THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mojovonio on July 22, 2008, 04:40:41 PM

Title: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: mojovonio on July 22, 2008, 04:40:41 PM
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HUG IT OUT BITCH
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2008, 04:42:09 PM
fuck it, xfags and sfags.  calm the hell down, both of you.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 22, 2008, 04:43:33 PM
I was just having fun :p

I don't use _fag
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 22, 2008, 04:43:44 PM
:rofl
Title: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Crushed on July 22, 2008, 04:43:55 PM
SITTIN' IN A TREE

F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: cool breeze on July 22, 2008, 04:46:02 PM
Who is the alpha Nintendo fan here? The leaders of each console wankery should have an orgy or something to make peace.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 22, 2008, 04:52:20 PM
Who is the alpha Nintendo fan here? The leaders of each console wankery should have an orgy or something to make peace.

Joe Molotov? Or maybe BrandNew.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 22, 2008, 04:53:58 PM
BrandNew or Crushed
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Post by: duckman2000 on July 22, 2008, 04:55:27 PM
Who is the alpha Nintendo fan here? The leaders of each console wankery should have an orgy or something to make peace.

Nintendorks tend to favor sticking to groups of like-minded. I don't particularly like, nor can I relate to, typical Sonytards, so I'm on my own.  :violin
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Oblivion on July 22, 2008, 04:57:17 PM
Viscen is awesome. You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me, homey! :punch :punch
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: duckman2000 on July 22, 2008, 05:01:06 PM
Viscen is awesome. You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me, homey! :punch :punch

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Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 22, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
AA is sooo kewl
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Post by: JustinP on July 22, 2008, 06:53:15 PM
 :interracial
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2008, 07:10:20 PM
alpha dogs:

nfags: joe molotov
sfags: dyfb
xfags: :bow dcharlie :bow2 xfag emperor
pc gentlemen: fragamemnon, with smooth groove as veep
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 22, 2008, 07:14:49 PM
What I love about the the pc connoisseur is that hes usually above the console faggotry. Fragamemnon! :bow

Oh and the XFag emperor pwns you all
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 22, 2008, 07:40:55 PM
once again, the PC guard is above and beyond mere limitations of the console triviality
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Brehvolution on July 22, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
The need to be part of a community > the need to feel above it.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on July 22, 2008, 08:18:01 PM
What I love about the the pc connoisseur is that hes usually above the console faggotry. Fragamemnon! :bow

pc gaming is something that you get into on your own, a completely opt-in experience that doesn't really compete with the console platforms. Because of that, direct platform advocacy is trumped by actual enthusiasm for the games.

When you talk about how cool a game like Children of the Nile is because of its attention to the socioeconomics of the period, or discuss the mechanics involved in forming a proper counter to a 5 Panzer Grenadier PE start as the Americans in  Company of Heroes, a lot of people will just sort of gloss over it and think "meh, not for me". Then there is always one or two people that see that sort of talk as interesting and check out the game's demo or pirate it (no, I don't mind it when people pirate stuff. The dude that pirates a game because he wants to play it now is the dude that goes on to buy stuff later when their conscience and wallet catch up with them).
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: cool breeze on July 22, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
You're a pretty cool guy.  I like you.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Oblivion on July 22, 2008, 08:27:13 PM
I like Frag too, but he partakes in the platform warz just as much as anyone else (well, okay, maybe less than some here, but still).
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Post by: MCD on July 22, 2008, 08:28:25 PM
fuck off oblivion.

frag is the pc emperor, he is allowed to troll freely.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on July 22, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
I like Frag too, but he partakes in the platform warz just as much as anyone else (well, okay, maybe less than some here, but still).

yeah I'm not above it, I just don't try to drag the PC into it as it's pretty pointless.

I do give nintendo a rough time because I'd like to see that company and its shit eating hardcore fanbase scoured from the face of the earth.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 22, 2008, 08:31:25 PM
oblivion owned.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: y2kev on July 22, 2008, 08:37:14 PM
I like Frag too, but he partakes in the platform warz just as much as anyone else (well, okay, maybe less than some here, but still).

yeah I'm not above it, I just don't try to drag the PC into it as it's pretty pointless.

I do give nintendo a rough time because I'd like to see that company and its shit eating hardcore fanbase scoured from the face of the earth.

dear god i love frag  :lol
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2008, 09:05:04 PM
it's the nostalgia, hypocrisy, and cognitive dissonance that make ninthings such appealing targets
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: cool breeze on July 22, 2008, 09:10:53 PM
I can't bring myself to completely hate Nintendo.  The few good games they make, and I don't mean few good games they put out, because Battalion Wars Wii is shit, but the games like Mario Galaxy and Twilight Princess, things like that just make me wish they would put out more of those games on a constant stream.  I actually kind of want them to drop out of the console business and focus on portable gaming and third party games for the PS3/360/PC.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2008, 09:13:32 PM
oh, i dig much of nintendo's traditional fare. i simply enjoy exposing the fluid hypocrisy of their fans.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 22, 2008, 09:17:52 PM
Nintendo is a massive embarassment right now, even my girlfriend is ashamed of her Wii
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2008, 01:55:59 AM
Nintendo is a massive embarassment right now, even my girlfriend is ashamed of her Wii

