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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2008, 10:03:37 PM

Title: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punch??
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2008, 10:03:37 PM

Amazing.  :lol

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/donkey_punch_the_movie_re_writes

[youtube=425,350]Pzoh5XvVVjE[/youtube]

I guess it's really my fault for not reading AVClub more, but still, I'd think more people would be talking about this. This sounds like the best high concept horror movie since Snakes on a Plane.

Title: Re: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punch??
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2008, 10:08:27 PM

i'll wait for DIRTY SANCHEZ

Title: Re: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punc
Post by: cool breeze on July 18, 2008, 10:11:31 PM

this is a real movie?  :o

Title: Re: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punc
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2008, 10:19:17 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 18, 2008, 10:08:27 PM

i'll wait for DIRTY SANCHEZ

That'll be the second sequel after Donkey Punch 2: The Tony Danzaing.

Title: Re: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punch??
Post by: Crushed on July 18, 2008, 10:24:48 PM

This sounds more like a concept for a comedy than a horror film.

"UH-OH, you killed her with a donkey punch! Time for some wacky adventures across the country until it turns out that she's alive at the end!"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Donkey Punch 3: Cleveland Steamer

"Oh God, I was aiming for her chest! I didn't mean for it to choke her!"

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Title: Re: Why didn't someone tell me they were making a movie based on The Donkey Punc
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 18, 2008, 10:25:40 PM

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Only one lonely critic quote ("The sexiest most shocking film of the year"--Empire) in the trailer? You can do better than that, Donkey Punch. Granted, I haven't actually seen the movie, but I have seen the trailer, so feel free to use any of the following quotes from this column in subsequent promotions:

"You won't believe Donkey Punch (the movie or the sexual act)!"--Onion AV Club

"It's the feel-smart-and-superior movie of the summer!"--Onion AV Club

"What? Ha ha ha ha ha!"--Onion AV Club

"You'll never think about Donkey Punching the same way again, unless you thought it was funny that people thought it was real, in which case your thoughts regarding Donkey Punching will remain the same!!!"--Onion AV Club

"Thankfully not a porn!"--Onion AV Club

 :lol