THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Borys on July 23, 2008, 06:22:10 AM
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F-Zero GX is the f-zero for the forever tohugh, good luck doing everything in that game. Awesome game
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F-Zero, Zelda, Mario, Pikmin, Metroid, Mario Kart, Smash Bros.
Rinse and repeat....over and over and over again.
How about something completely new?
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F-Zero, Zelda, Mario, Pikmin, Metroid, Mario Kart, Smash Bros.
Rinse and repeat....over and over and over again.
How about something completely new?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8PzU01nLvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYyLjdSt9w
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THAT LOOKS SOOOO ZANY!!!!! LOLOLOL LOL LOOL LEWLLLZZZZ
i invented "wacky jappy" to express my contempt for such games as "captain rainbow"
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say it with me now
LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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let's not
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F-Zero, Zelda, Mario, Pikmin, Metroid, Mario Kart, Smash Bros.
Rinse and repeat....over and over and over again.
How about something completely new?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8PzU01nLvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYyLjdSt9w
Why they weren't headlining this game at E3 I will never know
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Nintendo fans are hilarious.
They talk about wanting new games and how the Wii will have all these incredible new experiences, yet they complain more than anyone else about not having a new version of "Tired old franchise X". And when something new comes along, they proclaim that "this isn't possible on other consoles, thank god for Nintendo". Yet when new games come out no, one buys them since they're all waiting for the same first party bullshit, then they complain that no one buys third party titles and they get no support.
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If Nin-fans want new F-Zero games, they should try fucking buying them when they come out.
Clearly, if every Ninthing on GAF bought F-zero GX, we wouldn't be having this issue today. Clearly.
Also, Captain Rainbow is probably the gayest video game title ever.
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Also, Captain Rainbow is probably the gayest video game title ever.
How can it be gay? Birdo is your lady(boy)friend! :-*
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Please forgive my lack of Japanese knowledge, but why do people say Iwata-san and Kutaragi-san on videogame forums? Isn't that some honorific, roughly the same as "Mr. Iwata"? I mean no one goes around calling Will Wright "Mr. Wright", or Gabe Newell "Mr. Newell" on message boards.
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Because they want to fit in.
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THAT LOOKS SOOOO ZANY!!!!! LOLOLOL LOL LOOL LEWLLLZZZZ
i invented "wacky jappy" to express my contempt for such games as "captain rainbow"
It's by Skip, so it should be pretty good.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8PzU01nLvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYyLjdSt9w
I'm getting too old for this shit.
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Nintendo fans are hilarious.
They talk about wanting new games and how the Wii will have all these incredible new experiences, yet they complain more than anyone else about not having a new version of "Tired old franchise X". And when something new comes along, they proclaim that "this isn't possible on other consoles, thank god for Nintendo". Yet when new games come out no, one buys them since they're all waiting for the same first party bullshit, then they complain that no one buys third party titles and they get no support.
Well, congrats. You got your shitty new IP. Who needs great games like a real Mario or Zelda, when you can have some new original idea, like Captain Rainbow and Wii Music. And let's also ignore whether they'll even be good or not, afterall they're original at least!
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THAT LOOKS SOOOO ZANY!!!!! LOLOLOL LOL LOOL LEWLLLZZZZ
i invented "wacky jappy" to express my contempt for such games as "captain rainbow"
It's by Skip, so it should be pretty good.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOOK AT THAT GAME AND SAY "IT SHOULD BE PRETTY GOOD!" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THAT LOOKS SOOOO ZANY!!!!! LOLOLOL LOL LOOL LEWLLLZZZZ
i invented "wacky jappy" to express my contempt for such games as "captain rainbow"
It's by Skip, so it should be pretty good.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOOK AT THAT GAME AND SAY "IT SHOULD BE PRETTY GOOD!" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what looks bad about it
are you just insecure about bright colors
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that captain rainbow game looks like some awful late 90s era CD-ROM game that was included inside a children's breakfast cereal
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that captain rainbow game looks like some awful late 90s era CD-ROM game that was included inside a children's breakfast cereal
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:'( hating videogames because they look fun and happy :'(
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there's "fun and happy" and then there's "fuckall fanservice distinguished mentally-challenged"
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As for Iwata, I'm suprised (haha NOT) that no one is making the connection between a lack of hardcore games at E3 on nintendo's part and the company's overall development pipeline. Yeah, there may not be another Mario, or Zelda ready to show, but there wasn't anything there at all. How can one of gaming's most profitable companies with the clear "winner" in the current gen console war not have anything at all when their competitors have half a dozen new games each?
