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Title: so I got moisturiser in my eyes
Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 10:53:27 AM: yeah and I think its still there, some bitch at a bar squirted some in my eyes as a 'joke', now my right eye is still bloodshot and stings a little. Is my vision permanently fucked? Im really scared :-\
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Post by: Reb on July 25, 2008, 10:53:57 AM: It'll be okay.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 25, 2008, 10:58:48 AM: Did you flush it with warm water?
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:00:09 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 25, 2008, 10:58:48 AM
Did you flush it with warm water?

thats what Im going to do now
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Post by: DJ_Tet on July 25, 2008, 11:05:58 AM: yeah, getting 'moisuriser' in your eyes looks like it stings... :-*
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:07:19 AM: :( yeah I know it was a shithouse move, but Im actually pretty fucking drunk

My eye is feeling a bit better now, I'll hopefully survivie
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:08:36 AM: im full of booze
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 11:08:49 AM: fuck
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2008, 11:09:10 AM: Yeah, I did that once as a teenager - got 'moisturiser' in my eye
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Post by: abrader on July 25, 2008, 11:18:49 AM: what did you really get squirted in the eye with?
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2008, 11:19:34 AM: semen
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Post by: DJ_Tet on July 25, 2008, 11:19:42 AM: cum
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Post by: abrader on July 25, 2008, 11:19:48 AM: hhe did you try to talk to a chikka at the pub and get sprayed by mace?
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Post by: abrader on July 25, 2008, 11:21:02 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on July 25, 2008, 11:20:14 AM
Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2008, 11:19:48 AM
hhe did you try to talk to a chikka at the pub and get sprayed by mace?

I thought you were the one in Vegas?

nay i got home late lastnight
Title: Re: so I got moisturiser in my eyes
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2008, 12:07:41 PM: You know when a girl pepper sprays you she usually isn't doing it as a joke.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 25, 2008, 12:23:38 PM: Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2008, 11:18:49 AM
what did you really get squirted in the eye with?

:bow Abrader :bow2

If you were on the jedi counsel you would've figured out who the sith lord was.

:starwars
Title: Re: so I got moisturiser in my eyes
Post by: abrader on July 25, 2008, 02:41:34 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2008, 12:07:41 PM
You know when a girl pepper sprays you she usually isn't doing it as a joke.

So FM - have you ever made a girl squirt?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2008, 02:45:56 PM: Ya. we were in a dark ally and I made the mistake of not fully concealing the brick in my hand. Ouch.
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2008, 07:08:00 PM: okay morning after, it was definitely some sort of of beauty cream (scented and shit). I was trashed so I cant remember exactly why she put that shit in my eye... she wasnt being malicious or anything iirc. She was after I told her friend 'that fucking bitch put some shit in my eyes'

Its about time to have a break from drinking I think
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2008, 08:29:51 PM: Or drink with some people who aren't dickheads
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Post by: APF on July 25, 2008, 09:00:58 PM: Getting pepper sprayed fucking sucks; worse than cum in your eye.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 25, 2008, 09:08:53 PM: Quote from: APF on July 25, 2008, 09:00:58 PM
Getting pepper sprayed fucking sucks; worse than cum in your eye.

And how would you know this? :D
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Post by: APF on July 25, 2008, 09:23:08 PM: Fucking cops!

Oh, and by fucking cops.
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Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 09:25:32 PM: Years ago when my family was at someone else's house for Thanksgiving, I found some pepper spray (I was only a kid!) and playfully sprayed it in someone's general direction (they were like 10 feet away). Somehow it ended up drifting into my eyes, as well as his, and it hurt like SHIT.