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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Crushed on July 19, 2008, 04:51:23 PM

Title: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 19, 2008, 04:51:23 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/ddnkmg.jpg)

THAT'S OUR SEGA! (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: TVC15 on July 19, 2008, 04:54:01 PM
Well, even taking Sonic's recent quality problems into account, at least this won't be as bad as Twilight Princess.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: MCD on July 19, 2008, 04:56:19 PM
...

someone please put this poor thing out of it's misery
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Reb on July 19, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
Sword fighting 1:1?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 19, 2008, 04:57:52 PM
"Hey guys, this is fit for a KING and it's got a lot of HEART! J/k, but what could it be?"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"SONIC WITH A SWORD LOLZ"
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Well, even taking Sonic's recent quality problems into account, at least this won't be as bad as Twilight Princess.
It won't be as bad as TP's "non-dungeon" sections, which were an insult to the rest of the series.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 19, 2008, 04:59:31 PM
I thought this was Fire Emblem or Kingdom Hearts...why the fuck would NP tease this shit?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Oblivion on July 19, 2008, 05:00:35 PM
...

someone please put this poor thing out of it's misery

I agree, Sega needs to be taken out back and Old Yeller'd.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: demi on July 19, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
How does Nintendo's Teaser even correlate with "Sonic Swings a Sword"
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 19, 2008, 05:04:06 PM
How does Nintendo's Teaser even correlate with "Sonic Swings a Sword"

Uh, there was a sword (that didn't look like this one) sticking out of a blue circle.

Blue circle = the collective back of Sonic fans
Sword = this game
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: onsedatives on July 19, 2008, 05:07:00 PM
I don't blame them for taking advantage of the Ntards like that. First Castlevania Judgement, now Sonic. :lol

They aren't even lying either, these are new games being unveiled.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Enl on July 19, 2008, 05:08:19 PM
Jesus... fucking.. hell... Sega
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: demi on July 19, 2008, 05:10:06 PM
Looking at it again, yeah it makes sense... the blue hill is from the Sonic Adventure artwork
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: John Dunbar on July 19, 2008, 05:14:42 PM
"Awesome" should not appear in any sentence with a Sega game unless it's Shenmue. Fucking abortion of a company.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 19, 2008, 05:33:13 PM
Its par for the course, really.  For every good decision Sega makes, they must make some bad ones.

+signing Platinum Games
+subtitled Yakuza 2
+Samba De Amigo Wii (with fucking maracas!)
+Thunder Force VI.  Holy shit, there's a Thunder Force VI?!

-Sonic continues to be lame
-Iron Man and The Hulk suck, not really that surprising, but still.
-Nobody gives a damn about Olympic Games-game

Still, not an entirely bad batting average.  I can't stay mad at Sega when they do give me exactly what I want, even if it takes them a while.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2008, 05:33:39 PM
I am going to kill myself.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 19, 2008, 05:37:10 PM
Someone on GAF had a great idea, worthy of SEGA. Skies of Arcadia 2 should be Sonic & The Sky Pirates, and Shenmue 3 can be Sonic & The Search for Sailors. :bow2
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Grecco on July 19, 2008, 06:04:51 PM
I wonder if it will be a DMC clone, or better yet an Okami clone with Sonic.  :lol the impending lolz are indescribable.


Still this will most certainly be a better game than the Adventures of Dr. Sonic and Mister Werehog.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2008, 06:09:54 PM
Any scans?

will sonic be questing on the beach with his sword?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Darunia on July 19, 2008, 06:50:12 PM
so this was their exclusive  :lol

wii  :rofl
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 19, 2008, 07:22:37 PM
fucking wow
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: demi on July 19, 2008, 07:45:09 PM
Ghostbusters for DS? Do want... details would be nice
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Tucah on July 19, 2008, 07:47:38 PM
Holy shit :lol :lol :lol

:piss Sega :piss2

:piss NP :piss2
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Bildi on July 19, 2008, 09:22:26 PM
Sonic?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 19, 2008, 09:31:13 PM
I think the next game made needs to be a Sonic light gun shooter.  When you shoot at an enemy, basically you are shooting Sonic curled up.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 19, 2008, 11:25:05 PM
:PISS  nintendo & sega kissing in a tree :piss2

both companies need to die

or at least their fanbase
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: archie4208 on July 19, 2008, 11:35:33 PM
That sword looks FUCKING AWESOME.  Can't wait.  :drool
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: demi on July 19, 2008, 11:41:10 PM
Look at those realtime graphics... Wii is a beast
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Jabberwocky on July 19, 2008, 11:41:32 PM
Sonic and Wii are the bane of gaming.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 19, 2008, 11:47:00 PM
Are there any scans of the game itself and not just the cover?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 20, 2008, 12:23:47 AM
"Awesome" should not appear in any sentence with a Sega game unless it's Shenmue. Fucking abortion of a company.
... or Daytona USA.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Rman on July 20, 2008, 12:26:33 AM
Oh Lord.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2008, 12:46:28 AM
still better than shenmue
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 20, 2008, 12:48:10 AM
I fear to see what Shenmue 3 is going to look like from the new Sega.  Then again, the Ryu ga Gotoku games are awesome.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2008, 12:48:34 AM
if there is a god, there will never be a shenmue 3
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 20, 2008, 12:50:03 AM
still better than shenmue
Do you have images disabled?