simple, thier internal pipeline for hardcore games is barely there.
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:'( hating videogames because they look fun and happy :'(
Go jump to conclusions off a skyscraper, wii apologist. I wasn't referring to the color palette, but the inanity of the presented gameplay (which looked like the back of the cereal box puzzle level of complexity) and the overwhelmingly nauseating focus on second and third tier mascot characters-the blue diamonds and purple horseshoes of the nintendo-themed Lucky Charms.
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argh i want guns and steroids
:'(
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Yeah, Captian Rainbow looks pretty gay and gay
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argh i want games for autistic elementary kids
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I'm not sure autistic elementary school kids could handle a complicated issue like transgender dinosaurs.
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argh i want guns and steroids
:'(
Hey Crushed-this is the second time in two posts you've put words in my mouth. Stop it. The concept shown in the videos looked completely inane-no substance at all, the few gameplay elements that are there seem little more than 'walk here, hit the big button'-and seemed go right for the obscure-loving, throbbing nostalgia monster inside every super hardcore nintendo fan, hitting the same emotions that cause a seven year old to beg his mom at the supermarket for a sugary cereal because it has a toy he wants inside.
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What has Skip even done to elicit this hivemind jerkoff session?
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argh i want guns and steroids
:'(
Hey Crushed-this is the second time in two posts you've put words in my mouth. Stop it. The concept shown in the videos looked completely inane-no substance at all, the few gameplay elements that are there seem little more than 'walk here, hit the big button'-and seemed go right for the obscure-loving, throbbing nostalgia monster inside every super hardcore nintendo fan, hitting the same emotions that cause a seven year old to beg his mom at the supermarket for a sugary cereal because it has a toy he wants inside.
Dude calm down, I'm just joking around. 99% chance I won't even play this game.
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I'm not sure autistic elementary school kids could handle a complicated issue like transgender dinosaurs.
they write FANFICS about them on deviant art, i'm sure they can handle a few sloppy fanservice moments
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What has Skip even done to elicit this hivemind jerkoff session?
the combination of animu 'quirkiness' and nintendo consoles just makes certain people lose bowel control. they have to occur in combination -- the qualitatively identical quirkiness of a random simple 2000 game won't do. it's like an obscure sexual fetish...silk stockings do nothing for them, but SILK STOCKINGS ON A PORTLY GERMAN WOMAN WELL WELL
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[edit] Game Boy Advance
[edit] bit Generations series
Boundish
Coloris
Dialhex
Dotstream
Orbital
Soundvoyager
[edit] Nintendo DS
Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
LOL
[edit] Nintendo GameCube
Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure!
GiFTPiA
[edit] Wii
Captain Rainbow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip,_Ltd.
This is what they made? Be for real... this game is gonna be a turd squat from Japan's bleached asshole
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What has Skip even done to elicit this hivemind jerkoff session?
SILK STOCKINGS ON A PORTLY GERMAN WOMAN WELL WELL
oh my god, how did you meet my parents' real estate agent
petra, who invites herself to christmas every year, and gets absolutely fuck wasted. last year she came upstairs to play rock band and absolutely SCREAMED through Wanted Dead or Alive before collapsing on the futon.
poor futon
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[edit] Game Boy Advance
[edit] bit Generations series
Boundish
Coloris
Dialhex
Dotstream
Orbital
Soundvoyager
[edit] Nintendo DS
Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
LOL
[edit] Nintendo GameCube
Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure!
