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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on July 25, 2008, 11:05:49 AM

Title: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Reb on July 25, 2008, 11:05:49 AM
It was closed, so it's safe, right?

My tummy feels strange.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Beardo on July 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Jokes on you! That was some dudes seaman.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2008, 11:07:56 AM
It was semen and AIDS mixed with drano, actually. Jokes on you.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2008, 12:15:15 PM
Actually it was filled with a new strain of aids called Drano Semen AIDs which was named so because it started in the gay plumbers community. 
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Tauntaun on July 25, 2008, 12:40:27 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2008, 12:15:15 PM
Actually it was filled with a new strain of aids called Drano Semen AIDs which was named so because it started in the gay plumbers community. 

 :lol
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Pharmacy on July 25, 2008, 12:43:30 PM
it was me

im the pepsi
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Powerslave on July 25, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
Nothing's gonna happen to you. The can was closed and somebody forgot it. You can proceed locking this thread now.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 02:06:53 PM
My friend once ate a can of vienna sausages he found in a desk...

The teacher nearly barfed and demanded that he left the room.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
Quote from: bagofeyes on July 25, 2008, 11:07:56 AM
It was semen and AIDS mixed with drano, actually. Jokes on you.

Pepsi is normally made out of Drano, semen, and AIDS, so I don't see what's different.  ???
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Reb on July 25, 2008, 02:57:17 PM
I'm still alive, so I guess AIDS agrees with me.
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
Quote from: Beardo on July 25, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Jokes on you! That was some dudes seaman.

(http://dcmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/E32K/Sega_Seaman/bg02_640w.jpg)

 ???
Title: Re: I just drank the mystery can of Pepsi I found in the cafeteria...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2008, 03:17:19 PM
Remember Aids wont show up for a month.