don't women drip all the time?
No, homo. :)
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She's lying. They leave trails like snails, duder.
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it's so nasty. scars are nasty just as, but a scar that grows hair AND gets wet once stimulated= :yuck
it's not like a smell booty is a better alternative. oral sex is the only sex that sounds attractive to me
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wilde homo.
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How about jamming a light bulb into my vagina and then using my legs as I would a walnut cracker?
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The only weird TVC level shit I would do is stick a hose in there and turn it on full blast and see if it comes out my mouth.
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Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.
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She's lying. They leave trails like snails, duder.
:lol
The only weird TVC level shit I would do is stick a hose in there and turn it on full blast and see if it comes out my mouth.
Dude that's your ass not the vag/penis. :wag
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throw cayenne pepper on your gash so i can lick it off tvc
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Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.
:heartbeat
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Hahaha, awesome.
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Oh, and I would also see how much tabasco sauce I could fit inside it.
:heartbeat
:lol