THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Fragamemnon on July 21, 2008, 03:01:13 PM
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http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-empire.jsp?id=YurikoOmega
So the Empire of the Rising Sun gets gundams and psychic schoolgirls in trouble:
(http://images.ea.com/games/redalert3/Units/Yuriko/RA3_Yuriko1.jpg)
It may be no accident that Yuriko was encountered on her own, for there is reason to believe she is feared even among the Rising Sun's own forces. From a certain perspective, this is hardly a surprise, for one seemingly so young and yet so powerful as she must surely have experienced incredible psychological or even physical trauma during the course of her development. Make no mistake, however: Any pity would almost certainly be lost on Yuriko Omega, who--or rather, which--is the closest this world has yet seen to a living weapon.
Extreme caution is advised when engaging Yuriko Omega, or anyone resembling her. Look for evidence of psychic ability such as levitation, telekinesis, mind-reading, ESP, psychokinetic burst, etc.
:lol EA LA is pulling out all the stops. This game keeps getting crazier.
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haha good ol RA
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Hmm Russia and Crush or Japan and Schoolgirls and Mechs. Decicions decicions.
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The video in the link is great, she kills a bunch of soviets by apparently projecting the powers of JAPPY NATIONALISM into coherent beans of psychic energy.
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This is so awesome.
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SC 1.5 you mean
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http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-soviets.jsp?id=Kirov_Airship
Im all about the classics
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http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-soviets.jsp?id=Sickle (http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-soviets.jsp?id=Sickle)
Apparently Howl's Moving Castle joined the Soviet forces. :lol
:bow Red Alert :bow2
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So much awesome :bow
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I couldn't help but notice that the Watchmen trailer has a dramatic shot of the Owlship as a FLYING SUBMARINE
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Blown away :bow
:yuck SC2 :yuck
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stop being so mean to SC2. you're all going to play it, and you know it.
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Ill buy it, doesnt mean ill play it
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Ill buy it, doesnt mean ill play it
:lol
:maf
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RA3 just keep getting better and better!
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goty
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I have this feeling that this game won't sell very well in Japan.
I'll take two, then. :D
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armored war bears, flying submarines, transforming mechs, japanese school girls, what else could you possibly ask for in an rts?
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if they implement a tentacle rape monster as an uberunit, i will declare this GAME OF THE FOREVER-EVER
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if they implement a tentacle rape monster as an uberunit, i will declare this GAME OF THE FOREVER-EVER
oh god has anyone written a Cthulhu / Japanese schoolgirl crossover yet? that is the best idea ever
should I call it The Thrall of Cthulhu or The Necronomi-kun
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that would be a FUCK AWESOME crossover idea. psychic children versus the elder gods GO GO GO
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The In-Mouth Cycle
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that would be a FUCK AWESOME crossover idea. psychic children versus the elder gods GO GO GO
I kind of want to write this but the problem is balancing the crazy, anything goes, over-the-top tone of Akira with the lurking horror of Lovecraft. If I can figure out how to resolve this I may get started.
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start with earthquakes and ill-fated japanese investigation into the paranormal. end with yog-sothoth's rape machines far below the earth's crust! make the protagonist a crazy suicidal nichiren nationalist for maximum tvc fanservice
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start with earthquakes and ill-fated japanese investigation into the paranormal. end with yog-sothoth's rape machines far below the earth's crust! make the protagonist a crazy suicidal nichiren nationalist for maximum tvc fanservice
okay, so psychic Japanese schoolchildren vs. Cthulhu is a good idea for a story
but brainwashed right-wing psychic Japanese schoolchildren facing off against Cthulhu in an alternate history 1950s where Japan won the war...is the BEST idea. seriously, this idea is too awesome.
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The paranormal investigation should involve a zombie apocalypse spreading across the Japanese countryside and encroaching on the cities.
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Japanese teams wish they could make something halfway so awesome
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Japanese teams wish they could make something halfway so awesome
unfortunately, they don't
they wish they could remake Gundam 00
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The Yobidashi* of Cthulhu
*you can do the rest
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Japanese teams wish they could make something halfway so awesome
lol
:bow western developers, superior teams, superior innovative ideas
even beating them at their own games!
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if they implement a tentacle rape monster as an uberunit, i will declare this GAME OF THE FOREVER-EVER
oh god has anyone written a Cthulhu / Japanese schoolgirl crossover yet? that is the best idea ever
should I call it The Thrall of Cthulhu or The Necronomi-kun
The Keikaku of Chthulu
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fuck i love red alert