GiFTPiA
[edit] Wii
Captain Rainbow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip,_Ltd.
This is what they made? Be for real... this game is gonna be a turd squat from Japan's bleached asshole
Some of the bit generations games were good.
But besides that it's a bunch of otaku bullshit no one likes. WOW GIFTPIA
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Frag you're awesome but you might wanna get a sense of humor. it's just a forum
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[edit] Game Boy Advance
[edit] bit Generations series
Boundish
Coloris
Dialhex
Dotstream
Orbital
Soundvoyager
[edit] Nintendo DS
Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
LOL
[edit] Nintendo GameCube
Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure!
GiFTPiA
[edit] Wii
Captain Rainbow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip,_Ltd.
This is what they made? Be for real... this game is gonna be a turd squat from Japan's bleached asshole
Some of the bit generations games were good.
But besides that it's a bunch of otaku bullshit no one likes. WOW GIFTPIA
Lack of Love (LOL) on Dreamcast is pretty fucking awesome, that was Skip I think? I haven't seen anything on this game yet, the way it's making typical N-haters complain means it's probably not gonna be something I'd play, but still hilarious to have around. People who complain about Nintendo's new direction nonstop are just as bad, if not worse, than the 7 year olds who bitch because their parents won't buy them the Lucky Charms cereal with the plastic toy leprechaun inside. To use that car analogy again, it'd be like a professional racer complaining about Kia not making any cars for them.
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[edit] Game Boy Advance
[edit] bit Generations series
Boundish
Coloris
Dialhex
Dotstream
Orbital
Soundvoyager
[edit] Nintendo DS
Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
LOL
[edit] Nintendo GameCube
Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure!
GiFTPiA
[edit] Wii
Captain Rainbow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip,_Ltd.
This is what they made? Be for real... this game is gonna be a turd squat from Japan's bleached asshole
Some of the bit generations games were good.
But besides that it's a bunch of otaku bullshit no one likes. WOW GIFTPIA
Lack of Love (LOL) on Dreamcast is pretty fucking awesome, that was Skip I think? I haven't seen anything on this game yet, the way it's making typical N-haters complain means it's probably not gonna be something I'd play, but still hilarious to have around. People who complain about Nintendo's new direction nonstop are just as bad, if not worse, than the 7 year olds who bitch because their parents won't buy them the Lucky Charms cereal with the plastic toy leprechaun inside. To use that car analogy again, it'd be like a professional racer complaining about Kia not making any cars for them.
LOL for DS scored a 1.5 on Game Informer, and is basically PICTOCHAT
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Lack of Love (LOL) on Dreamcast is pretty fucking awesome, that was Skip I think? I haven't seen anything on this game yet, the way it's making typical N-haters complain means it's probably not gonna be something I'd play, but still hilarious to have around. People who complain about Nintendo's new direction nonstop are just as bad, if not worse, than the 7 year olds who bitch because their parents won't buy them the Lucky Charms cereal with the plastic toy leprechaun inside. To use that car analogy again, it'd be like a professional racer complaining about Kia not making any cars for them.
LOL for DS scored a 1.5 on Game Informer, and is basically PICTOCHAT
That "game" has nothing to do with LOL Dreamcast. http://www.segagagadomain.com/dreamcast-ntsc2/lol.htm
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I am aware and you should be too this is about trolling nintendo and weeaboos
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[edit] Game Boy Advance
[edit] bit Generations series
Boundish
Coloris
Dialhex
Dotstream
Orbital
Soundvoyager
[edit] Nintendo DS
Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol
LOL
[edit] Nintendo GameCube
Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure!
GiFTPiA
[edit] Wii
Captain Rainbow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip,_Ltd.
This is what they made? Be for real... this game is gonna be a turd squat from Japan's bleached asshole
Some of the bit generations games were good.
