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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: pilonv1 on July 15, 2008, 11:45:21 PM

Title: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: pilonv1 on July 15, 2008, 11:45:21 PM
• You can choose Classes: Warrior, Archer, Mage, Worker, Priest (you can customize looks)
• You can gather Resources. You use it to Upgrade things like your Weapons and Fort.
32 players Online. The game is also playable offline.
• The Goal is to rescue back your princess from the opposing teams fort. Since the opponents has stuffed her so fat though you will need a lot of men to carry her back.
10 Maps and additional game modes as well.

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http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Games/Fat_Princess

Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield.

You can switch between five different character classes literally at the drop of a hat: the fearless Warrior, the steadfast Archer, the mystical Mage, the tireless Worker, and the deadly Priest. In order to triumph, players must combine their skills and work together. The name of the game is cooperation, whether it’s helping another player drag a log back to your castle, manning a battering ram to smash through the enemy’s front gate, or building a human pyramid to scramble over the walls.

Key Features

* Casual Single & Multiplayer Online/Offline Action – Cooperate with your team of medieval soldiers (up to 16 players on each side) to overthrow the opponent’s army, plunder their castle and save the princess
* 5 Character Classes – Change your avatar's character anytime by swapping hats: Worker, Warrior, Archer, Mage and Priest
* 10 Unique Maps – There will be 10 maps total, shared across single & multiplayer modes
* Experience intense frantic gameplay across diverse, charming and challenging environments
* Resources & Upgrades – Work together to collect resources to upgrade your primitive weapons and basic castle defenses into superior armaments and impenetrable fortifications
* Unique Game Modes – Select from several various game types: Rescue the Princess, Thwart the Invasion, and Medieval Games
* 32-player Online Skirmish – Jump in and join as many as 32 players online to wreak havoc on the battlefield and carry your stout princess back home during the conflict

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(http://fp.scea.com///Content/Movies/17552/Images/5/image.jpg)

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Looks awesome : :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: JustinP on July 15, 2008, 11:47:13 PM
yeah this could be loads of fun.  love the premise :lol
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 15, 2008, 11:52:05 PM
Fat Princess:  finally a videogame heroine that us black dudes can get behind.    :drool
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: CHOW CHOW on July 15, 2008, 11:59:21 PM
Totally agree.  This was the most interesting game Sony showed at their conference, imo.  32 players online sounds awesome
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 16, 2008, 12:06:40 AM
There is something so, so, so WRONG about all that blood.  :lol

although this basically sounds like a Team Fortress mod, it's very amusingly presented and could well be a laugh riot.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 16, 2008, 12:08:53 AM
Yeah this game looks awesome. Bring on the princess.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 12:17:33 AM
greatest game name ever
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Bildi on July 16, 2008, 12:20:56 AM
:lol What is that?
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 12:22:56 AM
look at solid cake in the water

fat princess :bow2
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 16, 2008, 12:35:16 AM
:lol What is that?

32 player CTF with fat bitches.

:rock

Ebony magazine's game of the show.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: demi on July 16, 2008, 12:36:05 AM
Every time I see this game I keep singing FAT RANDY by Voodoo Glow Skulls
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: cool breeze on July 16, 2008, 12:39:21 AM
This is such an amazing concept.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 12:41:44 AM
this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference (though i cant really remember Ms' lol)

there are a ton of games i want out there, and most of them look fuckawesome, but this was like....holy crap. it's a fat bitch. and the object of the game is to feed her so other players can't win. wow.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Enl on July 16, 2008, 12:51:00 AM
PSN games >>>>>> PS3 games
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: pilonv1 on July 16, 2008, 12:58:18 AM
if only there were more of them.

PSN only gaming is like a Gamecube owning emulator
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Bildi on July 16, 2008, 01:18:42 AM
this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference

What about seeing Little Big Planet for the first time?? (lol)
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 16, 2008, 01:19:16 AM
Shit this game looks cool.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: y2kev on July 16, 2008, 01:20:49 AM
this game honestly is the only game i've seen that made me smile at any conference

What about seeing Little Big Planet for the first time?? (lol)

oh i just meant this year

LBP was kind of smushed into a home video during the original unveiling, so I had the mild taste of feces in my mouth
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: JustinP on July 16, 2008, 02:41:26 AM
i want more video.  that stuff in the PSN compilation wasn't enough. 
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: JustinP on July 16, 2008, 02:45:01 AM
There should be a special item, wii board, that you can give the princess to get thin and make it easier to carry her.
guess you forgot about the 330 pound limit for wii balance board ;) 

edit: the items hould be a huge hammer and you simply HIT the fat out of her. 
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: JustinP on July 16, 2008, 04:35:04 AM
http://ps3.ign.com/articles/890/890482p1.html

preview with hands on impressions
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2008, 05:48:01 AM
this game looks awesome
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Tieno on July 16, 2008, 06:10:27 AM
First time I see this game, sounds neat!

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All the enemies that are assaulting your base will be trying to get in and get their fair lady out. Now, you can kill these guys if you like, but your best defense is to go outside of your stronghold and find pieces of cake and other dessert items. You'll then bring these snacks to the opponent's princess, force her to eat them, and watch her get fatter. Big gals are heavy and that means your opponents are going to have in groups to carry her fat ass back home.
(http://fp.scea.com///Content/Movies/17552/Images/4/image.jpg)
 :lol

Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Himu on July 16, 2008, 08:30:23 AM
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Fat Princess isn't just good, it's really good. It's by far the best PlayStation Network game I've played since PixelJunk Monsters, it's the best videogame I've played in quite sometime, and I'm pretty sure it's going to end up getting my vote for the best game at E3.

omg
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Tieno on July 19, 2008, 05:25:32 AM
It'd be cool if you could perform lipo or there's a surgeon/butcher/sporter/gene simmons robot with a special ability that can chop some of that fat away.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 19, 2008, 01:44:18 PM
:lol What is that?

32 player CTF with fat bitches.

:rock

Ebony magazine's game of the show.
Sorry, I lost it when I read this. :rofl
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 19, 2008, 04:50:42 PM
OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: tiesto on July 20, 2008, 01:41:41 AM
OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.

This'd be the second one (Muchi Muchi Pork):

(http://img.gkblogger.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/160/684_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 20, 2008, 01:01:35 PM
Fat bottomed girls, you make my rocking world go round!  :-*
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 20, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
OMG someone made a game for my love of BBW's.

This'd be the second one (Muchi Muchi Pork):

(http://img.gkblogger.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/160/684_2.jpg)

Those girls are too skinny
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Brehvolution on July 23, 2008, 07:27:27 PM
http://www.tokipost.com/2008/07/23/fat-princess-open-letter-to-the-offended/ (http://www.tokipost.com/2008/07/23/fat-princess-open-letter-to-the-offended/)

The pictures has spread.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2008, 11:24:39 PM
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=9050647&ch=4226725&src=news

Fat feminist complainers finally come in handy! some gameplay footage of Fat Princess while these random people talk about fat related things.
Title: Re: Fat Princess - the only positive PS3 news today
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 30, 2008, 11:53:29 PM
If only it were a viral marketing campaign...