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Title: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Billy Rygar on July 20, 2008, 03:47:59 AM

 ???

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 20, 2008, 03:49:46 AM

voted no, not sure if I like the idea of the batmobile with spinnaz

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: TVC15 on July 20, 2008, 03:50:03 AM

He would get emo about entitlements rather than the murder of his parents.  That's an improvement at this point.

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2008, 03:51:42 AM

Yes assuming Denzel Washington played him channeling his Training Day character for Batman and his pre-religiofag Malcolm X character as Wayne

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Narag on July 20, 2008, 03:52:30 AM

You'd end up with Nighthawk.
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/67/a/AAAAAnosy2YAAAAAAGeouQ.jpg)

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2008, 03:54:51 AM

Imagine the "kiss my foot" scene spliced into Batman, only with Alfred kissing Denzel's foot instead of a white girl

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Reb on July 20, 2008, 04:05:49 AM

A wise man once told me to always bet on black, so yes.

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Oblivion on July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM

Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 20, 2008, 11:56:25 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM

Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.

:lol

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 20, 2008, 11:59:30 AM

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Hmmmm...

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: APF on July 20, 2008, 12:09:55 PM

Batmobile > Batwhip

Batarang > Batchains

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Actually looking at that it's weird for a subculture with a history of enslavement to be obsessed with whips and chains...

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Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 20, 2008, 12:12:01 PM

We all saw steel. So the answer is no.

(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/oscaralonso/shaq-steel1_11423831411.jpg)

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: xnikki118x on July 20, 2008, 02:19:02 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on July 20, 2008, 04:07:41 AM

Probably not. He'd turn Wayne Tech Enterprises into a record label or something, and television thefts in Gotham City would increase by 60%.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: E-DuB on July 20, 2008, 03:38:50 PM

Only, ONLY if it's Sam Jackson

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 20, 2008, 03:40:40 PM

Commissioner Gordon would catch him ridin' dirty.

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: Eric P on July 20, 2008, 10:52:01 PM

Quote from: Narag on July 20, 2008, 03:52:30 AM

You'd end up with Nighthawk.
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/67/a/AAAAAnosy2YAAAAAAGeouQ.jpg)

<3

Title: Re: would batman be better if bruce wayne were black?
Post by: cool breeze on July 20, 2008, 10:58:21 PM

Isn't there a Batman story where he is homeless and Alfred is a black mechanic?