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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2008, 11:54:25 PM

Title: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2008, 11:54:25 PM
You have scorned me for the last time A&W!
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 13, 2008, 11:55:20 PM
haha, I hear ya
Title: Re: Not being able to felch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: Crushed on July 13, 2008, 11:55:50 PM
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Not being able to felch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever

gross
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2008, 11:56:38 PM
Don't act all holier than thou!  I am pretty sure it's in the goddamn Constitution that every American citzen has the right to belch in the privacy of their own home.
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 13, 2008, 11:59:28 PM
Shall I burp you, Willco? I have become quite proficient in this underappreciated art over the past year.
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2008, 12:05:02 AM
I will fight this unbearable pain until I can fight it no more!
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 14, 2008, 12:08:25 AM
Brings some friends over to watch your delicious burpdae
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2008, 12:08:55 AM
You gotta walk around until you burp. The walking motion will jar the trapped gas loose.
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Not being able to felch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever

gross

 :D
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2008, 12:21:35 AM
Beano works both ways IIRC.
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: demi on July 14, 2008, 12:21:49 AM
I've got this dick I can shove down your throat. That may help.
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: xnikki118x on July 14, 2008, 12:31:41 AM
That does suck.

It ranks right up there with really needing to poop and not being able to. Hah.
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: Tauntaun on July 14, 2008, 03:01:37 PM
I've got this dick I can shove down your throat. That may help.

 :lol
Title: Re: Not being able to belch, but absolutely NEEDING TO is the worst feeling ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2008, 06:07:38 PM
WTF A&W is the best shit ever.  This thread better be about how they slipped you some pork and you tried to appease the Lord by tossing it up but just couldn't because it was just so damn good.