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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 09:06:05 PM

Title: Symbolism?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 09:06:05 PM

This is going to sound ridiculous at first, but let me know what you think.

I've been staring at this picture for a little while:

(http://i33.tinypic.com/6yjsk4.png)


The Fat Princess looks a lot like princess Peach, except 20+ years older. Fat over the success of many games she was part of over the years.  The Blue guys(Wii theme is blue) protects and feeds her to try and to keep Peach fat and hard to move. The want to keep her grounded so the non-games can reign supreme.

The hardcore nintendo fans(dressed in appropriate RED) and relentless attack the new nintendo regime to get their fair princess, their gaming, back from this new oppression.

And you play this epic battle out.........


on PS3.

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Sorry  :P

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Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: duckman2000 on July 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM

Take a trip to Alaska or something

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: Bocsius on July 18, 2008, 09:09:31 PM

Step away from the internet.

There's a good lad.

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 09:10:08 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on July 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM

Take a trip to Alaska or something

 :-\

It was meant to be a joke, really.

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: demi on July 18, 2008, 09:11:36 PM

Maybe you just like fat chicks.

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: cool breeze on July 18, 2008, 09:12:36 PM

I think there is a Fat Princess who needs saving, so multiple people are saving her, but since she is so fat they need to all lift her at once because she is a Fat Princess.

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: demi on July 18, 2008, 09:18:29 PM

And Fat chicks

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: Bildi on July 18, 2008, 09:21:10 PM

Dude...

She sure does look like a fat Peach though.  "Fat Peach" is a very sexual phrase.

Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2008, 09:23:09 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 18, 2008, 09:10:08 PM

It was meant to be a joke.

QFT

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Sounded funny at the time  :-[

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Title: Re: Symbolism?
Post by: Jabberwocky on July 19, 2008, 08:25:27 AM

Quote from: dcharlie on July 19, 2008, 08:07:02 AM

"Thank you, but our princess is the size of a castle... Just kidding...  (nt rly :( ) "

surely FAT PRINCESS is a way more fitting analogy for Sony?

Expecting the easy route to the top, the princess indulges in largess and self proclamation, leading to her squandering her youthful promise and turning away the usual suitors. In an attempt to rescue the ps3 princess, the foolish king (who still believes his daughter to be a thing of beauty unparalleled anywhere else) squanders all his resources to prop up this fat cow. As she is so fat and useless , it takes them years to carry her any significant distance and in the end she still gorges herself. Eventually everyone realises what a fat useless twat she is and goes for one of the alternatives.

I like the Nintendo analogy better.