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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on July 18, 2008, 03:41:58 PM

Title: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: GilloD on July 18, 2008, 03:41:58 PM: I get home around six, stretch out to watch some TV and go to bed. I work long hours and I like to relax. But this motherfucker is always coming up to me trying to get me to watch some old ass Twin Peaks DVDs. Why wont he leave me alone?
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: TVC15 on July 18, 2008, 03:43:29 PM: Oh wait, I get jokes.
Title: My roommates are always bothering me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2008, 03:46:34 PM: i have a similar problem. the older of my two roommates always wants me to mow the lawn and watch tv shows with her. the younger one steps on my gout-ridden foot for her amusement. gaf, what do i do?
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Eric P on July 18, 2008, 03:47:03 PM: fhuta?
Title: Re: My roommates are always bothering me
Post by: Tauntaun on July 18, 2008, 03:48:24 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 18, 2008, 03:46:34 PM
i have a similar problem. the older of my two roommates always wants me to mow the lawn and watch tv shows with her. the younger one steps on my gout-ridden foot for her amusement. gaf, what do i do?

Give the younger one booze to fall asleep then give the older one booze to make sexy time happen. :-*
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Bocsius on July 18, 2008, 03:50:39 PM: Gillo: Kill him. That will be end of that.

Professor: Kill them. That will be the end of that.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2008, 03:51:55 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 18, 2008, 03:48:24 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 18, 2008, 03:46:34 PM
i have a similar problem. the older of my two roommates always wants me to mow the lawn and watch tv shows with her. the younger one steps on my gout-ridden foot for her amusement. gaf, what do i do?

Give the younger one booze to fall asleep then give the older one booze to make sexy time happen. :-*

:bow :bow tauntaun, oracle of evilbore :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Reb on July 18, 2008, 03:56:03 PM: Booze, the source of, and solution to all life's problems.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 04:19:17 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on July 18, 2008, 03:56:03 PM
Booze, the source of, and solution to all life's problems.

QFT! It even remedies alcoholism.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: hyp on July 18, 2008, 05:24:57 PM: just hope your wife doesn't have a foot fetish prole. :-\

then again, it could be a turn on. :-*
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:31:39 PM: Hey, I got up to go to the toilet earlier, at 5:30 am, and you were still watching TV
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2008, 05:38:06 PM: Guys, I've got serious problem with my roommate. He works overseas in Asia like 350 days a year and expects me to take care of his two huge newfoundlands in exchange for free rent on a beach front house. How the fuck can I set this asshole straight?
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Reb on July 18, 2008, 05:39:23 PM: The answer is something with giving the newfoundlands booze and sexy time.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: bagofeyes on July 18, 2008, 05:41:50 PM: Kill the dogs and burn the house down
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 18, 2008, 05:42:36 PM: I like the dogs tho, they're much more well behaved than my basset hound. :(
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: muckhole on July 18, 2008, 09:36:30 PM: I'm not at home right now so I can't make it, but I'm pretty sure Advice Puppy would say:

"Kill the roomate"
"Keep the dogs"
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: cool breeze on July 18, 2008, 09:40:48 PM: I walked in on my old roommate masturbating to pictures of a diseased vagina and penis. No sex or anything between them. Just two pictures, one of a nasty vagina and a funky looking penis, and this was sexually exciting him.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2008, 09:45:49 PM: i'll never understand how people can possibly not secure their environment before jacking off. i've come close to being caught due to some mental lapses on my part but i've never been caught.
Title: Re: My roommate is always bothering me
Post by: tiesto on July 18, 2008, 10:28:38 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 18, 2008, 05:38:06 PM
Guys, I've got serious problem with my roommate. He works overseas in Asia like 350 days a year and expects me to take care of his two huge newfoundlands in exchange for free rent on a beach front house. How the fuck can I set this asshole straight?

Ask him to bring back some Asian ladyboys next time he returns home.