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Title: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
Bes part was some Arab dude ahead of me with a legit CA state license got hassled. With me they even carried my bag!
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2008, 11:13:16 PM
:isrealamericanflag
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 14, 2008, 11:13:58 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
Bes part was some Arab dude ahead of me with a legit CA state license got hassled. With me they even carried my bag!

Us whities still got it!  LET'S PARTY LIKE IT'S 1950 AND STICK A FORK UP AN UPSIDE DOWN NIGGAZ ASS! /Kramer
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2008, 11:14:32 PM
That's great! Don't blow it!
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Bocsius on July 14, 2008, 11:15:47 PM
Good thing America has never had a Timothy McVeigh!
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 14, 2008, 11:19:49 PM
I volunteer Beezy for the fork recipient, he's into that sort of stuff.  :shh

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Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Crushed on July 14, 2008, 11:21:50 PM
Willco = terrorist

:usacry
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2008, 11:23:47 PM
Quote from: Crushed on July 14, 2008, 11:21:50 PM
Willco = terrorist

:usacry

And what scares me most is that he hates A&W. 
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 14, 2008, 11:25:22 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 14, 2008, 11:13:16 PM
:isrealamericanflag

Pretty much the only reply needed for this thread.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Mandark on July 14, 2008, 11:42:02 PM
Seriously?  They didn't even give you the shoe check or anything?
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2008, 11:47:29 PM
Nope. I got taken to a separate line, thereby skipping ahead of other people and got wanded. They checked my carry-on very thoroughly. They were very polite.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 14, 2008, 11:54:15 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
Bes part was some Arab dude ahead of me with a legit CA state license got hassled. With me they even carried my bag!

Did they watch you eat a delicious sundae? Did the arab watch as they carried your bag?
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 14, 2008, 11:59:54 PM
/inster Jewish RFID Code being active. You won't ever have to be hassled again!
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 15, 2008, 12:05:31 AM
:bow america

spreading democracy and freedom through gunpowder and Christiniaty

and crushing both on home turfs against teh colored man

within a few decades, when america meets a fate similar to teh USSR, we the people shall record and reminisce on your fabulous conservative contributions

:bow
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2008, 12:08:08 AM
Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 14, 2008, 11:54:15 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
Bes part was some Arab dude ahead of me with a legit CA state license got hassled. With me they even carried my bag!

Did they watch you eat a delicious sundae? Did the arab watch as they carried your bag?

Oh, did he watch. Then as they flogged him with bamboo sticks, I ate a delicious sundae - smirking at him a la Harry in the pie eating scene from Spider-Man 3.

So delicious.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 15, 2008, 12:17:59 AM
u luv pie
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Mandark on July 15, 2008, 12:24:18 AM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2008, 11:47:29 PM
Nope. I got taken to a separate line, thereby skipping ahead of other people and got wanded. They checked my carry-on very thoroughly. They were very polite.

In the same situation, I got the separate line, wanded, shoe check, and maybe some other high tech thing?  Either way, the exclusivity of the line was balanced out by the extra processing.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2008, 12:28:43 AM
Couldn't have been at Dulles. The mainstream security line takes FOREVER. I'd rather be frisked and profiled. Worst line efficiency this side of Las Vegas.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: brawndolicious on July 15, 2008, 04:07:33 AM
In airports, middle-easterners get special lines if their name gets flagged (very common when most of them have hossein or mohammad somewhere in their names) and their ticket has SSSS printed on it which means they get into a special line.  In America, they hassle you but overseas, they don't really give a shit and just take you to the front of a seperate station to pass you through the metal detector so it's actually faster.  My Iraqi friend still changed his last name to something less common due to airport security though.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 06:22:34 AM
:isrealamericanflag
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Eric P on July 15, 2008, 07:12:03 AM
i was once randomly searched in South CArolina.  I'm guessing because i had a full on beard and a copy of the new yorker plainly visible
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 15, 2008, 07:57:56 AM
Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2008, 11:47:29 PM
Nope. I got taken to a separate line, thereby skipping ahead of other people and got wanded. They checked my carry-on very thoroughly. They were very polite.

Oh.  Alright.  I was gonna say....



I fucking lost my license in an airport.  I don't know if some sand distinguished black fellow ran off with it or what, but no one ever turned it in.  I remember getting it out and putting it in my hand with my ticket, and the next thing I knew I just had a ticket.  I had to go through a separate line as well, and got pulled for 'non-identified passenger.'  They patted me down in front of everyone and also checked my carryon, swabbing the insides and checking every pocket.

I thought I would miss my flight though when I lost my wallet, I was surprised they let anyone on without an ID.  I'm sure shit was added to my fbi file that day.  At that point I was just happy to get on the flight.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 15, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
Man, the best part about when I used to work at the airport was that I could go in and out without going through security.  I got to laugh at all of the poor bastards waiting to get frisked and wanded.  My security badge even got me in and out when I was traveling, it was fuck awesome.  I could have taken ANYTHING on the plane in my carry-on.  Guns, bombs, drugs, whatever.  I heard they changed the security clearances about a month or two after I left the place, tho.
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Eric P on July 15, 2008, 09:26:38 AM
gasp

are you saying that tsa safety measures don't work and are essentially worthless because too many people have access to too many things regarding airports?
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2008, 09:29:24 AM
CARNIVORE
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 15, 2008, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Eric P on July 15, 2008, 09:26:38 AM
gasp

are you saying that tsa safety measures don't work and are essentially worthless because too many people have access to too many things regarding airports?

Well, when a retail store manager who only had to pass a simple criminal background check is able to completely bypass all security measures and take WHATEVER into the airport, then YEAH. 
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 11:01:07 AM
Quote from: Willco on July 15, 2008, 12:28:43 AM
Couldn't have been at Dulles. The mainstream security line takes FOREVER. I'd rather be frisked and profiled. Worst line efficiency this side of Las Vegas.

We know.  :-*   :elephant
Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: abrader on July 15, 2008, 11:02:46 AM
They did not card Wilco because they thought he was the child of the adult who was in the line in front of him ;)

Title: Re: Lawl! I just made it through airport security w/o any identification!
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2008, 11:18:30 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 15, 2008, 09:50:39 AM
Quote from: Eric P on July 15, 2008, 09:26:38 AM
gasp

are you saying that tsa safety measures don't work and are essentially worthless because too many people have access to too many things regarding airports?

Well, when a retail store manager who only had to pass a simple criminal background check is able to completely bypass all security measures and take WHATEVER into the airport, then YEAH. 

Airports:  Wretched dens of scum and villainy.