THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 11:29:58 AM

Title: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 11:29:58 AM
I just made a thread about how you cunts suck because you create threads on the internet such as:

"god i'm such a pussy." and "no really, i'm a fucking pussy."

I am helping you out see.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 11:30:41 AM
Bong hits at work? Man the military is really loosening up
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 11:55:34 AM
I take my anger out on the interents
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2006, 11:57:52 AM
If I had a camera we'd play strip football. If OSU scores, I take off my shirt. If they score again, etc etc etc until I'm butt naked. WOULD YOU PLAY?
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 11:59:58 AM
no thanks, seeing you naked will make the win not bittersweet..just bitter
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2006, 12:01:52 PM
Sounds like you're scared because you know Michigan is going to score a bunch of points.  :-*
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2006, 12:02:46 PM
Wtf is IOHO? lol wtf!
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 12:03:53 PM
JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUUUPID
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 12:04:22 PM
the interents makes everyone stupid
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2006, 12:04:34 PM
IOHO! WHAT IS THAT??!?!

Oh I see, I got it mixed up.

Its IOOH, I cant read lol. Whats IOOH?
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 17, 2006, 12:06:57 PM
what's an "interents" too

SHITE BIN
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2006, 12:09:02 PM
It's a shame. Not only are OSU fans extremely violent and obnoxious, they have can't even spell their state's name.

I applied to OSU just as a joke, AT THE LAST MINUTE, and got in. I declined the invitation though :lol

But it's funny: when I talked to some advisors from U of M, the dude was like "um, you applied to OSU? Maybe we don't want you here!" :lol :lol
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Cheebs on November 17, 2006, 12:10:12 PM
I hate U of M with seething passion and thus I root for Ohio. I live in MI. :)
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 12:42:17 PM
You are a good man sir!
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:09:02 PM
Buckeyes suck ass

why is my B an L and i cant fucking change it.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2006, 02:11:26 PM
That's ok blackACID.  If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:18:12 PM
That's ok blackACID.  If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2006, 02:21:03 PM
That's ok blackACID.  If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!

If I cave and have sex with you can you get her to have sex with me?
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:22:46 PM
That's ok blackACID.  If it makes you feel any better, I kind of want to have sex with you.

but she wants to have sex with me, and i want to have sex with you.. this will be our first evilbore love triangle!

If I cave and have sex with you can you get her to have sex with me?

no, because she would get jealous then i would.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 02:25:52 PM
I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:28:05 PM
I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me

you fickle bitch!
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2006, 02:28:13 PM
isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: BlackMage on November 17, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?

no himu, i am not having a gangbang if you are there. i would feel very insecure.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2006, 02:30:26 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 02:31:19 PM
I'm naked right now.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2006, 02:36:24 PM
Well THIS thread turned out differently.

Ah, who am I kidding.  Everything devolves into a dirty, dirty orgy here at the 'bore.  I'd say I like it, but I'm starting to get chafed in unpleasant places.  :(
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 02:38:05 PM
Now I'm clothed.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:42:28 PM
How the fuck is 33 OLD? God you fucking whippersnappers need to get the fuck off my lawn before you get the hose again

I will only have sex with you is Saint Cornelius has sex with me

wow I haven't London Bridged nobody since Catz & the mailman. I'll have to do some stretches, PM me
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 17, 2006, 02:43:02 PM
You might as well HANG IT UP at 30.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 02:44:29 PM
Saint Cornelicious
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2006, 02:44:35 PM
isn't corny really old though? Why don't we have a gangbang instead?

no himu, i am not having a gangbang if you are there. i would feel very insecure.

That's what Mr Spinnington said when I asked if we could have a threesome with his girlfriend. He said he'd feel rather weak seeing me bang his girlfriend due to...well you know.

If I was white, I have a feeling he'd let me do it :lol
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:49:09 PM
the only threesome I ever had was this young lady and another dude. the other dude - a white guy - had the BIGGEST FUCKING WANG I HAD EVER SEEN IN PERSON. i was really feeling kind of disappointed. then it ended up being really weird because there wasn't a whole lot of fucking at the same time going on, it was more like she does him, then me, then him, then me. I was trying to get it all going like it SHOULD be, London Bridge stylee, but he got kind of offended at her doing us BOTH at the same time. Very awkward.

she told me his dick was too big afterwards, which is kind of, you know, a backhanded compliment. i still ended up shagging her a few times after that but she was really, really too difficult for me. Too high-maintenance. She had a great body but a face like a Koopa Troopa
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 02:49:26 PM
Saint Cornelicious
(http://static.flickr.com/40/107731373_514b738833.jpg)
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 02:50:19 PM
She had a great body but a face like a Koopa Troopa
My Koopa Troopa Soopa Poopa
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/113952797_366530672_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 17, 2006, 02:50:39 PM
That sounds like a borderline homosexual experience.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:50:46 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/47/107738624_23b97343eb.jpg)
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:53:02 PM
That sounds like a borderline homosexual experience.


believe me when I say that if it would've been a homosexual experience, i would be in a wheelchair today
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 02:53:08 PM
A new one!

St Cornfuck has very nice arms
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 02:54:28 PM
A new one!

St Cornfuck has very nice arms

^
What a weirdo.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:54:53 PM
It's not new, that's like the Dud's favorite pic of me

I went from this

(http://static.flickr.com/39/85490245_031db536d8.jpg)

to that in the course of 24 hours. I can't drink those B to the fucking Es no more  :-X
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 02:56:01 PM
Kind of trippy looking from that pic to the one in your avatar
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 17, 2006, 02:56:04 PM
believe me when I say that if it would've been a homosexual experience, i would be in a wheelchair today

:lol
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 17, 2006, 02:57:54 PM
St Cornfuck


 :whip
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 02:58:40 PM
 :violin
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 03:04:09 PM
Fuck, I wanna post a pic I took of myself with glasses and my red sweater...but I can't upload it to my VW pix place for some reason.
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: whiteACID on November 17, 2006, 03:05:24 PM
Keeps saying Invalid Destination Address...hmmm
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: Bacon on November 17, 2006, 03:06:52 PM
Sunglasses?
Title: Re: Forgive me Evilbore, for I have sinned
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 18, 2006, 08:01:21 PM
Fuck, I wanna post a pic I took of myself with glasses and my red sweater...but I can't upload it to my VW pix place for some reason.

You gotta take off the fugly sweater first, then retake the pic.