It's Sonic. . . with a sword!

.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 20, 2008, 12:51:49 AM
I fear to see what Shenmue 3 is going to look like from the new Sega.  Then again, the Ryu ga Gotoku games are awesome.

Quote
Someone on GAF had a great idea, worthy of SEGA. ...Shenmue 3 can be Sonic & The Search for Sailors. :bow2

:bow Sega :bow2
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 20, 2008, 12:56:51 AM
if there is a god, there will never be a shenmue 3

You've been wrong before.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2008, 01:11:46 AM
Sonic May Cry?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Tabasco on July 20, 2008, 01:22:47 AM
I am going to kill myself.

(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010601h.gif)

We're leaving Himuro
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: tiesto on July 20, 2008, 01:34:19 AM
It'll probably be better than all these generic grey and brown colored FPSes that are coming out... oh who am I kidding, this is gonna suck anyways.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 20, 2008, 01:40:56 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog - Still Sucking Since 1991
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2008, 01:46:16 AM
Too bad it isn't Sonic and the Dark Knight.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: etiolate on July 20, 2008, 05:14:52 PM
I imagine this was originally another IP with another character, until someone up top decided to throw Sonic in for some assured sales.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2008, 02:31:05 AM
I imagine this was originally another IP with another character, until someone up top decided to throw Sonic in for some assured sales.

or maybe it was shenmue 3
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 11:34:18 AM
AWESOME

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SAN FRANCISCO & LONDON (July 21, 2008) –SEGA of Europe Ltd. and SEGA® of America, Inc. today announced Sonic™ and the Black Knight, an all-new Wii-exclusive adventure. Part of the storybook series of games that began with Sonic and the Secret Rings, this new title brings Sonic into the world of Arthurian legend and offers the worlds most infamous blue hedgehog the chance to become a knight. Using the unique Wii control system, this exciting game will take advantage of both the Wii Remote and the Nunchuk to offer an interactive experience that any Sonic fans will love.

Created by Sonic Team in Japan, this innovative game takes Sonic into a medieval world and arms him with a sword to aid in his effort to save the day. Sonic and the Black Knight will provide Sonic fans with an irresistible cast of characters and teach them all what it takes to be a true hero and the ultimate knight. With a series of missions taking place in stunning Arthurian-inspired locations, Sonic and the Black Knight promises to offer a fast-paced adventure that gamers of all ages will enjoy.

“After the success of Sonic and the Secret Rings we’re delighted to announce a second title in the Storybook Series,” said Gary Knight, European Marketing Director, SEGA Europe, “Following Sonic on his way to knighthood will excite players of all ages.”

Sonic and the Black Knight, exclusively for the Wii, will be out in Spring 2009.


http://www.sega.com/games/?t=EnglishUSA&g=490

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Sonic returns to the Wii™ on a wild ride through a storybook world of Arthurian legend in his all-new adventure, Sonic and the Black Knight™. Designed exclusively for the Wii, Sonic and the Black Knight brings a new twist to Sonic gameplay by combining Sonic’s legendary speed with frenetic swordplay action that makes full use of the unique Wii control system.

In this strange, enchanted medieval world, Sonic wields a sword in his effort to save the day. Encountering many friends and foes along the way, Sonic shows them what it takes to be a true hero and the ultimate knight. Master the sword and unravel the mystery behind this intriguing adventure…

OH BOY
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 21, 2008, 11:38:59 AM
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Sonic returns to the Wii™ on a wild ride through a storybook world of Arthurian legend in his all-new adventure, Sonic and the Black Knight™. Designed exclusively for the Wii, Sonic and the Black Knight brings a new twist to Sonic gameplay by combining Sonic’s legendary speed with frenetic swordplay action that makes full use of the unique Wii control system.

In this strange, enchanted medieval world, Sonic wields a sword in his effort to save the day. Encountering many friends and foes along the way, Sonic shows them what it takes to be a true hero and the ultimate knight. Master the sword and unravel the mystery behind this intriguing adventure…

It sounds definitively Japanese.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 11:40:34 AM
I wonder what incredible song they'll make us listen to in the menus this time.


