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Title: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: Beardo on July 25, 2008, 04:19:48 PM

http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_ironman.html (http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_ironman.html)

Terrorist:     I'm a terrorist. Robert Downey Jr, I am going to kidnap you and force you to build me a weapon of mass destruction. With your bare hands. In a cave. With a box of spare parts. Even though your company is basically giving me free weapons anyway.


Iron Man: That's basically the equivalent of asking a raccoon with stone-age tools to build the Hubble Space Telescope. But ok.


 :lol

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Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 04:25:47 PM

I think anything broken down to its base elements = lol

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: Beardo on July 25, 2008, 04:26:44 PM

http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_cloverfield.html (http://speterdavis.com/mcomics_cloverfield.html)

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2008, 04:29:09 PM

This guy was so pleased with his efforts that he made it a regular feature?

Huh.

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: cool breeze on July 25, 2008, 04:34:44 PM

This guy doesn't break down movies enough and his effort are futile.

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 25, 2008, 04:41:18 PM

Well, at least he used an awesome photo of Paltrow, so it wasn't an entire waste.

(http://speterdavis.com/images/comics/gpaltrow.jpg)

 :heartbeat

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: demi on July 25, 2008, 04:42:05 PM

Haha, sounds pretty accurate for both reviews. Any more? Movies suck.

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: cool breeze on July 25, 2008, 04:42:34 PM

She was really hot in Iron Man.
 
When I get rich, I'm gonna get an assistant like that.

Title: Re: Brutally Honest (and funny) summary of Iron Man
Post by: demi on July 25, 2008, 04:45:59 PM

This site's pretty good. I bookmarked it. I like how he complains about stuff. I love complaining.