But besides that it's a bunch of otaku bullshit no one likes. WOW GIFTPIA
Lack of Love (LOL) on Dreamcast is pretty fucking awesome, that was Skip I think? I haven't seen anything on this game yet, the way it's making typical N-haters complain means it's probably not gonna be something I'd play, but still hilarious to have around. People who complain about Nintendo's new direction nonstop are just as bad, if not worse, than the 7 year olds who bitch because their parents won't buy them the Lucky Charms cereal with the plastic toy leprechaun inside. To use that car analogy again, it'd be like a professional racer complaining about Kia not making any cars for them.
LOL for DS scored a 1.5 on Game Informer, and is basically PICTOCHAT
IGN gave it 7.5, though! :o
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what's a weeaboo anyway, demi?
I know moonspeak = jap language.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Weeaboo
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I'm not sure what anybody at Nintendo has to apologize about. They found a more lucrative market than basement-dwelling gamer nerds. What's so wrong with that? It's not as if "traditional" Nintendo games weren't already played out.
Good luck, Nintendo, and good riddance.
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Iwata-kun should be a dead give away anyway.
I wasn't calling you out Borys. I know you are eurotrash and proud of it :-* I saw a smiliar thread on another forum but was afraid to ask about it there. I also don't know what -kun means, so if more of the wankery continues I'll have to make another post.
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Iwata-kun should be a dead give away anyway.
I wasn't calling you out Borys. I know you are eurotrash and proud of it :-* I saw a smiliar thread on another forum but was afraid to ask about it there. I also don't know what -kun means, so if more of the wankery continues I'll have to make another post.
Kun (君, Kun?) is an informal honorific primarily used towards males (it is still used towards females, but rarely). It is used by persons of senior status in addressing those of junior status, by males of roughly the same age and status when addressing each other, and by anyone in addressing male children. It can also be used by females when addressing a male that they are emotionally attached to. Usually it depends on the relationship between the two people. In business settings, women, particularly young women, may also be addressed as kun by older males of senior status. It is sometimes used towards male pets as well.
School teachers typically address male students using kun, while female students are addressed as san or chan. The use of kun to address male children is similar to the use of san when addressing adults. In other words, not using kun would be considered rude in most situations, but, like the rule for using san in reference to family members, kun is traditionally not used when addressing or referring to one's own child (unless kun is part of a nickname: "Akira-kun"—Akkun).
In the Diet of Japan, diet members and ministers are called kun by the chairpersons. For example, Shinzo Abe is called "Abe Shinzō-kun". The only exception was that when Takako Doi was the chairperson of the lower house: she used the san title.
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English is such a boring language when it comes to honorifics and their usage. It's mainly just Mr./Mrs./Ms. plus last name for bosses and people we don't know very well and first name for everyone else.
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what is the point of fucking honorifics
although i wish "-cigarillo" was an "honorific" automatically appended to all ninthings
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c3/Wapaneseseaking.jpg)
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that captain rainbow game looks like some awful late 90s era CD-ROM game that was included inside a children's breakfast cereal
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You best not be hating on Chex Quest.
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that captain rainbow game looks like some awful late 90s era CD-ROM game that was included inside a children's breakfast cereal
box
You best not be hating on Chex Quest.
Hell yeah, zorching those mothafuckas. :punch
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I like Iwata. At least he isn't dodging the abysmal nature of Nintendo's E3 like NoA's league of PR monkeys.
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People forget honorifics are usually a pretty bad throwback to completely class/status based societies, and many of them are quite insulting.
Of course it is. But without honorifics we just have to say people's name in sarcastic or ironic way.
"Oh hello there, Mr. Cohen."
It's a lot less obvious and requires more effort than just throwing out a degrading honorific. Plus you can't really be coy about it.
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Since E3 has relatively high visibility outside the gaming industry apparently Nintendo views it as the best way to reach the mainstream. So they were pushing the casual side of things hard at E3.
TGS and whatever else is where they view gamers as being the major audience so they may adjust what they present accordingly. So I heard in a Gametrailers interview with N'gai who had in turn interviewed someone from Nintendo.