NO SUCH THING AS FATE FOR THOSE WHO SLIIIIIIIIICE
FAST OUTTA TIME ABJJAJSJSJJAJ YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME
A BIG SWORD IN HAND, THROUGH SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOME,
A BIG SWORD IN HAND, RUNNING THROUGH FORESTS SOMETHING SOMETHING
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 21, 2008, 11:56:06 AM
Quote
irresistible cast of characters

DO NOT WANT
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 10:02:13 PM
FINALLY, scans and info.

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- "This time, a sorceress named Merlina summons Sonic to the mythical realm of King Arthur, but it seems the fabled monarch has somehow been corrupted and now rules the land as the tyranical Black Knight."

- Uses a similar storybook device as Sonic and the Secret Rings

- "As Sonic runs along, a simple flick of the Wii remote will execute a basic slash, which is enough to dispatch most low-level grunts."

- "More advanced swordplay consists of the ability to thrust, parry, and even pull off a buzz-saw maneuver midjump."

- "During out demo, we saw the hedgehog leap from a high precipice, then thrust the blade into a wall to slow his decent, sparks flying impressivly as steel cut through brick."

- "Combat is integrated in such a way that most of the time you can slice through any who stand in your path without even slowing down."

- "Sonic is controlled with the Control Stick."

- "Our hero begins his quest as a mere knave. Only by becoming a full-fledged knight will he have any hope of defeating King Arthur."

- "his sword, a talking blade named Calibur, serves as a mentor."

- "At the end of each stage, the game tallies your good and not-so-good deeds and updates your rank accordingly."

- "Sonic can aquire everything from gauntlets to magical tomes to new swords, and when equipped, each article bestows him with a unique benefit."

- "On the audio side, veteran composer Jen Senoue is taking a smiliar approach, injecting familiar Sonic themes with a Celtic flavor."

- "Each stage has multiple branching paths and searching for townsfolk and treasure chests provides an element of exploration that recalls Sonic's early Genesis days."

- "The camera will occasionally pan to a side-scrolling perspective for a quick dose of classic 2-D action."

- "And there will be no dinosaur eggs!"

- "Just as they subbed in for such characters as Ali Baba and Aladdin in Sonic and the Secret Rings, a number of familiar faces will assume Arthurian personas in SBK."

- "This time, however, some of Sonic's friends will be playable. Each hero will boast unique abilities, and though the team isn't ready to divulge the full cast just yet, we do know the identities of two playable comrades: Knuckles, who brandishes two swords at once, and Shadow."

- "a new special guage will bestow him with similarly impressive powers. The meter fills gradually whenever Sonic vanquishes an enemy or snags a purple elemental, and when it reaches a certain point you can unleash a powerful combination attack capable of tearing through multiple foes in quick succession. You simply press the B button to lock onto the nearest enemy, flick the remote to strike him down, then press B again to move onto the next unfortunate soul. If you chain together enough smitings before the guage is depleted, Sonic will receive a speed burst at the end of the string."

- "the team behind Sonic and the Black Knight is keenly aware of the franchise's past missteps, and their enthusiasm for doing right by the series is infectious."

(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_2_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_3_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_4_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_5_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_6_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_7_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_8_big.jpg)
(http://www.gamekyo.com/Webmasters/Images/72891520080722_032646_9_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: demi on July 21, 2008, 10:03:29 PM
Looks good for a Dreamcast game
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: MCD on July 21, 2008, 10:04:44 PM
that some zelda killer for sure!
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 21, 2008, 10:05:47 PM
what in the goddamned hell

does the hedgehog fuck a human in this one
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 21, 2008, 10:06:58 PM
Quote
- "the team behind Sonic and the Black Knight is keenly aware of the franchise's past missteps, and their enthusiasm for doing right by the series is infectious."

Pull the other one.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 21, 2008, 10:08:51 PM
This is so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 10:12:46 PM
I bet Shadow rides a horse and shoots a crossbow, shaped like a pistol.

EDIT: more pics

(http://i38.tinypic.com/25k0cc7.jpg)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/28a6x5x.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/8w0eix.jpg)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2a7anmw.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2n07nyr.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ewnubp.jpg)
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 21, 2008, 10:19:59 PM
A talking sword?

swell.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Enl on July 21, 2008, 10:20:42 PM

- "Each stage has multiple branching paths and searching for townsfolk and treasure chests provides an element of exploration that recalls Sonic's early Genesis days."


I totally remember Sonic doing that back in his 2d days! I'm glad Sega remembered too!
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 21, 2008, 10:22:26 PM

- "Each stage has multiple branching paths and searching for townsfolk and treasure chests provides an element of exploration that recalls Sonic's early Genesis days."


I totally remember Sonic doing that back in his 2d days! I'm glad Sega remembered too!

