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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2008, 10:57:33 PM

Title: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2008, 10:57:33 PM
For whatever reason I found myself reflecting on the old story about the crow who wanted to drink water out of a glass, but couldn't reach his beak in low enough so he dropped stones in to raise the water level. With this in mind I decided to see how far my cats would go to eat. I pulled out there food and they watched as I poured their food into paper cups. Then I sat the cups in their food bowls. Their heads are too big to fit into the cups so I wanted to see if they'd do the smart thing - ie knock the cup over.

It's been two hours and both cups remain, un-tipped. All my friends have smart cats that do tricks and shit but my cats can't figure out simple scenarios  :'(

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Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 14, 2008, 10:58:55 PM
my cat runs around the house with plastic bags around its neck. Its smart in other ways.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2008, 10:59:05 PM
Maybe they're waiting to see how long it takes before you come out there and tip it over for them. Think about it.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2008, 11:00:15 PM
I had a really smart cat that could shake a paw and came when I called it's name.


Then one day in the winter my dog scared it onto a camper and didn't let it down.   I found him in the spring  :'(


Cats fucking suck. 
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2008, 11:03:43 PM
I had a really smart cat that could shake a paw and came when I called it's name.


Then one day in the winter my dog scared it onto a camper and didn't let it down.   I found him in the spring  :'(


Cats fucking suck. 

 :-\
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2008, 11:16:24 PM
I've been working on getting one of my mom's more vocal cats to say hello. I think it's actually starting to work.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Crushed on July 14, 2008, 11:19:58 PM
The cats got something about twenty times their size to give them free food every day.

Now who's the smart one.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 14, 2008, 11:20:48 PM
It is probably due to the time you put a Q-Tip in her vagina.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: demi on July 14, 2008, 11:51:19 PM
My cat's got an abscessed tooth or something... sucks total
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2008, 09:43:59 AM
Ewwww, cat people.
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: Mupepe on July 15, 2008, 09:50:23 AM
like owner, like cat
Title: Re: Kinda bummed that my cats isn't smart :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 15, 2008, 10:11:04 AM
Cats are great when you arent home a lot.