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Title: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:24:34 PM
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Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: cool breeze on July 28, 2008, 09:25:16 PM
Back to the Future

although that is more on par.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: EvilBoris on July 28, 2008, 09:26:18 PM
 Chain Reaction
 Bad Company
 Deep Blue Sea

 
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:26:45 PM
Batman & Robin
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2008, 09:27:18 PM
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:27:36 PM

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/dvd/cov150/drt000/t047/t04752w2y0y.jpg)



criminally underrated

love it to death
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:28:04 PM
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Eric P.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Solo on July 28, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
Torque
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 28, 2008, 09:28:48 PM
http://www.simplyscripts.net/cgi-bin/Blah/Blah.pl?m-1196204389/
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:29:12 PM
Million Dollar Baby
Chicago
Crash
English Patient
Gladiator
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:29:34 PM
Solo, you are not playing the game correctly.  You can't just pick good bad movies, you have to pick solid to good movies (preference on underrated) with just enough credibility to troll effectively.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:31:05 PM
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Eric P.

Kit's Agent: This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...
Kit: Hey, what did you just say?
Agent: I said, 'it's not Shakespeare'...
Kit: 'It's not Shake... ', 'It's not Shake... ' (to Freddy) Do you hear what he's doing?
Freddy: I know he's doing something, I just can't put my finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah... What's he doing?
Kit: Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare!
Freddy: Shakespeare?
Kit: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

but there's just so much great stuff

I'd like to gently suggest Death at a Funeral also by Mr Oz.  I loved it.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 28, 2008, 09:31:26 PM

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/dvd/cov150/drt000/t047/t04752w2y0y.jpg)



criminally underrated

love it to death

Agreed.

Also coincidentally, the last time either Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy were funny/had integrity.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:31:39 PM
Solo, you are not playing the game correctly.  You can't just pick good bad movies, you have to pick solid to good movies (preference on underrated) with just enough credibility to troll effectively.

plus the movies he picked suck
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Akala on July 28, 2008, 09:32:27 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/264jthy.jpg)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Also coincidentally, the last time either Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy were funny/had integrity.

so sad

so true

i was aghast when i learned they were making a second pink panther movie
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:32:57 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/264jthy.jpg)

excellent as well

quite dark
quite abstract
quite surreal
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: EvilBoris on July 28, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
 Cult of Ray, Surfer Rosa, Bossanova, Trompe Le Monde. C'mon Pilgrim > Doolittle

 Bowfinger is not underrated. everybody who watched it loved it.
 now Pig in the City... that one is underrated. george miller :bow
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Akala on July 28, 2008, 09:34:12 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/264jthy.jpg)

excellent as well

quite dark
quite abstract
quite surreal

almost like batman! but better!
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:36:11 PM
Steve Martin was only good in buddie movies like this classic:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXC0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:36:34 PM
Bowfinger appreciation thread!

The scene with the UPS driver at the end kills me every time. :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:36:50 PM
Cult of Ray, Surfer Rosa, Bossanova, Trompe Le Monde. C'mon Pilgrim > Doolittle


You shut your fucking mouth liar whore.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Solo on July 28, 2008, 09:37:06 PM
Solo, you are not playing the game correctly.  You can't just pick good bad movies, you have to pick solid to good movies (preference on underrated) with just enough credibility to troll effectively.

plus the movies he picked suck

I only picked one movie!
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:38:03 PM
Kit: It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

That describes THE DARK KNIGHT lol am i rite?
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2008, 09:38:23 PM
Solo, you are not playing the game correctly.  You can't just pick good bad movies, you have to pick solid to good movies (preference on underrated) with just enough credibility to troll effectively.

plus the movies he picked suck

I only picked one movie!


ah i didn't see the qualifier of "solo" there

i was just taking well earned digs at Oscar Winning films
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:39:19 PM
Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make.

Robert K. Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie costs $2,184.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: EvilBoris on July 28, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
quote dirty rotten scoundrels instead please
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 09:45:51 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM THE BATMAN

[youtube=425,350]w2yv8aT0UFc[/youtube]
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: demi on July 28, 2008, 09:48:25 PM
I saw Hellboy tonight... posting to confirm it is in fact better than The Dark Knight
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 28, 2008, 09:51:00 PM
I saw Hellboy tonight... posting to confirm it is in fact better than The Dark Knight

I or II?

