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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 09:51:41 PM

Title: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
They have these crisp and go slips or whatever, but who seriously does that?
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 09:53:38 PM
"On the Go" is a meaningless term that nobody ever actually does. I see mini-bottles of Crazy Glue in stores, labeled with "On The Go!"

As if some empowered female executive is driving in her SUV, BUT SUDDENLY SHE JUST NEEDS SOME GLUE ON THE GO


then they frantically squeeze the glue into their mouth and collapse over their steering wheel
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Powerslave on July 25, 2008, 10:01:26 PM
i dont buy on the go stuff because they're always too small sized and expensive
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 10:07:58 PM
Hot pockets are kinda greasy, I cant imagine someone eating one then just not washing their hands blech
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: demi on July 25, 2008, 10:50:51 PM
The chicken broccoli ones are good.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
Hot Pockets are pretty gross. The majority of them look like they're filled with the shit that would pile up in the trash at this pizza place I worked at.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 11:00:22 PM
4 meat 4 cheese is my guilty pleasure
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 11:05:05 PM
The Hungry Man with those fake processed ribs are the absolute shit.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 11:05:47 PM
I love fake processed tv dinner ribs lol
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 11:06:29 PM
I could eat that every meal for the rest of my life and be happy.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 11:07:21 PM
Wtf makes em so good? I know theyre fake lol
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 11:08:31 PM
However they do it, they're geniuses.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: cool breeze on July 25, 2008, 11:08:40 PM
fake processed rib are amazing.

I would actually pay for a recipe on how to make them. 
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Rman on July 25, 2008, 11:09:00 PM
Wtf makes em so good? I know theyre fake lol
Fat and salt.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 25, 2008, 11:11:03 PM
hmmmmmm
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: drohne on July 25, 2008, 11:20:20 PM
when i was like 12 i bought a hot pocket from a vending machine in a park after playing roller hockey. i remember this because i nearly soiled myself afterwards -- i don't think i've eaten a hot pocket since

remember when hot pockets and lettuce or cabbage or something were hilarious gaf memes. in a way it's good that the place has become a graveyard for defunct 4chan material
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 25, 2008, 11:25:00 PM
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket, ever.
I did however lose my Funyuns virginity last week.  I don't really see the appeal.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 11:26:32 PM
There are hot pocket vending machines?...

Gross.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: cool breeze on July 25, 2008, 11:27:06 PM
I remember the way I would always eat a Hot pocket was to slice it open on the break point and eat the gross filling, then eat the nasty crust afterwards. The cheese steak one confused me the most.  I don't think there was cheese or steak in that pocket.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 25, 2008, 11:27:18 PM
McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 26, 2008, 04:12:38 AM
McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good
lol i just looked up wiki

apparently mcdonalds tried to end the mcrib....except it was a fake viral market stunt

shit company

shit food

shit mentality

shit shit

:piss unhealthy, dirty, american fast food
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: TVC15 on July 26, 2008, 04:23:28 AM
I find the campbells soup on-the-go sippy cup things pretty offensive.  Who the fuck wants to chug soup?  That's not how you enjoy soup.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: demi on July 26, 2008, 05:01:38 AM
McRIB

onions
pickles
bbq sauce
fake rib patty
death
good
lol i just looked up wiki

apparently mcdonalds tried to end the mcrib....except it was a fake viral market stunt

shit company

shit food

shit mentality

shit shit

:piss unhealthy, dirty, american fast food

You make one relevant and decent topic, and still you come up with this. Tell your mom I said hi.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2008, 11:41:07 AM
they're too greasy for me. i used to eat them as a kid but now they just gross me out  :-\
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 27, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
true story: i ate at least one hot pocket nearly every day for the six years that i was in middle & high school. i don't eat meat anymore, and they are the only thing i really miss.

philly steak & cheese  :usasalute 
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Trent Dole on July 27, 2008, 10:37:35 AM
I guess you could eat one of the Lean Pockets on the go if you really wanted to since they're not that greasy, but it's not like they take a long time to cook/devour in the first place.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 27, 2008, 11:57:21 AM
I would sometimes buy the 1/2lb Hot Pocket knockoff at this gas station near the place I used to work at. It just came with the plastic covering, no cardboard "crisper" :( . So when I was done nuking it, there would be this pool of oil, cheese and probably sweat at the bottom of the wrapping.
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 27, 2008, 12:00:15 PM
squeeze it out and use it to wash down the pocket!  :drool
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 27, 2008, 12:01:17 PM
ever seen a hot pocket take a bite out of you?
Title: Re: Have you EVER seen someone eat a Hot Pocket "On the Go"?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 27, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
yes, in rand mcnally