THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 15, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
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[youtube=425,350]sMUn2CiL03U[/youtube]
:'( POSSIBILTY!!!
Discuss.
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Heart attack
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Sonic Unleashed trailer. So much for this being a PURE SONIC TITLE, eh?! I called it when it was first revealed. Shitty flash over substance and not Sonic 1 Sonic. Holding right and occasionally changing directions does not make it a Sonic game, and Sonic games have rarely ever been exclusively about speed. Then they throw in this bullshit werewolf crap.
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2z8qlw1.jpg)
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(http://item.slide.com/r/1/36/i/BKL7YHNV1j8KCiJkWa3J-Ir3l_hldH-d/)
ahahahaaha
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THOSE ARMS
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Sonic's gonna tear, and then he's gonna leak corn syrup all over the bottom of my Nintendo toychest.
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oh wow that's an abomination
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do want... hot
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That looks terrible. There hasn't been a good sonic game in like a decade at this point. Sega puts way too much emphasis on speed. The first games also had an acceptable amount of platforming and exploring, something that's been nearly completely absent for the past several games. The shit they are churning out now makes the Sonic Adventure games look inspired.
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the cycle is truly complete
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Damn that trailer was hot. DO WANT - day one
I better start sucking dicks to pay for all these hot games
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Maybe the game is a metaphor for what Sonic games have become.
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Damn that trailer was hot. DO WANT - day one
I better start sucking dicks to pay for all these hot games
the joke is that you're into bears, not furfaggotry
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:lol Is this even Yuji Naka anymore? It would explain it, but goddamn this looks awful.
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the shitty werehog combat will play better than too human
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the shitty werehog combat will play better than too human
true story: while playing the too human demo, i noticed that my sunburn was peeling. i stopped playing to peel it, and realized that i was far more entertained pulling bits of dried flesh from my arms than tap-whacking the right stick to do an endless sequence of jittery neon-lit electric slides. in the end, i should probably consider getting, say, sebaceous cysts before i contemplate purchasing the next sk title
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if you think of the secretions as loot drops and the secondary infections as branches of a skill tree, sebaceous cysts have got too human soundly beat from a game design perspective
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Damn that trailer was hot. DO WANT - day one
I better start sucking dicks to pay for all these hot games
the joke is that you're into bears, not furfaggotry
Game is still hot - that trailer is insane
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:lol :lol
wheres the neogaf link where the sonic fans express their....reactions?
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It's hard to decide which company has jumped the shark more. Sega or Nintendo.
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Isn't that the alternate opening of Malcom in the Middle?
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It's hard to decide which company has jumped the shark more. Sega or Nintendo.
At least Nintendo's main franchises still get good entries.
And, Lord, does Sega know how to pick the most ear-bleedingly bad vocal tracks in existence.
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The eternal optimist in me tries to keep an open mind when it comes to new Sonic games, but I don't really see anything in that trailer that suggests Sega's about to break the vicious cycle.
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Yeah, the Sonic Cycle ended a few years ago.
Now a Sonic game is announced, everyone assumes it will be shit, and it is.
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I caught the demo of this game on Gamespot. Werehog segments are based on God of War. It is a pure rip off, except for babies.
The combos are similar, the way you open doors is the same, the platforming segments are the same. It is all jacked from God of War, except long arms instead of chains.
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God of War + Awesome looking speed segments + QTEs = best game ever?
Sold
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http://www.gamespot.com/video/941521/6194261/videoplayerpop?rgroup=e32008_videos
Judge it for yourself.
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Will judge when I pla it - do want
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Yeah, the Sonic Cycle ended a few years ago.
Now a Sonic game is announced, everyone assumes it will be shit, and it is.
on the contrary, i've seen many people fool themselves yet again when the first trailer, grainy from youtube, showed up for this game, way back in february or somethign
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Yeah, the Sonic Cycle ended a few years ago.
Now a Sonic game is announced, everyone assumes it will be shit, and it is.
on the contrary, i've seen many people fool themselves yet again when the first trailer, grainy from youtube, showed up for this game, way back in february or somethign
Maybe I should have said "every rational person assumes it will be shit".
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The people that keep falling for the Sonic trap are the same people that accept candy from nice strangers in creepy vans.