She wasn't ashamed when I showed her my Wii last night. She Boomed my Blox all night long while I whispered NPD numbers in her ear.  :-*
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Bildi on July 23, 2008, 01:56:58 AM
We don't seem to have many (any?) ninthings here.  We have people who like Nintendo but real ninthings (just like xfags, sfags and pcfags or whatever you call them) are in another league altogether.
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 23, 2008, 01:59:04 AM
I can't bring myself to completely hate Nintendo.  The few good games they make, and I don't mean few good games they put out, because Battalion Wars Wii is shit, but the games like Mario Galaxy and Twilight Princess, things like that just make me wish they would put out more of those games on a constant stream.  I actually kind of want them to drop out of the console business and focus on portable gaming and third party games for the PS3/360/PC.
i can really get behind that

oh alas
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: The Sceneman on July 23, 2008, 02:04:41 AM
BrandNew for sure.

hes pretty high up there but etoilate is pretty into Nintendo.... borys is a bit of an nfag (liked Twilight Princess)

yeah basically If you like any Zelda game other than Wind Waker you are confirmed wild N-homo
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Oblivion on July 23, 2008, 02:15:14 AM
We don't seem to have many (any?) ninthings here.  We have people who like Nintendo but real ninthings (just like xfags, sfags and pcfags or whatever you call them) are in another league altogether.

I'm pretty bad, I thought.  :'(
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: cool breeze on July 23, 2008, 02:48:19 AM
Every time I read a Wii thread on gaf I need to run back here before I go crazy.  The Wii crazies are bonkers.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 23, 2008, 02:52:58 AM
I knew Ntards were crazy when a bunch of them tried to convince others on USENET that the N64 controller had the best FPS controls ever, for PC or console. 
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: The Sceneman on July 23, 2008, 03:11:13 AM
I mentioned you, read my post
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 23, 2008, 03:47:09 AM
BrandNew for sure.

hes pretty high up there but etoilate is pretty into Nintendo.... borys is a bit of an nfag (liked Twilight Princess)

yeah basically If you like any Zelda game other than Wind Waker you are confirmed wild N-homo
hey i liked TP

the only redeeming quality about WW is the cel shading.  the character designs [i.e. powerpuff girls!!!] sucked tremendous dick
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2008, 04:14:10 AM
I knew Ntards were crazy when a bunch of them tried to convince others on USENET that the N64 controller had the best FPS controls ever, for PC or console. 

I liked the N64 controller back in 1996 and played a lot of Goldeneye and Quake 2 with it, but I'd never try to convince anyone it was better than Mouse/Keyboard. Mouse and Keyboard trumps all for FPSes.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2008, 04:19:29 AM
Quote
GameCube controller is the best controller

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2008, 04:21:23 AM
I'll probably be the only one, but I'll agree with you on that. The Gamecube controller, especially the Wavebird, was very nice. All the main buttons were situated right around your thumb, and the design was very ergonomical.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 23, 2008, 04:22:59 AM
GameCube controller: good mold and grip, shit everything else. Whoever designed it was on a bad acid trip.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2008, 04:24:30 AM
yeah, the button layout is just, laughable.

big green button, small red button, some buttons on the side, small yellow analog, small dpad, triggers that break your fingers and a z button placed for lulz.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2008, 04:29:15 AM
try the 360 controller, it's pure sex with the exception of the dpad.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 23, 2008, 05:27:44 AM
The 360 controller would have been my favorite controller ever if it weren't for the d-pad.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2008, 06:07:33 AM
DS3 triggers :lol

and :bow xfag rajah Mr Singh :bow2
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: MCD on July 23, 2008, 06:33:24 AM
 :omg
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 23, 2008, 07:13:36 AM
What about me guys :-* :-* :-* ?

Since Frag's the PC gaming President and I'm the VP, I guess that makes you the Secretary of Defense.  PC gamers are counting on you in the war on console faggotry. 
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: cool breeze on July 23, 2008, 10:27:40 AM
Gamecube controller is actually very interesting to me.  I wouldn't say I like it the best or anything, but the button layout is a bit smart if you don't think about it in the traditional way.  The main "A" action button is always in the center, and from this main button you can be pressing any other button at the same time without every lifting off the button.
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Post by: tiesto on July 23, 2008, 10:47:33 AM
I think the GC controller is really comfortable to hold (certainly more than the DualShock), but the D-pad is crap, and I hate the button sizes, not to mention the "clicking" of the triggers is pointless and the Z button is awkwardly placed. 360 is easily the best controller for 3D games but sucks ass for 2D, due to the awful dpad. Fix the dpad and the 360 contoller would be incredible.
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: Crushed on July 23, 2008, 11:20:06 AM
The only things really "wrong" with the GC controller, IMO, were the tiny original GBA D-Pad, the bizarre Z button, and maybe the C "nub."
Title: Re: ADMIRAL AND DYFB
Post by: hyp on July 23, 2008, 01:03:33 PM
i'd say smooth groove is an honorary xfag.