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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:08:47 AM

Title: My roommate isn't interested in anything
Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:08:47 AM: My roommate is such a zombie. He goes to work, comes home, watches TV (whatever is on he watches) for about 6 hours straight, goes to bed, wakes up, watches TV again until just before going back to work. He never does anything else, never goes out, never reads a book, never listens to music. And for some reason it really pisses me off. I tried to get him to at least watch my Twin Peaks season 1 DVD, but he looked at the cover and said 'nah, looks old.'
What a maroon.
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Post by: FatalT on July 18, 2008, 05:13:30 AM: There's nothing wrong with that.
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Post by: Reb on July 18, 2008, 05:17:32 AM: Must be nice, such a dependable roommate.
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:19:30 AM: Actually it is nice in a way. He never has people over, he's never noisy. But it's like an itch on the roof of my mouth.
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Post by: FatalT on July 18, 2008, 05:25:15 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:19:30 AM
Actually it is nice in a way. He never has people over, he's never noisy. But it's like an itch on the roof of my mouth.

Have him scratch it for you.

With his penis.
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:27:57 AM: how bout I scratch your face off!!!???
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Post by: drozmight on July 18, 2008, 05:29:28 AM: With your penis?
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:38:14 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on July 18, 2008, 05:30:26 AM
How did you end up living with this particular bundle of joy? Craiglist?

Nah, he was a friend of mine from a couple of years earlier. He used to run a ramen shop and I used to go there sometimes, and we would go out and have a beer afterwards. He was alright back then.
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Post by: Candyflip on July 18, 2008, 05:41:24 AM: If I lived with you instead, this thread would probably be about me
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:44:56 AM: Aren't you a stoner? I wish my roommate would at least get some weed.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 09:48:53 AM: It's probably just a phase. Get him a hooker. Maybe he just need a kick start.
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Post by: Reb on July 18, 2008, 09:49:31 AM: Bring the TV to the pawn shop.
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Post by: tiesto on July 18, 2008, 10:23:02 AM: Personally, I say you should just enjoy the quiet and not worry about being friends with him. I don't really understand how his lack of ambition is bothersome to you...
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 18, 2008, 10:23:17 AM: Have you ever thought that maybe YOU did this to him? :o
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Post by: Bocsius on July 18, 2008, 10:24:01 AM: Sounds like the perfect life. Why do you want to screw it up?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 18, 2008, 01:11:17 PM: Jesus, have a bad roommate for a while and then whine
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2008, 02:03:38 PM: this guy sounds awesome
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2008, 02:31:26 PM: lol thread backfire lol

My last roommates were ok for the most part, altho the gay dude was kind of obnoxious, he was a big slut and kept bringing different dudes home all the damn time.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 18, 2008, 02:48:44 PM: This guy sounds like me. Except replace watching TV with masturbating...while watching TV.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2008, 03:25:52 PM: sounds like a cool dude to me. all he's concerned about is stacking his paper. stop hating
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Post by: GilloD on July 18, 2008, 04:22:39 PM: Try kissing him.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2008, 04:27:12 PM: He doesn't eat? :o

He's probably a robot sent from the future to observe you, then kill and/or rape you.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2008, 04:32:25 PM: does he dream?

[youtube=425,350]C2yfK-CnuoU[/youtube]
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Post by: Rman on July 18, 2008, 05:42:23 PM: LOL @ the backfire.
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:42:56 PM: HEY THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!!
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Post by: Reb on July 18, 2008, 06:00:17 PM: To be fair, that sounds like an awesome past time activity.
Title: Re: My roommate isn't interested in anything
Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 06:03:13 PM: Looking at pictures of sandwiches is just one of my many hobbies. There's also drinking water from the toilet.