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trick question; they're both better
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Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 09:51:27 PM
Death Becomes Her
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Mandark on July 28, 2008, 09:52:23 PM
Also coincidentally, the last time either Steve Martin or Eddie Murphy were funny/had integrity.

so sad

so true

i was aghast when i learned they were making a second pink panther movie

Martin's kind of snooty about physical comedy.  In his mind, he's probably taken Peter Seller's mantle and is now showing off his mastery of the craft.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 09:52:42 PM
Raising Arizona
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
Sky High
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 28, 2008, 09:54:04 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM THE BATMAN

[youtube=425,350]w2yv8aT0UFc[/youtube]
ROFL  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Vizzys on July 28, 2008, 09:54:40 PM
Bowfinger rox
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 28, 2008, 09:54:43 PM
Spy Kids (just the first one, though)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 09:55:01 PM
Tombstone
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 28, 2008, 09:55:15 PM
That Batman movie nails all the manuerisms of Ledger perfectly.  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2008, 09:56:07 PM
batman begins
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 09:58:30 PM
the crow
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2008, 10:01:19 PM
The Running Man
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 28, 2008, 10:02:52 PM
kingpin
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2008, 10:03:54 PM
kingpin

NICE
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 28, 2008, 10:04:21 PM
batman begins

O SNAP
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Enl on July 28, 2008, 10:21:02 PM
Hot to Trot
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Solo on July 28, 2008, 10:26:30 PM
Ang Lee's Hulk
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Rman on July 28, 2008, 10:38:23 PM
Speed Racer.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2008, 10:39:07 PM
Speed Racer.

:bow
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: TVC15 on July 28, 2008, 10:41:29 PM
Hannibal.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2008, 10:42:12 PM
The Professional
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Enl on July 28, 2008, 10:43:10 PM
At the end of my life I will have probably seen Manos:The Hands of Fate more times than The Dark Knight. So I guess that's also a better film as well.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2008, 10:55:03 PM
At the end of my life I will have probably seen Manos:The Hands of Fate more times than The Dark Knight. So I guess that's also a better film as well.

Ah, but is it the MST3K version?

And: Super Mario Bros.: The Movie
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: TVC15 on July 28, 2008, 10:56:27 PM
Troll 2

Can the animated corpse of Heath top any of this?

[youtube=425,350]Jqp9eXgXYHU[/youtube]
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Enl on July 28, 2008, 10:57:40 PM
Troll 2

I will probably see that more times as well.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Jabberwocky on July 28, 2008, 10:58:19 PM
Dark Knight is easily the best film this year (hence why none of the movies in this thread are from this year).

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Speed Racer = lol
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Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2008, 11:02:20 PM
(http://tinyurl.com/3czjyp)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: TVC15 on July 28, 2008, 11:05:21 PM
(http://www.tysto.com/articles08/pics/police-academy05.jpg)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Tucah on July 28, 2008, 11:09:11 PM
Gremlins
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: TVC15 on July 28, 2008, 11:10:08 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/AJMouse/d5_112228_0_HouseonHooterHill.jpg)
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 28, 2008, 11:20:32 PM
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/ajlobster/first_knight.jpg)

First Knight > The Dark Knight
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: EvilBoris on July 28, 2008, 11:38:34 PM
 AND YOU BAHTRAYED ME!

Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 29, 2008, 07:55:57 AM
Sky High

i saw this last weekend

it was actually pretty damn good
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: Eric P on July 29, 2008, 07:56:57 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/AJMouse/d5_112228_0_HouseonHooterHill.jpg)

probably more faithful to the original than the 1999 Haunting
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 29, 2008, 08:54:14 AM
Hellboy sucked. So much.
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: demi on July 29, 2008, 10:52:38 AM
So when I say that The Dark Knight is at least as good a film as Juno, that's ridiculous hyperbole, but this somehow isn't?

Hot Fuzz > The Dark Knight
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: bud on July 29, 2008, 10:55:48 AM
shaun of the dead > hot fuzz
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: demi on July 29, 2008, 10:56:38 AM
> The Dark Knight
Title: Re: In this thread, we list films BETTER than The Dark Knight
Post by: bud on July 29, 2008, 10:57:34 AM
:lol

kirsten dunst > maggie gyllenhaal