THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: mojovonio on July 16, 2008, 10:33:22 AM
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This afternoon SpookyDan conducted an exclusive one-on-one interview with Rob Cohen, director of Universal's upcoming The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, who revealed some interesting news about Fred Dekker's classic '87 movie. Cohen tells Bloodyy-Disgusting that Paramount Pictures has acquired the remake rights to Monster Squad, which followed a group of kids hunting down Dracula and his minions who are attempting to take over the world. Cohen also reveals that he is planning to produce the remake, but does not intend on directing.
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they left it to DIE the first time
too many people haven't seen the original
"wolfman's got nads"
he sure does
he sure does
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Goddamn it. STOP. STOP REMAKING THESE MOVIES.
FUCK.
You know what the worst thing is? We're so fucking prude today, there's no way Hollywood can make a kid's movie as gory and as funny as Monster Squad.
Original Monster Squad has:
Wolfman getting blown to pieces
Wolfman nards being discussed at length
Dracula graphically impaled on a fence
Rudy brutally murdering 3 of Dracula's brides
Rudy smoking
Rudy trying VERY HARD to get get laid
Rudy is like 15
Teenage girl talking about getting fucked (but it DOESN'T COUNT)
Gillman's chest blown wide open
Mad innocent bystanders murdered by monsters
Monster Squad is an untarnished classic. Leave it alone. GODDAMN YOU LEAVE IT ALONE.