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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on November 16, 2006, 12:35:09 PM

Title: How will you die?
Post by: whiteACID on November 16, 2006, 12:35:09 PM: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php (http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php)

Theresa: At age 35 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 12:38:17 PM: Will Federman: At age 67 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Awesome.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 16, 2006, 12:40:20 PM: Michael: At age 79 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Sweet, I didn't expect to make it to 65
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 12:42:30 PM: Tim: death by snoo snoo

Word! (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/futamidance5jw.gif)
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: cubicle47b on November 16, 2006, 12:42:52 PM: This thread would be better if everyone in it predicted how they were going to die.

I've always had this fear that I'm going to get some type of cancer and having no wife to stop me I'd decide to do nothing about it. But that's only if I didn't lose a tire or control of my car while traveling at high speeds through the mountains (which I do a lot, since I cross them to visit just about anyone).
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: whiteACID on November 16, 2006, 12:43:50 PM: I'm not going to die
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Post by: cubicle47b on November 16, 2006, 12:44:57 PM: I thought you were going to get hit by a bus?
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Post by: whiteACID on November 16, 2006, 12:45:31 PM: It won't kill me, only make me stronger
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 16, 2006, 12:47:49 PM: I will probably die on the can or whacking off.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2006, 12:48:06 PM: i suspect i'll die in traffic somehow :gloomy

EDIT: Doug Erickson: At age 85 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. fuckin' YES
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 12:48:17 PM: Just tie me up and set me off on someone's lawn
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 12:50:33 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 16, 2006, 12:48:06 PM
Doug Erickson: At age 85 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. fuckin' YES

:lol

Best one so far,
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2006, 12:52:12 PM: White Man: At age 49 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Prost on November 16, 2006, 12:53:12 PM: Steven: At age 65 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 01:00:46 PM: Quote from: Prost on November 16, 2006, 12:53:12 PM
Steven: passes out after catching wifey with the mailman, Saint Cornelius and the ghost of Steve Irwin; hits head on the floor & dies instantly
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: APF on November 16, 2006, 01:03:08 PM: Adam: At age 54 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

TUSSIN
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 01:03:14 PM: Why Steve Irwin?
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2006, 01:08:15 PM: Quote from: APF on November 16, 2006, 01:03:08 PM
Adam: At age 54 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

TUSSIN

:-*

Although that's not the kind you should consume to get high.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2006, 01:17:24 PM: Triumph: At age 45 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

[Real Name]: At age 72 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

I don't know what to think of all this.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 01:18:01 PM: Oh Jesus, Triumph. You can tell your real name, nobody is going to PD you
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2006, 01:20:04 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 01:18:01 PM
Oh Jesus, Triumph. You can tell your real name, nobody is going to PD you

Sorry man, I've had someone steal my identity once over the interwebs.

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It's a lame name, anyhow. Here: Arian. See?
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Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 01:22:14 PM: Were your parents into Ayn Rand or something?
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2006, 01:23:02 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 01:22:14 PM
Were your parents into Ayn Rand or something?

:( :( :(
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 01:27:24 PM: ALONE LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK
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Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2006, 01:38:37 PM: Probably from some sort of STD.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Cheebs on November 16, 2006, 02:05:48 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 01:27:24 PM
ALONE LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK
HE DIED WITH PICARD
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: BlackMage on November 16, 2006, 02:06:18 PM: Jonathan Willingham: At age 62 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

no surprises here.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 16, 2006, 02:09:19 PM: Garrett: At age 65 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
Garrett (fullname): At age 27 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Cheebs on November 16, 2006, 02:18:00 PM: I only have 11 years left...

Jake: At age 31 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 16, 2006, 02:24:25 PM: Lauren: At age 58 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Sounds hot.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Cyanista on November 16, 2006, 02:25:13 PM: Ashley: At age 49 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

That's not very dignified :(
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 02:26:02 PM: 49 is a good age to die - you've already experience all you could.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 16, 2006, 02:41:33 PM: At age 9 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Hear that? I'm already dead. So that must mean...

(http://vakuumtv.c3.hu/collection/robotfilm/ghost_in_the_machine.gif)

Watch out for the microwave!
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Mondain on November 16, 2006, 02:47:12 PM: Olivier: you will live until the Canadiens win their next Stanley Cup.

Eh well you guys ain't ever gonna be done with me, sorry. :D
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Christopher on November 16, 2006, 02:49:38 PM: Christopher: At age 42 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

um gay and why does wearing a what have to do with anything?
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 02:52:31 PM: Quote from: Disposable White Guy on November 16, 2006, 02:41:33 PM
Watch out for the microwave!

I saved that to my HD!
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 02:53:20 PM: James: At age 46 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

FUCK.
YES.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Bacon on November 16, 2006, 03:43:19 PM: Alone and sad.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2006, 04:56:41 PM: Edward: At age 46 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2006, 05:00:17 PM: Joel: At age 67 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I'LL BE FAMOUS
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 16, 2006, 05:06:11 PM: Quote
sarmad: At age 64 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Oh fuck.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 05:36:11 PM: Ryan Thompson: At age 41 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

-- AWESOME
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2006, 05:38:39 PM: Maurice : At age 58 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park; you will still be a virgin

Huh :-\
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Post by: DJ_Tet on November 16, 2006, 05:45:10 PM: Brian: At age 63 you will die lonely and alone.

