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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 03:42:45 PM

Title: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 03:42:45 PM: OK, these are becoming pretty fucking inconvenient. Last Friday when I was playing soccer I was elbowed in the face, inducing a torrential nosebleed. Since then I've had a nosebleed at least once a day (three times yesterday), and I've already stained a couple of shirts because when blood flows out of your nose, it moves so quick you barely have time to jam a tissue up your nostril.

I know I didn't break my nose because it surely would've been more painful than that, but I'm thinking maybe something in my nasal cavity was fucked up.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 03:44:31 PM: Sucks dude, I hope you live it through.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 03:49:50 PM: I've probably already lost two pints of blood. I don't have much longer, EB. :'(
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 03:50:41 PM: nooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:10:54 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 03:50:41 PM
nooooooooooooo

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Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 04:11:48 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:10:54 PM
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Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:18:55 PM: Ooooo, he's pervy. :-*

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Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2008, 04:21:32 PM: A man is dying here, have some respect!

Rest in peace Tristam.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on July 15, 2008, 04:21:32 PM
A man is dying here, have some respect!

Rest in peace Tristam.

Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 06:21:35 PM: Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!

I'm dying anyway, so blood 4 all! I can either donate it to the Red Cross and potentially save lives, or I can give it to Tauntaun so he can fulfill some strange sexual desire. I think the correct choice is obvious.

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Tauntaun :hump
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Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 06:43:26 PM: Quote from: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 06:21:35 PM
Quote from: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 15, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Oh yeah, can I have some of your stuff?

Don't ask for his blood. He's missing a bunch. Ripoff!

I'm dying anyway, so blood 4 all! I can either donate it to the Red Cross and potentially save lives, or I can give it to Tauntaun so he can fulfill some strange sexual desire. I think the correct choice is obvious.

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Tauntaun :hump
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:punch You have chosen wisely! Ok you can live now.

:drudge SEXUAL HEALING! :drudge
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Bildi on July 15, 2008, 06:52:33 PM: I've got that feeling.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 15, 2008, 06:54:01 PM: one time in 10th grade I was in the back of class and started having a terrible nose bleed

i started grabbing for some papers in my notebook to stop it from getting everywhere

i later found out the paper i used was my geometry homework :'(
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Mupepe on July 15, 2008, 08:05:05 PM: I don't really get nosebleeds.

last time I got a nosebleed was in like 11th grade after going on a weekend coke binge, I ate some jalapeno kettle chips and I guess the destroyed cartilage and spiciness didn't mix because my nose started to bleed :(
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Bildi on July 15, 2008, 10:05:26 PM: It's been a while - I guess Tristam is no longer with us.

:'(
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2008, 10:19:06 PM: :lol

Cue the music.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2008, 10:24:45 PM: I want his account.
Title: Re: Nosebleeds
Post by: xnikki118x on July 16, 2008, 01:00:17 AM: I had a nosebleed like once in my life, but my little brother used to get them all. the. time. Lean your head forward so it doesn't go down your throat and make you sick!