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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 29, 2008, 12:35:39 AM

Title: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: TVC15 on July 29, 2008, 12:35:39 AM

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Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 29, 2008, 12:36:23 AM

can I get pics?

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2008, 12:37:30 AM

Neckbeard on my vagina.

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: Bildi on July 29, 2008, 12:38:29 AM

Pretty much anyone on EB, so I voted Malek.

And that beard...  :hump

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 29, 2008, 12:41:29 AM

kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these  :maf

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 29, 2008, 12:42:30 AM

Humbert, definitely.

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
Post by: TVC15 on July 29, 2008, 12:42:52 AM

Humbert Humbert:
(http://www.d-e-zimmer.de/LolitaUSA/LoKubrick1.jpg)
(he's really smart and romantic though)

Peter Sellers:
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/karla29p/Lolita11.jpg)

We all know what Malek looks like.

Sweet Dee:
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5681/kaitlinolsonks2.jpg)

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 29, 2008, 12:41:29 AM

kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these  :maf

I made it work safe.

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you fir
Post by: Bildi on July 29, 2008, 12:46:33 AM

Yeah, definitely Malek.

Whether I'm a teenage girl or not.

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 29, 2008, 12:48:12 AM

Can I pretend I'm a pre-teen girl?

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 29, 2008, 12:49:22 AM

sweet dee looks pissed but hot so id go with that

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2008, 12:50:38 AM

she beats a mean hobo

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Tucah on July 29, 2008, 12:52:00 AM

Dee

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 29, 2008, 12:54:38 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 29, 2008, 12:42:52 AM

I made it work safe.

danke

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 29, 2008, 12:55:45 AM

Peter Sellers. Dee looks kinda crack whorishish

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 29, 2008, 12:58:00 AM

Dee looks experienced. I look at her and see someone I want at the helm during my perilous journey into statutory love making

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you fir
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2008, 01:21:18 AM

No mupepe option?

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 29, 2008, 01:22:08 AM

Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though :(

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2008, 01:24:28 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 29, 2008, 01:22:08 AM

Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though

You could get the same experience with Malek though with just a bottle of vodka and a print off of his LSAT scores.   

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Reb on July 29, 2008, 01:28:13 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2008, 01:21:18 AM

No mupepe option?

Yeah, where's Mupepe?

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Eric P on July 29, 2008, 07:48:52 AM

Humbert!

for the gifts and the laffs

Title: Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 29, 2008, 11:12:32 AM

Take that Humbert Humbert and Peter Sellers!