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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2008, 02:33:16 PM

Title: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2008, 02:33:16 PM
My brother spilled half a glass of water on the keyboard of my dad's computer. Water+keyboard=fucked motherboard iirc. The keyboard isn't working, but the computer is to a certain extent. Things are fucking up though, like:

-everytime you click on a link it appears in a separate tab
-the mouse wheel makes pages magnify/grow smaller instead of scrolling

So is the thing fucked and in need of a new motherboard, or is there something I can do to fix it. I've already unhooked the keyboard, and I tried using another keyboard and it didn't work either.
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: demi on July 16, 2008, 02:37:41 PM
Just buy a new keyboard and mouse you dirty poor
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2008, 02:44:07 PM
Just buy a new keyboard and mouse you dirty poor

I've already tested another keyboard - didn't work. Didn't try another mouse tho (I'll try)
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 16, 2008, 02:55:32 PM
You spilled water on a keyboard and you think the computer is fucked?? Is it a laptop?
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2008, 02:59:53 PM
You spilled water on a keyboard and you think the computer is fucked?? Is it a laptop?

no it's a desktop, also i hooked up a  new mouse and it still didn't work
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Powerslave on July 16, 2008, 03:01:00 PM
Water+keyboard=fucked motherboard iirc.


.....
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2008, 03:28:49 PM
-_-

n00b
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 16, 2008, 03:34:05 PM
This is another thread where PeeDee tries to hard to be funny...
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Vizzys on July 16, 2008, 03:41:33 PM
get a usb keyboard
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: demi on July 16, 2008, 03:48:38 PM
homeschool
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Reb on July 16, 2008, 03:54:05 PM
Where is the part where something random happens and the person it happens to acknowledges you?
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2008, 03:55:45 PM
WHORES
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 16, 2008, 04:08:59 PM
Where is the part where something random happens and the person it happens to acknowledges you?

He forgot to type the part where his dead raises a fist  and PeeDee says I didnt do it" cueing the laugh-track.
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2008, 06:22:07 PM
wtf guys what should i do  :'(

buy a usb keyboard/mouse? would that work?
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Vizzys on July 16, 2008, 06:40:59 PM
wtf guys what should i do  :'(

buy a usb keyboard/mouse? would that work?

if you think the keyboard port is fucked then probably
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Powerslave on July 16, 2008, 06:44:21 PM
PD, replace your soundcard.
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Candyflip on July 16, 2008, 07:18:57 PM

-everytime you click on a link it appears in a separate tab
-the mouse wheel makes pages magnify/grow smaller instead of scrolling

Um, both of these are a result of holding the CTRL key down while doing whatever, ie clicking links or using the scroll wheel in the browser. Your control key is "stuck" lol. If you already tried another keyboard, get a USB keyboard instead.

Did you even try restarting? Or checking sticky keys?
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Reb on July 17, 2008, 03:24:48 AM
New graphics card should fix it.
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: demi on July 17, 2008, 04:10:39 AM
Thats because you have the gift of being white
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: abrader on July 17, 2008, 04:33:33 AM
hahah keyboard = motherboard!!

BRILLIANT!

Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2008, 11:20:34 AM
Have you tried overclocking the keyboard controller? That should fix it.
Or maybe add liquid cooling to your USB ports.

How do I do that?
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Reb on July 17, 2008, 11:41:01 AM
:/

smh
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Tauntaun on July 17, 2008, 02:40:39 PM
Have you tried overclocking the keyboard controller? That should fix it.
Or maybe add liquid cooling to your USB ports.

How do I do that?

:rofl
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Positive Touch on July 17, 2008, 04:13:51 PM
aaaand now we know he's just fucking around
Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: abrader on July 17, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
I get it - "Mother-bored"....he wants to move outta mommas house and this is a cry for help.

Title: Re: So yea...is this computer fucked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 17, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
:SMH

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