Buy a cat. Women will love you. Mostly 14 year old girls.:shh
Wasn't that a Bloodhound Gang song?Yeah :lol
But the saying has been around for a while. My dad used to say it when I was little.
:lol
A few weeks back, my Dad called me and I told him that my g/f was making me dinner. He told me to tell her "Hey, take a break and come sit on my face." Other than my Dad being a complete failure as a father, he kicks all sorts of ass.