Don't forget the days of your youth spent searching the castles of medieval Britannia on the ol' Genesis!

EDIT: I hope that if you smite enough innocent townsfolk, you'll turn into the Wolf-hog; another throwback to the days of classic Sonic.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: drohne on July 21, 2008, 10:36:26 PM
its setting is less discordant than too human's. and the combat is going to be better.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: MCD on July 21, 2008, 10:38:38 PM
at least the story will be better than mgs4.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Grecco on July 21, 2008, 10:47:38 PM
It sounds absolutely awfull, and makes no sense seing as how Sonic unleashed borows heavely from Sonic ATSR anyways. Moronic.  Betcha theres Girl on Hedgehog action in this one. Merlina?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 22, 2008, 07:48:46 AM
Looks incredible. Will buy.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Herr Mafflard on July 22, 2008, 08:05:48 AM
Legend of Zelda: Sonic's Awakening.   

Who's idea was it to give Sonic a sword? What was so wrong with the jump attack that they had to give him a sword? 

Le Sigh...
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 22, 2008, 10:03:41 AM
It will be more fun than Twilight Princess.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 22, 2008, 10:22:25 PM
(http://www.castle-vidcons.com/comics/2008/07/cv0048.jpg)

This guy is awesome.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: tiesto on July 22, 2008, 10:27:21 PM
I was expecting a LOT worse, graphically... it looks a lot like a cleaner version of TP if you ask me. Whole concept should've been aborted from the get-go though.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2008, 10:27:51 PM
Let's see:

- looks like SHIT, that's Wii level of visuals - low poly shit everywhere, low-res textures and no lighting whatsoever


fix'd
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2008, 10:29:24 PM
Quote
- "his sword, a talking blade named Calibur, serves as a mentor."

i suspect this game will culminate in an epic shodown
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 22, 2008, 10:33:31 PM
also bestiality
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: drohne on July 23, 2008, 12:41:53 AM
can we please keep that castle vidcons garbage on gaf
 
next you'll be posting hilarious animated gifs that replace people's heads with game consoles in order to dramatize the latest npd developments
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: bachikarn on July 23, 2008, 09:45:54 AM
How does this even play? Is it just like Secret Rings but you get to slice things as you are running?
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 25, 2008, 11:23:00 PM
castle vidcons is like the least funny thing since godmode, please do not bring it here
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 11:29:30 PM
yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:33:19 PM
godmode was actually so bad it was good imo, cartoon above was v.unfunny.

And this game looks amazing, will rent
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:33:43 PM
Last boss unveiled:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Black_knight_ver2.jpg/405px-Black_knight_ver2.jpg)

fucking good film that one
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:35:28 PM
yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger

ummm, I dont think prole/me/us (EB) hate things beacuse theyre simply popular, it usually has something to do with shit really sucking, bad
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 25, 2008, 11:40:09 PM
yeah i hate popular things too it makes my penis bigger

pretty sure it's not popular outside of a select cabal of mouthbreathing interweb ninfatties

it's ugly; it's awkward; and it worst of all it's utterly pointless
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: drohne on July 25, 2008, 11:42:16 PM
anthromorphized consoles playacting the events of the game industry is just NOT FUCKING FUNNY

plus it routinely gets its verb conjugations wrong, and its author has the handwriting of a teenaged animal-torturer
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 25, 2008, 11:44:08 PM
literalizing the events of the game industry is just NOT FUCKING FUNNY


even worse, it aggrandizes them by adding a python-esque fantasy setting all the while remaining wholly literal

it's a fat kid's wet dream badly penned and passed around the special ed class
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 11:47:19 PM
yeah but it's funny (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-haw.gif)
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 25, 2008, 11:52:00 PM
you're also 19 and possibly mildly distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 11:53:44 PM
And you're a crotchety old man!  :maf
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 25, 2008, 11:58:25 PM
The comic isn't THAT horrible.  I think I saw one that made me smile a bit.  The one posted in this thread is quite bad.  Most of them are actually quite bad.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 26, 2008, 12:46:41 AM
people with consumer electronics for heads are inherently funny.  you're probably just closet Hindu fundamentalists who find it very offensive that he depicts a holy deity as a motorcycle being ridden by a videogame console
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: tiesto on July 26, 2008, 10:24:11 AM
The Shiva motorcycle one was pretty funny, the rest are just boring.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: cool breeze on July 26, 2008, 10:48:31 AM
I didn't like the Shiva motorcycle one.  I think the best (and maybe only good one, I only saw the ones posted on gaf) is the Banjo Nuts and Bolts one.
Title: Re: Awesome new Sonic game for Wii
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 26, 2008, 01:25:48 PM
Wow, what a horrible comic.

(http://www.castle-vidcons.com/comics/2008/06/cv0026.jpg)

 :-X