Weak! 33 more years of this shit??
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 05:58:15 PM: lonely no doubt as a result of being alone
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 05:58:50 PM: Jeremy: At age 57 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a metal dogtag found around your neck

Oooh mysterious
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 06:01:02 PM: Srsly.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2006, 06:03:03 PM: Srsly!

;_;
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Catz on November 16, 2006, 07:28:12 PM: Denise: At age 29

omg, it didn't even list a cause of death.... :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 07:28:44 PM: at least it didnt say:

"THE CAUSE OF DEATH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 07:29:20 PM: :lol Catz is gonna die soon :lol
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2006, 07:43:51 PM: Quote from: Catz on November 16, 2006, 07:28:12 PM
Denise: At age 29

omg, it didn't even list a cause of death.... :( :( :( :(

That's because either Neo is going to save you, or he's going to enter the mainframe. The future still isn't certain.

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Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 16, 2006, 09:48:50 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 16, 2006, 05:58:15 PM
lonely no doubt as a result of being alone

I know, why don't they just beat my isolation into my skull next time!
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Vizzys on November 16, 2006, 10:13:00 PM: At age 69 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Lame.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 16, 2006, 10:14:22 PM: At age 56 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Boogie on November 16, 2006, 10:18:17 PM: Quote from: Bacon on November 16, 2006, 03:43:19 PM
Alone and sad.

damn beaten.

Aaron: At age 38 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Shuri on November 16, 2006, 10:21:13 PM: Probably stabbed this weekend. I'm going to an ex gf's house for a 3 days non stop bang fest. I wonder if her recent boyfriend will show up and kill me. Theres a lot of tension between us.

If you guys dont see me around by monday night, i'll be dead. I'm not kidding
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Post by: Vizzys on November 16, 2006, 10:35:19 PM: Awesome. Taking deadly risks ftw.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2006, 10:37:37 PM: blackAcid is going to die on Saturday night
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Post by: whiteACID on November 16, 2006, 10:40:28 PM: we will see come Sunday Morning
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 16, 2006, 11:02:12 PM: Quote from: Shuri on November 16, 2006, 10:21:13 PM
Probably stabbed this weekend. I'm going to an ex gf's house for a 3 days non stop bang fest. I wonder if her recent boyfriend will show up and kill me. Theres a lot of tension between us.

If you guys dont see me around by monday night, i'll be dead. I'm not kidding

Tell us more. You're going to fuck your ex all weekend while her bf sends her love emails and texts? That's hot.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 11:10:42 PM: Quote from: Shuri on November 16, 2006, 10:21:13 PM
Probably stabbed this weekend. I'm going to an ex gf's house for a 3 days non stop bang fest. I wonder if her recent boyfriend will show up and kill me. Theres a lot of tension between us.

If you guys dont see me around by monday night, i'll be dead. I'm not kidding

you're not gay anymore?
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Shuri on November 16, 2006, 11:14:29 PM: Actually no, she broke up with him quite a few months ago, but my spies on the field tell me that hes been trying to get back with her with no sucess, since she seems him as a friend (thats what she told me, and she had said to same thing to her best friends).

He's a weird super tall bald dude who looks like a walking skeleton. He actually looks like a super thin and tall version of the bald guy from Penny's Arcade.

We'll be going to a party saturday night, and she told me he might be there. I wont be in my element and i wont have any real backup in case something happens, which kind of really worries me. Theres no real reason to think that he'S one of those guys, but you never know. If he was to learn that i'm actually there for like 36 hours of non stop pounding only stopped for bathroom breaks,food and that party, he might get pissed.

I'm weirdly hyped for all this.

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you're not gay anymore?
That's Shuishi, a gaf poster, who is now known as Naked Snake on gaf.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 16, 2006, 11:18:47 PM: Becky P. Chan: At age 62 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

CrystalGemini: At age 56 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE!!! :'(
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2006, 11:18:57 PM: no it's not, what the fuck man. ::)
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Post by: DJ_Tet on November 16, 2006, 11:20:11 PM: What a letdown.

Oh yes, I too thought you were gay, might be time for a new user name ;) Kidding
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 16, 2006, 11:20:51 PM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 16, 2006, 11:18:47 PM
Becky P. Chan: At age 62 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

:lol

Wow, it's accurate.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 16, 2006, 11:23:35 PM: I hate PETA. :'(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 17, 2006, 12:55:43 AM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 16, 2006, 11:18:47 PM
CrystalGemini: At age 56 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Bz or FlameOfCallandor

srsly.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: xnikki118x on November 17, 2006, 01:28:01 AM: Nikki Berlew: At age 64 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Well that sucks! I wanna die from a paper cut. Goddammit.
Title: Re: How will you die?
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 17, 2006, 06:54:32 AM: David: At age 51 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

:( but I don't want to eat out.