THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 24, 2008, 09:20:28 PM
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settle this. if one person loves yoda, and the other loves darth vader, who is the bigger nerd? note that we from COMMUTE DISPUTE accept the fundamental nerdtardedness of this question, which was brought to you by soul fucking calibur[sic] 4. please choose mupepe ONLY if the thought of mupepe's rican snausage slapping against your tonsils is your one last pure dream in this forsaken world.
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I'd say the Yoda lover is the bigger nerd. Darth Vader is an awesome dude that everyone loves because he's so badass. It takes a real nerd to actually love Yoda.
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Have to agree that its Yoda. You have to be pretty nerdy to defend and take Yoda over Vader. Having Yoda take out a lightsaber and fuck shit up was about the worst fanservice ever.
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Darth Vader is a cybernetic James Earl Jones in black body armor. Yoda is a muppet.
Unless you're talking about the prequels only, in which case Darth Vader is Hayden Christiansen and Yoda is a CGI frog on speed, so it's pretty much a wash.
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Darth Vader has serious crossover appeal; Yoda is nerd niche only
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Yoda is clearly more intelligent. Vader gets by on brute force. If you're with Vader then you have issues.
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Yoda is clearly more intelligent. Vader gets by on brute force. If you're with Vader then you have issues.
Pseudo-wisdom Yoda gives. Impressed are nerds with inversion.
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Yoda wins by a landslide because he went all super-sucky CG.
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you do realize that post opens up the question of whether or not vader's penis is still intact
my god what have you done
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Yoda is by far a nerdier character, most people know how badass vader is
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Imagine what Vader could do to your penis with the power of the force. As long as he was gentle anyway.
If he got a little rough I probably wouldn't complain though.
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If you caught Vader fucking your girlfriend you'd be like, "ok, this sucks, but I can see how it happened," but if she was fucking Yoda you would be all "holy shit she has serious issues, which means i have serious issues for dating her," and you'd cry but eventually get over it and starting writing that Batman slashfic you put off while you had a girlfriend.
Yoda would never fuck my girlfriend. Too honerable. Any girl that fucks Vader also has issues.
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When Obi-Wan cut off Anakin's legs, he probably sliced off something else too.
I don't blame Vader for killing Obi-Wan later, the dude chopped off his dick with a laser sword. And then he slid crotch-first near a bunch of lava.
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anyone who likes yoda more than darth vader has reached a level beyond nerd-dom
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(i am annoyed that we get Yoda in the X360 version - lame, why couldn't we have had Solo ? or a Sandperson ?)
i think it's too soon to start having osama bin ladin as an unlockable character
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Yoda is lame. I would rather have Spawn in again that his bitch ass. Well, it makes no difference since I am buying it on 360 because of my arcade stick.
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Vader is like 6' 5" and he sounds like James Earl Jones. If that's not a panty dropper anymore, I'm moving to another country. :usacry
Sure a real panty dropper, and then when you can't get him off he'll force choke the shit out you.
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Yoda's nerdier as long as you can compartmentalize Anakin and Darth Vader.
If you think of them as the same character and still like Vader...
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Yoda is clearly more intelligent. Vader gets by on brute force. If you're with Vader then you have issues.
If you caught Vader fucking your girlfriend you'd be like, "ok, this sucks, but I can see how it happened," but if she was fucking Yoda you would be all "holy shit she has serious issues, which means i have serious issues for dating her," and you'd cry but eventually get over it and starting writing that Batman slashfic you put off while you had a girlfriend.
:lol
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YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUK YOU GUYS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUK YOU GUYS!
hahaha you like yoda
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:rofl
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:(
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owned lol
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OH YEAH IT'S MY BIRFDAY
GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S MY BIRFDAY
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admittedly, i'm a little disturbed that at LEAST seven people want mupepe's long duck dong mansnotting in their gullet
but then again
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mupepe :-*
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Just for this im not even gonna use the carpool lane tomorrow. WE WILL SUFFER LIKE G DID?
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you hate the carpool lane anyhow! that's like tvc threatening to mix malt liquor into his advil-brand breakfast cereal!
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I dont have bumper stickers :*(
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Ok, im gonna download tubthumping and we will listen to it the entire way into work
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HA HA HA WHO WON?!?!
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if only i had a service revolver and the will to pull the trigger :'(
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WITH THE POWER OF MICROSOFT SYNC WE CAN LISTEN TO ALL THE HORRIBLE ITUNES PURCHASE DECISIONS IN THE WORLD HA HA HA
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you didn't
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its like a dollar. Now your last hope is my laziness tomorrow morning.
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i believe i still hold the trump card sir
remember, someone has to serve breakfast at eurest
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oh, you guys are so ZANY
could be a TV show
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you can guest star as my gay friend, cajole
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will i be one of those recurring guest stars, or just a one-time gay ratings-booster?
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There's a backseat, we can have one more cast member aside from TVC
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There's a backseat, we can have one more cast member aside from TVC
where will you be holding auditions
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The trunk!
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Pseudo-wisdom Yoda gives. Impressed are nerds with inversion.
That inversion shit got so ridiculous in the prequels. In the originals, sure, Yoda inverts some of his sentences, but not all of them. Probably about half or so. But in the prequels, every fucking sentence he utters gets inverted, to the point where prequel Yoda becomes a parody of the Yoda we remember from the originals (never mind the lightsaber shit which clearly crosses that line).
Oh, god yes. The original Yoda honestly wasn't that bad, but the one involved in the prequels needs a face full of shotgun.
Also, which Vader are we referring to? The James Earl Jones version was great, but the Hayden Christinsen (sp?)? Well, see the prequel Yoda post above.
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MAF gets knocked down, but he gets up again. You're never gonna keep him down.
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See, Drinky asks you guys which is more nerdy: liking Yoda or liking Darth Vader. The results? Yoda, because Darth Vader is REALLY FUCKING AWESOME!! ;)
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WITH THE POWER OF MICROSOFT SYNC WE CAN LISTEN TO ALL THE HORRIBLE ITUNES PURCHASE DECISIONS IN THE WORLD HA HA HA
"play artist...michael bolton"